@festivelyplump.bsky.social
Im a decade Older than my 50 years Australian. Im a recluse, thought I'd give this a go. Here for laughs, witty and unwitty banter, to crow about my rescue pets, and show solidarity for the next gruelling 4 years.
Pinned
Has anyone wondered how much $$ DOGE will 'save' after the lawsuits bought against them. Between the payouts, clogging the courts, accidents and rectifying fuckup costs, doge will be in a deep hole
I forgot all about bluesky. So many new things going on in my world. Xx
August 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I forgot all about bluesky. So many new things going on in my world. Xx
Bravo apples are the absolute best apples I've EVER had #bravoapples
August 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Bravo apples are the absolute best apples I've EVER had #bravoapples
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Excuse me? NO 😡
The high life of Kristi Noem: Louis Vuitton bags, $50,000 solid gold Rolex, and now a second Gulfstream 5. Wow.
May 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Excuse me? NO 😡
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Today marks the 77th anniversary of the Nakba—the violent catastrophe that started the expulsion, dispossession, displacement and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people by Israel.
The Nakba is not a history lesson, the Nakba has not ended.
The Nakba is not a history lesson, the Nakba has not ended.
May 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Today marks the 77th anniversary of the Nakba—the violent catastrophe that started the expulsion, dispossession, displacement and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people by Israel.
The Nakba is not a history lesson, the Nakba has not ended.
The Nakba is not a history lesson, the Nakba has not ended.
Smooching with Hov #catsofbluesky #catlove
May 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Smooching with Hov #catsofbluesky #catlove
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Northern Lights in Norway
April 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Northern Lights in Norway
Ive been quiet lately because ive had a lot happening, i love bluesky.
May 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Ive been quiet lately because ive had a lot happening, i love bluesky.
I understand the world going hard on fast fashion. Does it make me entitled or delusional that i don't think it applies to me?
May 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I understand the world going hard on fast fashion. Does it make me entitled or delusional that i don't think it applies to me?
Love these guys. Even though you refuse to add the U in behavior for me🤣
youtu.be/KofNh6YSFF8?...
youtu.be/KofNh6YSFF8?...
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Love these guys. Even though you refuse to add the U in behavior for me🤣
youtu.be/KofNh6YSFF8?...
youtu.be/KofNh6YSFF8?...
Starting to come good.
May 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Starting to come good.
Drunk dialing was a little different in the olden days.... you'd wake up with a hangover and the white pages open.
April 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Drunk dialing was a little different in the olden days.... you'd wake up with a hangover and the white pages open.
No money for education. No money for healthcare. No money for social security. But money for birthing.
#donaldtrump
youtu.be/5E16W1CFrQQ?...
#donaldtrump
youtu.be/5E16W1CFrQQ?...
Trump signals support for 'baby bonuses' to convince women to have children
YouTube video by MSNBC
youtu.be
April 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
No money for education. No money for healthcare. No money for social security. But money for birthing.
#donaldtrump
youtu.be/5E16W1CFrQQ?...
#donaldtrump
youtu.be/5E16W1CFrQQ?...
'Trump speed'
April 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
'Trump speed'
Trust me Karoline, the WHOLE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT 'TRUMP SPEED'
#karolineleavitt
#donaldtrump
#trumpspeed
#morons
#karolineleavitt
#donaldtrump
#trumpspeed
#morons
April 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Trust me Karoline, the WHOLE WORLD ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT 'TRUMP SPEED'
#karolineleavitt
#donaldtrump
#trumpspeed
#morons
#karolineleavitt
#donaldtrump
#trumpspeed
#morons
I used to make these. Im thinking about starting again #craft #glassflowers
April 23, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I used to make these. Im thinking about starting again #craft #glassflowers
BEAUTY TIP:
Face moisturiser thats 10 years out of date, feels like grainy broth. I hate waste and even i had to wash it off, accept defeat and bin it.
Face moisturiser thats 10 years out of date, feels like grainy broth. I hate waste and even i had to wash it off, accept defeat and bin it.
April 22, 2025 at 10:37 AM
BEAUTY TIP:
Face moisturiser thats 10 years out of date, feels like grainy broth. I hate waste and even i had to wash it off, accept defeat and bin it.
Face moisturiser thats 10 years out of date, feels like grainy broth. I hate waste and even i had to wash it off, accept defeat and bin it.
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This will never ever stop being funny AF.
Happy Tuesday folks, have a good one x
Happy Tuesday folks, have a good one x
April 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM
This will never ever stop being funny AF.
Happy Tuesday folks, have a good one x
Happy Tuesday folks, have a good one x
Der Peter dutton. Australia is smart enough to differentiate between mud thrown by the other party AND you just being a completely dishonest knob jockey. ITS YOU THATS THE PROBLEM
#auspol #peterdutton #liberal
#auspol #peterdutton #liberal
April 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Der Peter dutton. Australia is smart enough to differentiate between mud thrown by the other party AND you just being a completely dishonest knob jockey. ITS YOU THATS THE PROBLEM
#auspol #peterdutton #liberal
#auspol #peterdutton #liberal
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From everyone everywhere apparently
April 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
From everyone everywhere apparently
Ive JUST realised ive been watching 2 YouTube channels for months, thinking it was 1 channel. My sincere apologies. I don't see things like other people. And i just started following you Jessiah now i know you exist. @keithedwards.bsky.social
@ponderingpolitics.bsky.social
@ponderingpolitics.bsky.social
April 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ive JUST realised ive been watching 2 YouTube channels for months, thinking it was 1 channel. My sincere apologies. I don't see things like other people. And i just started following you Jessiah now i know you exist. @keithedwards.bsky.social
@ponderingpolitics.bsky.social
@ponderingpolitics.bsky.social
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China’s reaction to the US Tariffs
April 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
China’s reaction to the US Tariffs
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The war in Ukraine will be over in 24 hours.
So will Gaza.
There will be 90 trade deals in 90 days.
No tax on tips.
No tax on overtime.
Interest on car loans will be tax deductible.
No tax on Social Security.
He will balance the budget.
Tariffs will pay for everything.
So will Gaza.
There will be 90 trade deals in 90 days.
No tax on tips.
No tax on overtime.
Interest on car loans will be tax deductible.
No tax on Social Security.
He will balance the budget.
Tariffs will pay for everything.
April 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The war in Ukraine will be over in 24 hours.
So will Gaza.
There will be 90 trade deals in 90 days.
No tax on tips.
No tax on overtime.
Interest on car loans will be tax deductible.
No tax on Social Security.
He will balance the budget.
Tariffs will pay for everything.
So will Gaza.
There will be 90 trade deals in 90 days.
No tax on tips.
No tax on overtime.
Interest on car loans will be tax deductible.
No tax on Social Security.
He will balance the budget.
Tariffs will pay for everything.