Fauxkage Shodaime
@fauxkage.bsky.social
Born in the 1900s
Always looking for anime/manga recs
Trying to get back into books as well
Always looking for anime/manga recs
Trying to get back into books as well
Them girls from Houston really be rapping they ass off
February 19, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Them girls from Houston really be rapping they ass off
I hate that my session notes for work only actually require like five minutes of active effort each, but they end up taking me like three hours bc my ADHD got hands
January 19, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I hate that my session notes for work only actually require like five minutes of active effort each, but they end up taking me like three hours bc my ADHD got hands
Well no, lmaooo
Do you like how your voice sounds?????
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Well no, lmaooo
Might get mine tatted on me soon as it goes through. I’ll be so happy when this shit over with 😭
Dating prerequisite: must also show proof of Divorce if you claim to be divorced
January 9, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Might get mine tatted on me soon as it goes through. I’ll be so happy when this shit over with 😭
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Going off on me then to later on regret is tragic. Ain't no spin the block mf. Once you said what you said you are going to have to STAND on it with me 🤷🏾♂️
a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair
ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a white shirt is sitting in a chair
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January 9, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Going off on me then to later on regret is tragic. Ain't no spin the block mf. Once you said what you said you are going to have to STAND on it with me 🤷🏾♂️
“Damn that’s crazy”
January 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
“Damn that’s crazy”
All these exclamation points would have irked me to no end
i remember i wished a woman a happy new year last year and this was the result.
January 1, 2026 at 5:57 PM
All these exclamation points would have irked me to no end
Watching a show on the tv, playing a game on my iPad, and listening to something on my phone.
Not sure why my coworkers all think I have ADHD though?
Not sure why my coworkers all think I have ADHD though?
January 1, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Watching a show on the tv, playing a game on my iPad, and listening to something on my phone.
Not sure why my coworkers all think I have ADHD though?
Not sure why my coworkers all think I have ADHD though?
Bringing in the new year watching Love Is Blind and hopefully going to sleep before they start going crazy with the fireworks lmao
January 1, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Bringing in the new year watching Love Is Blind and hopefully going to sleep before they start going crazy with the fireworks lmao
Depressed and defeated (and also drunk), but hopefully on the up and up lmao
2. How are you feeling coming into 2026?
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Depressed and defeated (and also drunk), but hopefully on the up and up lmao
Can someone at least give my job a doctors note on my behalf, they’re gonna think I’m lying about being dead
🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Can someone at least give my job a doctors note on my behalf, they’re gonna think I’m lying about being dead
I was supposed to get up a cool 30 minutes ago, so imma be sick if I go check these clothes and they still wet, knowing I have to leave in ten minutes 😭
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I was supposed to get up a cool 30 minutes ago, so imma be sick if I go check these clothes and they still wet, knowing I have to leave in ten minutes 😭
It’s over with gang. You gotta buy matching pjs just for Tuesdays now.
This lady made me cum 3 times today. I owe her the world now don’t I? 🌚
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
It’s over with gang. You gotta buy matching pjs just for Tuesdays now.
“You don’t go to a bar sober”
What you think I’m there for gang?
What you think I’m there for gang?
December 31, 2025 at 1:51 AM
“You don’t go to a bar sober”
What you think I’m there for gang?
What you think I’m there for gang?
Damn. I think I got scammed out of some satin-lined beanies 😔
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Damn. I think I got scammed out of some satin-lined beanies 😔
I know it’s gon sound crazy…
But I sometimes be a lil jealous of people who lack toes and taller ants
But I sometimes be a lil jealous of people who lack toes and taller ants
December 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I know it’s gon sound crazy…
But I sometimes be a lil jealous of people who lack toes and taller ants
But I sometimes be a lil jealous of people who lack toes and taller ants
Friend, nachos, money
first 3 words you see define your 2026
Wine
Beach
Money
Sounds like a good time to me!
Wine
Beach
Money
Sounds like a good time to me!
December 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Friend, nachos, money
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This is actually so offensive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
a man with a full beard >>>
December 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
This is actually so offensive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Good fry don’t need no sauce
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Good fry don’t need no sauce
Think I’m gonna try to find a bar that’s open near me, get a marg or two, and catch a movie.
Being sad in the house ain’t it.
Being sad in the house ain’t it.
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Think I’m gonna try to find a bar that’s open near me, get a marg or two, and catch a movie.
Being sad in the house ain’t it.
Being sad in the house ain’t it.
Always felt like Rudolph was too forgiving for my liking.
What was your takeaway from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer, when you watched it at a kid?
a stuffed reindeer with a red nose and a white tail
Alt: Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
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December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Always felt like Rudolph was too forgiving for my liking.
Feeling exceptionally bah humbug-ish today. High key don’t even wanna leave the room or get out of bed
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Feeling exceptionally bah humbug-ish today. High key don’t even wanna leave the room or get out of bed
It’s Christmas time and after 8am, im still BLASTING the AC in my car. That’s wild
December 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s Christmas time and after 8am, im still BLASTING the AC in my car. That’s wild