Smith Lilley
@feljr.bsky.social
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I am taking this as the president's personal guarantee that he will clean and organize my children's playroom.
Trump: "A young lady -- 10 year old girl, 9 year old girl, 15 year old girl -- doesn't need 37 dolls. She could be very happy with 2 or 3 or 4 or 5."
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I am taking this as the president's personal guarantee that he will clean and organize my children's playroom.
I normally stick to the reliable Suavé, but if my daughters keep stealing my conditioner I'm going to find a product called something like Virile Explosion 12-in-1 Hair Blood for MEN.
April 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I normally stick to the reliable Suavé, but if my daughters keep stealing my conditioner I'm going to find a product called something like Virile Explosion 12-in-1 Hair Blood for MEN.
The NRSV is no longer on Oremus Bible Browser, which means I'm going to be a KJV-only Methodist until further notice.
April 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The NRSV is no longer on Oremus Bible Browser, which means I'm going to be a KJV-only Methodist until further notice.
How very good and pleasant it is when kindred live together in unity!
April 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How very good and pleasant it is when kindred live together in unity!
Happy New Year!
"...in Gondor the New Year will always now begin upon the twenty-fifth of March when Sauron fell..."
"...in Gondor the New Year will always now begin upon the twenty-fifth of March when Sauron fell..."
March 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy New Year!
"...in Gondor the New Year will always now begin upon the twenty-fifth of March when Sauron fell..."
"...in Gondor the New Year will always now begin upon the twenty-fifth of March when Sauron fell..."
On the way to school we discussed whether it's better to have perfect knowledge of imperfect things or imperfect knowledge of perfect things.
February 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On the way to school we discussed whether it's better to have perfect knowledge of imperfect things or imperfect knowledge of perfect things.
St Thomas Fifth Avenue in Manhattan
January 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
St Thomas Fifth Avenue in Manhattan
I haven't posted on Bluesky all year.
January 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I haven't posted on Bluesky all year.
I've come to NYC. This city is severely lacking in pyramidal Bass Pro Shops.
December 26, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I've come to NYC. This city is severely lacking in pyramidal Bass Pro Shops.
We know for a virtual certainty that the New Jersey UFOs are not aliens. It is well established that "when the aliens come down, all they really want to see / is the pyramid by the river down in Memphis, Tennessee."
December 15, 2024 at 7:07 PM
We know for a virtual certainty that the New Jersey UFOs are not aliens. It is well established that "when the aliens come down, all they really want to see / is the pyramid by the river down in Memphis, Tennessee."
Fritz is the hero of the Nutcracker. He knows that Herr Drosselmeyer and his machinations are evil.
December 8, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Fritz is the hero of the Nutcracker. He knows that Herr Drosselmeyer and his machinations are evil.
Reposted by Smith Lilley
the army before the third amendment was passed:
🗣️LET ARMY IN
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM
the army before the third amendment was passed:
This PRNDL is a crime against humanity.
December 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
This PRNDL is a crime against humanity.
Skies were temporarily less blue in Jonesboro yesterday
April 9, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Skies were temporarily less blue in Jonesboro yesterday
Sometimes the journey of life and the eccentricities of human character give you a fun little moment.
February 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Sometimes the journey of life and the eccentricities of human character give you a fun little moment.
"Blue Christmas" is not Elvis's best Christmas song. Not even close
Elvis's best Christmas song is "Santa Claus Is Back In Town," and its best feature is the backup singers repeating "CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS." Sometimes you need to get right to the point.
Elvis's best Christmas song is "Santa Claus Is Back In Town," and its best feature is the backup singers repeating "CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS." Sometimes you need to get right to the point.
December 23, 2023 at 5:17 PM
"Blue Christmas" is not Elvis's best Christmas song. Not even close
Elvis's best Christmas song is "Santa Claus Is Back In Town," and its best feature is the backup singers repeating "CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS." Sometimes you need to get right to the point.
Elvis's best Christmas song is "Santa Claus Is Back In Town," and its best feature is the backup singers repeating "CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS." Sometimes you need to get right to the point.
Graham Neville on John Chrysostom in 1964. I hope the man ever had to learn about Twitter.
December 19, 2023 at 6:12 PM
Graham Neville on John Chrysostom in 1964. I hope the man ever had to learn about Twitter.
After church this morning several people pointed out that at one point the second Advent candle went out only to somehow reignite several minutes later. That may be a spiritual lesson. It's definitely a fire safety lesson.
December 17, 2023 at 6:54 PM
After church this morning several people pointed out that at one point the second Advent candle went out only to somehow reignite several minutes later. That may be a spiritual lesson. It's definitely a fire safety lesson.
"Order My Steps" has been in my head all week after hearing it at annual conference on Saturday. It's definitely one for your #AdventPlaylist--pairing well with the traditional collect for the second Sunday of Advent.
youtu.be/Y9h0bcaLElk?...
youtu.be/Y9h0bcaLElk?...
December 13, 2023 at 1:39 AM
"Order My Steps" has been in my head all week after hearing it at annual conference on Saturday. It's definitely one for your #AdventPlaylist--pairing well with the traditional collect for the second Sunday of Advent.
youtu.be/Y9h0bcaLElk?...
youtu.be/Y9h0bcaLElk?...
Another classic for the #AdventPlaylist: "People Look East," which I like best as done by Al Petteway and Amy White.
youtu.be/z6tLCXtkVYo?...
youtu.be/z6tLCXtkVYo?...
People Look East
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard EnterprisesPeople Look East · Al Petteway · Amy WhiteWinter Tidings: An Appalachian Christmas℗ 2006 Maggie's MusicReleased...
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December 12, 2023 at 2:20 AM
Another classic for the #AdventPlaylist: "People Look East," which I like best as done by Al Petteway and Amy White.
youtu.be/z6tLCXtkVYo?...
youtu.be/z6tLCXtkVYo?...
Inspired by this paragraph in Tish Harrison Warren's "Advent: The Season of Hope," today's #AdventPlaylist entry is Spacehog's "In the Meantime": youtu.be/0lhXW1Q_e_0?....
December 10, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Inspired by this paragraph in Tish Harrison Warren's "Advent: The Season of Hope," today's #AdventPlaylist entry is Spacehog's "In the Meantime": youtu.be/0lhXW1Q_e_0?....
Inspired by this paragraph in Tish Harrison Warren's "Advent: The Season of Hope," today's #AdventPlaylist entry is Spacehog's "In the Meantime": youtu.be/0lhXW1Q_e_0?....
December 10, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Inspired by this paragraph in Tish Harrison Warren's "Advent: The Season of Hope," today's #AdventPlaylist entry is Spacehog's "In the Meantime": youtu.be/0lhXW1Q_e_0?....
Ready to advise that someone is breaking Robert's Rules. Also ready to forsake society and escape into the woods.
December 10, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Ready to advise that someone is breaking Robert's Rules. Also ready to forsake society and escape into the woods.