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FFriendlyPig
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Chicago dad / pig. NSFW account.
I’m just like your real dad, except I’m proud of you.

Wer ficken will, muß freundlich sein!
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An all-too-common mistake is inferring the sexuality of historical figures based on contemporary standards that didn’t apply back then. For example, in the 1970s it was normal for a cop, a biker, a Native American, a construction worker, and a cowboy to be friends. It didn’t mean they were gay.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
When your barista reads to to filth:
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Bf: it’s pumpkin fart season
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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One third of the country supported the January 6 2021 attempted take over the government & are the same ones who voted him back in. They are traitors in my book.
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Holy shit. #2 is a dog murdered by ICE 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of October!
November 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Here's a link to the open letter — it's Good Stuff. docs.google.com/document/d/1...
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Very much this. Anger at the administration,love for each other and nation. “Do better” was very much the vibe. Juxtaposed against the anger and hate on the other side, it’s obvious which side I want to live with. One side is screaming to jail everyone, the other is screaming to include everyone
October 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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🤔 White House's Chicago 'chaos' video uses footage from other cities
factcheck.afp.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Thanks, New Yorker
October 7, 2025 at 5:40 PM
OK Chicago - where are we getting our Mpox shots?
October 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Visto en el barrio del Albaicín en Granada este miércoles
El que si que no me esperaba era el de Sailor Moon
October 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I really want a drag queen to create the character “Straponia Trump”
October 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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This is a really good one ⬇️
NYT gift article. This is best Op-Ed Ive read in a while!
Opinion | This Is What Autocrats Dread
www.nytimes.com
October 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
When the marketing algorithm reads you to filth
September 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
play session so good it gives you event drop…
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
September 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Do it
September 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they have, to fight back. sign.moveon.org/petitions/ki...
Reinstate Jimmy Kimmel and stop caving to authoritarian censorship!
Kimmel wasn’t fired for his remarks on Kirk—he was fired for using his platform to expose and critique our government. Enough! We especially need large corporations, with the money and influence they ...
sign.moveon.org
September 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
[Scrolling Bluesky, about to post something]: wait; is this my skank account, or my non-skank account?
August 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“I’m here to find some quality penis.

Though I’d settle for some quantity penis.”
August 22, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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I'm feeling stressed, exhausted and terrified.
I have 100s of pieces I could be sharing but right now I don't feel like sharing any of them.
I get to draw because of the support of people and the powers that be seek to do harm by trying to make it impossible for us harmless pervs to get... 1/2
July 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM