Statler and Waldorf
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'Like, it was all made up and didn't even matter?' #Svengoolie #Flight7500
January 18, 2026 at 3:03 AM
'Like, it was all made up and didn't even matter?' #Svengoolie #Flight7500
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Oh the ending was awful, but the Sven Squad was awesome. Isn't the point that these supposed to be bad movies. It wouldn't be funny otherwise.
#HouseOfSvengoolie #Svengoolie
#HouseOfSvengoolie #Svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Oh the ending was awful, but the Sven Squad was awesome. Isn't the point that these supposed to be bad movies. It wouldn't be funny otherwise.
#HouseOfSvengoolie #Svengoolie
#HouseOfSvengoolie #Svengoolie
In a low budget creepy movie like this, always make sure the dead body doesn't become a zombie!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
Someone should check the body. Maybe he's feeling better. #houseofsvengoolie #svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
In a low budget creepy movie like this, always make sure the dead body doesn't become a zombie!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Statler: Do celebrities always fly first class?
Waldorf: John Fogerty doesn't. He always says "Put me in coach!"
#svengoolie
Waldorf: John Fogerty doesn't. He always says "Put me in coach!"
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Statler: Do celebrities always fly first class?
Waldorf: John Fogerty doesn't. He always says "Put me in coach!"
#svengoolie
Waldorf: John Fogerty doesn't. He always says "Put me in coach!"
#svengoolie
Statler: Do you think the plane movie will start a franchiese?
Waldorf: No, I can't see it taking off.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: No, I can't see it taking off.
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Statler: Do you think the plane movie will start a franchiese?
Waldorf: No, I can't see it taking off.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: No, I can't see it taking off.
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:56 AM
January 18, 2026 at 1:50 AM
This flight could actually benefit from a lively hijacking. The passengers would be relieved!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This flight could actually benefit from a lively hijacking. The passengers would be relieved!
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
It feels suspiciously like one of those horror movies that ends in a mysterious way open to interpretation.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:43 AM
It feels suspiciously like one of those horror movies that ends in a mysterious way open to interpretation.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
We've never seen this movie, so we don't know what's going on. Two actresses, Christine White and Asa Maynor were on Perry Mason and in this movie.
They're listed as in "archive footage" whatever the heck that means.
#Svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
We've never seen this movie, so we don't know what's going on. Two actresses, Christine White and Asa Maynor were on Perry Mason and in this movie.
They're listed as in "archive footage" whatever the heck that means.
#Svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:06 AM
PERRY MASON REPORT
PERRY MASON REPORT
We've never seen this movie, so we don't know what's going on. Two actresses, Christine White and Asa Maynor were on Perry Mason and in this movie.
They're listed as in "archive footage" whatever the heck that means.
#Svengoolie
PERRY MASON REPORT
We've never seen this movie, so we don't know what's going on. Two actresses, Christine White and Asa Maynor were on Perry Mason and in this movie.
They're listed as in "archive footage" whatever the heck that means.
#Svengoolie
Dinah Shore would complain that the airline didn't serve Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Dinah Shore would complain that the airline didn't serve Shoo Fly Pie and Apple Pan Dowdy.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Next week, Lisa Whelchel will be showing us a guy with a collection of over 3,000 skulls! It'll be called The Facts of DEATH.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Next week, Lisa Whelchel will be showing us a guy with a collection of over 3,000 skulls! It'll be called The Facts of DEATH.
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
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The skull is starting to move around like one in a Three Stooges short...are we sure there isn't a bird inside that thing? #Svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
The skull is starting to move around like one in a Three Stooges short...are we sure there isn't a bird inside that thing? #Svengoolie
Why in heavens name haven't we seen Tombstone the Floating Skull? Or Boddy Sorrell? Surely they have some thoughts on a movie called "The Skull".
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Why in heavens name haven't we seen Tombstone the Floating Skull? Or Boddy Sorrell? Surely they have some thoughts on a movie called "The Skull".
#svengoolie
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Statler: Is there a standard punishment for skull theft?
Waldorf: 6-9 months locked in a rib cage.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: 6-9 months locked in a rib cage.
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Statler: Is there a standard punishment for skull theft?
Waldorf: 6-9 months locked in a rib cage.
#svengoolie
Waldorf: 6-9 months locked in a rib cage.
#svengoolie
Possible Fun Fact
Okay, this is from Wikipedia, but it says that Marquis De Sade's "skull was later removed from the grave for phrenological examination."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis...
#svengoolie
Okay, this is from Wikipedia, but it says that Marquis De Sade's "skull was later removed from the grave for phrenological examination."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis...
#svengoolie
Marquis de Sade - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 11, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Possible Fun Fact
Okay, this is from Wikipedia, but it says that Marquis De Sade's "skull was later removed from the grave for phrenological examination."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis...
#svengoolie
Okay, this is from Wikipedia, but it says that Marquis De Sade's "skull was later removed from the grave for phrenological examination."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis...
#svengoolie
UGH! We're back to seeing ads for a local injury lawyer.
"Have you been hit by an 18-wheeler while crossing the street? Call us!"
We were hoping he'd been hit by a truck over the holidays.
#svengoolie
"Have you been hit by an 18-wheeler while crossing the street? Call us!"
We were hoping he'd been hit by a truck over the holidays.
#svengoolie
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
UGH! We're back to seeing ads for a local injury lawyer.
"Have you been hit by an 18-wheeler while crossing the street? Call us!"
We were hoping he'd been hit by a truck over the holidays.
#svengoolie
"Have you been hit by an 18-wheeler while crossing the street? Call us!"
We were hoping he'd been hit by a truck over the holidays.
#svengoolie