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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau
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Kim thought this would be a neat way to get my ideas out there instead of standing in silence staring into the void that engulfs us all that we call our soul.

Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun.
The sooner you fall asleep the sooner you get to watch it
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I love just the idea of these two when they were alive:

"Erm, yes, I was from the 1880s."

"No way, I'm from the 1980s!"
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 AM
They're too busy beating/fucking their wives/cousins
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
No, post jug of wine Orson Welles bot
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
It's Russia, they're all either incompetent or drunk.
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I'm betting she was hired through Epstein via Putin to be King Fuckface's handler
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Every day I look forward to his obituary
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Was about to point that out via the “Mohawk Mane”
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You think he cares about you booing?

He already knows you’re a bunch of spineless pussies who aren’t gonna stop him from doing whatever the fuck he wants
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
They ain’t wrong
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
He’s a braindead dipshit.

I look forward to his obituary
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So it's gonna be the usual Republican "whoopsie, we'll have to use the same maps until next time" and nothing will happen to punish them, and the Democrat geriatrics will say "see, they promised next time" and sit on their nuts like a bunch of useless twats.

Fuck America. Your country sucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Why the fuck show up for a job they're not being paid for?

You're concerned about their patriotism?

They're concerned with getting another job to pay the bills so they can keep their homes.

And I'm concerned with Duffy's mental facilities if he doesn't understand that.
November 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I mean let’s not pretend, we’ve both seen Bad Dragon, so I’m pretty sure we can fill in the blanks there, heh
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
King Pedophile needs to fuck off forever.

Just fuckin die already. Loser.

And America, you too, fuck off all together until you get your fuckin shit together.
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Personally, I’m cool with it. Just like Stolas’ call in the original pilot, sometimes the humour comes from the censorship, and honestly, it can be funnier to fill in the blanks yourself than just be given the full details.

Like in horror, the audience’s imagination is a tool you can tap.
November 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The problem is these old fuckers with all the money whose goal is more money. They don’t like new ideas, they prefer proven concepts
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Working on it
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Is it still censored on Amazon?
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM