Sam I Am
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Plot twist: RFK jr. turns out to be a bunch of viruses dressed up in a trenchcoat.
September 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Plot twist: RFK jr. turns out to be a bunch of viruses dressed up in a trenchcoat.
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September 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Working in public health right now means that the bar for success is measured in three questions:
1. Are you still employed?
2. Are you fully clothed?
3. Are you here in the office doing your best to stem the tide of despair?
If you can answer yes to all three, you’re doing great.
1. Are you still employed?
2. Are you fully clothed?
3. Are you here in the office doing your best to stem the tide of despair?
If you can answer yes to all three, you’re doing great.
September 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Working in public health right now means that the bar for success is measured in three questions:
1. Are you still employed?
2. Are you fully clothed?
3. Are you here in the office doing your best to stem the tide of despair?
If you can answer yes to all three, you’re doing great.
1. Are you still employed?
2. Are you fully clothed?
3. Are you here in the office doing your best to stem the tide of despair?
If you can answer yes to all three, you’re doing great.
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Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
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It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
September 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
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'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.'
- Isaac Asimov, Foundation
- Isaac Asimov, Foundation
September 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
'Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.'
- Isaac Asimov, Foundation
- Isaac Asimov, Foundation
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The bird dance for the ages
June 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The bird dance for the ages
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Amazing. Respect the lede.
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Amazing. Respect the lede.
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June 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Fitting for today’s cat fight.
June 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Fitting for today’s cat fight.
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Reading is fundamental!
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Reading is fundamental!
For some reason, every time I read the headlines today I get Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” stuck in my head. Odd, that.
June 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
For some reason, every time I read the headlines today I get Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” stuck in my head. Odd, that.
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I for one am appalled that nobody has published a double-blind placebo-controlled trial on the efficacy on parachutes.
May 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I for one am appalled that nobody has published a double-blind placebo-controlled trial on the efficacy on parachutes.
Bad: massive layoffs in public health institutions
Worse: toxic positivity during massive layoffs in public health institutions. No, “taking a walk in the sun” will NOT make everything all better, kthxbye
Worse: toxic positivity during massive layoffs in public health institutions. No, “taking a walk in the sun” will NOT make everything all better, kthxbye
May 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bad: massive layoffs in public health institutions
Worse: toxic positivity during massive layoffs in public health institutions. No, “taking a walk in the sun” will NOT make everything all better, kthxbye
Worse: toxic positivity during massive layoffs in public health institutions. No, “taking a walk in the sun” will NOT make everything all better, kthxbye
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By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.
May 2, 2025 at 12:35 PM
By this Pam calculation, one pill has to kill more than five people. Math is hard.