Chocolate chip with not a lot of chips.
1. If you could have one cookie fresh out of the oven right now, what would it be?
June 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Chocolate chip with not a lot of chips.
Hey….hey….how y’all doin?
June 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Hey….hey….how y’all doin?
I haven’t forgotten about this app, just been neglecting it 🫠
February 24, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I haven’t forgotten about this app, just been neglecting it 🫠
I cannot wait to get back to my trainer.
January 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I cannot wait to get back to my trainer.
The joy on children’s faces when they see snow
a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands on her face and the words keeping up with kylizzle on the bottom right
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her hands on her face and the words keeping up with kylizzle on the bottom right
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January 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The joy on children’s faces when they see snow
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“In what Blanche, dog years?”
December 14, 2024 at 4:43 AM
“In what Blanche, dog years?”
No need to apologize cuz I ain’t see that shit!
Coming back to soon to be former co-workers messaging me while I'm on vacation telling me
" I'm sorry to do this"
And
" I hope you're not reading this right now"
Baby, let me tell y'all something you never have to worry about me working while I'm on PTO.
Ever.
" I'm sorry to do this"
And
" I hope you're not reading this right now"
Baby, let me tell y'all something you never have to worry about me working while I'm on PTO.
Ever.
January 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
No need to apologize cuz I ain’t see that shit!
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My life is going to drastically change for the better this year. I feel it SO heavily. Something is in my spirit. God has something planned.
January 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My life is going to drastically change for the better this year. I feel it SO heavily. Something is in my spirit. God has something planned.
Yes and I drool if the sleep is really hittin
I wanted to ask this question the other day but I logged out
Ladies do you snore ?
(Be honest)
Ladies do you snore ?
(Be honest)
January 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Yes and I drool if the sleep is really hittin
I got regular drunk last night and got to sweating! Thank God I’m a bald head small head!
January 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I got regular drunk last night and got to sweating! Thank God I’m a bald head small head!
I think they’re already won without having to do any of the dirty work. Their portfolios are about to boom and they’re just twiddling thumbs and looking inept.
I really don’t think the dems have any sneaky winning moves up their sleeves. I feel like they are just going to fall in line like they’ve been doing.
😫
😫
January 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think they’re already won without having to do any of the dirty work. Their portfolios are about to boom and they’re just twiddling thumbs and looking inept.
Let’s go Dawgs!!
January 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Let’s go Dawgs!!
Seeing the same convo on here that I closed the other app to avoid is pissing me right tf off.
January 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Seeing the same convo on here that I closed the other app to avoid is pissing me right tf off.
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A Miranda in the streets.
A Samantha in the sheets.
A Carrie at the mall.
A Charlotte at the ball.
A Samantha in the sheets.
A Carrie at the mall.
A Charlotte at the ball.
December 31, 2024 at 9:10 PM
A Miranda in the streets.
A Samantha in the sheets.
A Carrie at the mall.
A Charlotte at the ball.
A Samantha in the sheets.
A Carrie at the mall.
A Charlotte at the ball.
I honestly want the list published
Over 70K men in a group chat discussing how to r*pe and abuse their sisters, mothers, and other women in their family... yeah. It's time to flip this shit into a matriarchy because yall clearly don't have the genetic makeup to exist in peace and true order
December 31, 2024 at 8:47 PM
I honestly want the list published
Flags should be at half mast during the inauguration because of President Carter’s death. We’ll see if the Florida orange allows that or not.
December 31, 2024 at 3:50 AM
Flags should be at half mast during the inauguration because of President Carter’s death. We’ll see if the Florida orange allows that or not.
I wanna wear a sparkly balaclava for nye but I can’t find one!
December 30, 2024 at 7:46 PM
I wanna wear a sparkly balaclava for nye but I can’t find one!
My sister has a type but it’s not physical. Happy for ha!
Mariah Carey, 55, and Anderson Paak, 38, confirming romance rumors as they hold hands during dinner in Aspen! 💕
December 30, 2024 at 7:34 PM
My sister has a type but it’s not physical. Happy for ha!
I’ve seen y’all dicks and they aren’t worth all the hubbub I’m seeing.
December 30, 2024 at 7:31 PM
I’ve seen y’all dicks and they aren’t worth all the hubbub I’m seeing.
Getting a haircut makes me feel like a bad bitch every time!
December 30, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Getting a haircut makes me feel like a bad bitch every time!
Po folks! We back up!
Shout out to everyone who knows how to make a book cover out of a grocery bag.
2025 is your year.
2025 is your year.
December 30, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Po folks! We back up!
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every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
December 29, 2024 at 5:04 PM
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
It’s SO good
If you have access to AppleTV, I urge you to watch Shrinking. Funny, sad, honest, must watch television.
December 30, 2024 at 1:52 PM
It’s SO good
The world’s greatest stretch might be the most accurately named move.
December 30, 2024 at 5:10 AM
The world’s greatest stretch might be the most accurately named move.
Slime Season 2 is on Spotify.
a man in a grey sweater is sitting in a courtroom .
ALT: a man in a grey sweater is sitting in a courtroom .
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December 30, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Slime Season 2 is on Spotify.