Statler and Waldorf
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November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Reposted by Statler and Waldorf
Hell, the monster doesn't even have to be giant. I'm still not over what happened to the Gill-Man in The Creature Walks Among Us.
#svengoolie
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November 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hell, the monster doesn't even have to be giant. I'm still not over what happened to the Gill-Man in The Creature Walks Among Us.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Reposted by Statler and Waldorf
Just once I'd like to see a giant monster movie on this show where the monster doesn't suffer a horrible death for the crime of being captured and harassed by humans.
#svengoolie
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November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Just once I'd like to see a giant monster movie on this show where the monster doesn't suffer a horrible death for the crime of being captured and harassed by humans.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Statler: Odd way to end the movie.
Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
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Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Statler: Odd way to end the movie.
Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
#svengoolie
Waldorf: Should have ended it right after the opening credits!
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tuck: There! I killed the beast I brought to town by burning down your cathedral! You're welcome!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Tuck: There! I killed the beast I brought to town by burning down your cathedral! You're welcome!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Statler: So now the dinosaur will grab T.J. and climb a building?
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Statler: So now the dinosaur will grab T.J. and climb a building?
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: No, his arms are too short.
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Rare Creature captured
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rare Creature captured
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie
Scientist wants to research it.
Jerks want to use it to make money.
Creature brought to a populated area.
When has this ever gone wrong?
#svengoolie
And now each cowboy will catch his own dinosaur and they'll train them to fight each other in tournaments. And Pokemon was born!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And now each cowboy will catch his own dinosaur and they'll train them to fight each other in tournaments. And Pokemon was born!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Kidding aside. The special effects right now are very impressive. The blending of a bunch of real guys riding real horses, roping a stop-motion clay dinosaur that wasn't there. Seamless!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Kidding aside. The special effects right now are very impressive. The blending of a bunch of real guys riding real horses, roping a stop-motion clay dinosaur that wasn't there. Seamless!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So is that supposed to be a T-Rex or some other Dino-Whatever a saurus?
And a Styrachosaurus?
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And a Styrachosaurus?
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November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
So is that supposed to be a T-Rex or some other Dino-Whatever a saurus?
And a Styrachosaurus?
#svengoolie
And a Styrachosaurus?
#svengoolie
Hey! Characters pursue a small dinosaur. T-Rex darts out and eats it.
Did Spielberg see this movie in his youth?
#svengoolie
Did Spielberg see this movie in his youth?
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Hey! Characters pursue a small dinosaur. T-Rex darts out and eats it.
Did Spielberg see this movie in his youth?
#svengoolie
Did Spielberg see this movie in his youth?
#svengoolie
When chasing an extinct creature remember:
If at first you don't succeed, Try Try Triceratops.
#svengoolie
If at first you don't succeed, Try Try Triceratops.
#svengoolie
November 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When chasing an extinct creature remember:
If at first you don't succeed, Try Try Triceratops.
#svengoolie
If at first you don't succeed, Try Try Triceratops.
#svengoolie
