ｄｓ９ ｆｅｒｅｎｇｉ ｅｐｉｓｏｄｅｓ
@ferengi.bsky.social
Former host of supermarket sweep.
Guy genuinely seems miserable every time I hear him talk about any topic
February 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Guy genuinely seems miserable every time I hear him talk about any topic
Jelly Roll is Adele for guys who know what the current price of copper is
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Jelly Roll is Adele for guys who know what the current price of copper is
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Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE
Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
January 12, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Democrats, whimpering: i-I-I don’t think we can get rid of ICE
Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
Republican, groping a child: Say goodbye to the Department of Education!
Same ultimatum him and Epstein gave all those kids
January 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Same ultimatum him and Epstein gave all those kids
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🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
January 8, 2026 at 9:13 PM
🧵In my expert opinion as a researcher of vehicle ramming attacks, what has been publicly described in the video evidence does not support the claim that Renee Nicole Good was attempting a deliberate ramming attack when she was shot in Minneapolis on January 7, 2026. 1/7
make him do the Running Man
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
make him do the Running Man
"recovering in the hospital" yeah fuckin right
January 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"recovering in the hospital" yeah fuckin right
trying to manufacture consent to kill more people
January 7, 2026 at 9:14 PM
trying to manufacture consent to kill more people
that's not the one with the giant pop tart is it
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
that's not the one with the giant pop tart is it
People are right to point out that talking and posting won’t stop this. You don’t need to take it as a personal attack.
October 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
People are right to point out that talking and posting won’t stop this. You don’t need to take it as a personal attack.
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twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 PM
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
another day another dog shit NYT opinion
September 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
another day another dog shit NYT opinion
This guy blocked me lol
September 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
This guy blocked me lol
we are fucking doomed bsky.app/profile/kenk...
HAKEEM JEFFRIES: "We hope and expect that Republicans will do the right thing"
September 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
we are fucking doomed bsky.app/profile/kenk...
time to log off bud
September 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
time to log off bud
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It’s the “Hamburger Helper” economy.
Sales “up 14.5 percent ..
“.. Distressed shoppers are also buying more cans of tuna, salmon and sardines.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/b...
Sales “up 14.5 percent ..
“.. Distressed shoppers are also buying more cans of tuna, salmon and sardines.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/b...
September 20, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s the “Hamburger Helper” economy.
Sales “up 14.5 percent ..
“.. Distressed shoppers are also buying more cans of tuna, salmon and sardines.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/b...
Sales “up 14.5 percent ..
“.. Distressed shoppers are also buying more cans of tuna, salmon and sardines.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/20/b...
iOS 26 looks like a bad custom Android ROM. Liquid Glass? More like Liquid Ass
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
iOS 26 looks like a bad custom Android ROM. Liquid Glass? More like Liquid Ass
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the ending of this explainer might surprise you
August 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
the ending of this explainer might surprise you
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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
June 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo"
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep
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Content warning: blood, serious head injury. A woman was run down and trampled and clubbed by LAPD officers on horseback. She appears to be seriously injured and bleeding from the head as an officer drags her limp body along the pavement.
June 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Content warning: blood, serious head injury. A woman was run down and trampled and clubbed by LAPD officers on horseback. She appears to be seriously injured and bleeding from the head as an officer drags her limp body along the pavement.
BAL-SAC series starts tomorrow 👀
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media.tenor.com
June 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
BAL-SAC series starts tomorrow 👀
NEW: Third Way President Jon Cowan has peed in his pants
May 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
NEW: Third Way President Jon Cowan has peed in his pants
Pretty wild that you’re publishing essays from a think tank that exclusively employs people with tapioca where their brains should be
May 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pretty wild that you’re publishing essays from a think tank that exclusively employs people with tapioca where their brains should be