Fauxkage Shodaime
@fauxkage.bsky.social
Born in the 1900s
Always looking for anime/manga recs
Trying to get back into books as well
Always looking for anime/manga recs
Trying to get back into books as well
Better than what half? 😭
If we being honest she was a better rapper than half these artists nowadays
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Better than what half? 😭
I need to start taking working out seriously again, but I have the worst trouble hyper fixating on an idea for 38 minutes and then refusing to commit to it in any meaningful way 😭
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I need to start taking working out seriously again, but I have the worst trouble hyper fixating on an idea for 38 minutes and then refusing to commit to it in any meaningful way 😭
You actually deserve extra reparations for this
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You actually deserve extra reparations for this
As a full grown man, I know it’s not my place, and I’m not the target demo, but I actually HATE Sky from Paw Patrol 😭
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
As a full grown man, I know it’s not my place, and I’m not the target demo, but I actually HATE Sky from Paw Patrol 😭
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There you go Branch
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
There you go Branch
Knew my hair was in rough shape, but didn’t realize how bad it was until I had to take a picture to show the loctician.
I’m about to go find out how real gravity is rq 😭😭
I’m about to go find out how real gravity is rq 😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Knew my hair was in rough shape, but didn’t realize how bad it was until I had to take a picture to show the loctician.
I’m about to go find out how real gravity is rq 😭😭
I’m about to go find out how real gravity is rq 😭😭
This is somehow accurate while not deterring me from drinking it at all😭
Tried Dr Pepper again and it still taste like bbq flavored water mixed with Pennies
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This is somehow accurate while not deterring me from drinking it at all😭
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espresso martini is so good!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
espresso martini is so good!!
Goofy
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Goofy
My toxic work trait is telling everybody I see to have a good rest of the day, when I get off early, so that they’ll ask me “you leaving already? Must be nice”
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My toxic work trait is telling everybody I see to have a good rest of the day, when I get off early, so that they’ll ask me “you leaving already? Must be nice”
Sitting in the car cause I don’t feel like waking my daughter up, even though we already home lmao
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Sitting in the car cause I don’t feel like waking my daughter up, even though we already home lmao
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Crazy how my 3yo was just throwing a whole tantrum about me picking something to watch (Kim Possible), and now she’s obsessed with it
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Crazy how my 3yo was just throwing a whole tantrum about me picking something to watch (Kim Possible), and now she’s obsessed with it
Now that I got a lil hang time, every song is unfortunately a “shake yo dreads” song 😭
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Now that I got a lil hang time, every song is unfortunately a “shake yo dreads” song 😭
I’m not seeing the downside of getting two free meals?
cause if i take you to chillis and you order the steak fajita, you better make sure you leave some room in that stomach cause that’s not all you finna eat tonight
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m not seeing the downside of getting two free meals?
Imagine the love of your life looks you dead in your eye and says “sorry babe, I can’t tonight. I just landed tickets to the Jets game!”
I have a sportsball question for the story I’m writing and I fear it might be controversial. 🫣
What’s a football team that if your partner told you they were bailing on you last minute to go see would have you looking at them like. (As in bad or of questionable taste)
What’s a football team that if your partner told you they were bailing on you last minute to go see would have you looking at them like. (As in bad or of questionable taste)
a woman is leaning against a brick wall in a alleyway .
ALT: a woman is leaning against a brick wall in a alleyway .
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November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Imagine the love of your life looks you dead in your eye and says “sorry babe, I can’t tonight. I just landed tickets to the Jets game!”
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Cash Jones ass was so fuckin hype he didn't notice he could take that back to the house.
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Cash Jones ass was so fuckin hype he didn't notice he could take that back to the house.
Frazier is a monster
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Frazier is a monster
Georgia is on one this quarter
November 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Georgia is on one this quarter
Meanwhile one loc falls out and I be ready to chop my shit off 😭
If I miss a haircut I be ready to grow my locs again 😂
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Meanwhile one loc falls out and I be ready to chop my shit off 😭
I could probably be talked into anything with 1 and 4 😭
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I could probably be talked into anything with 1 and 4 😭
Abuela was talking real reckless to Mirabel, for someone who also doesn’t have an actual Gift 😒
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Abuela was talking real reckless to Mirabel, for someone who also doesn’t have an actual Gift 😒
