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@fausto313.bsky.social
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its crazy that there’s a thousand island dressing but it only took one undressing island to make the news
December 14, 2024 at 12:38 PM
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every coterie got the augur, the eagle and the sacred chicken

if you think your crew don’t got a sacred chicken… playboy, you’re the sacred chicken!!!
December 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I hate studio magicians. quit pulling a rabbit out of the guitar case and mix the fucking song dude.
December 14, 2024 at 2:08 AM
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It takes courage to be Kind. 😌
December 5, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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those people who were afraid of the first train footage were probably retarded
December 3, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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the effects of ozempic on family gatherings will be felt in 3 years when we see a noticeable uptick in children under 10 with capgras syndrome
November 28, 2024 at 11:53 PM
the doctor just diagnosed me with The Malady.
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
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I'm on a C food diet. I only eat crab, crayfish, cod, caviar, that sort of thing.
November 27, 2024 at 3:01 AM
have you ever had a mystery?
November 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Sorry I’m just going to call posts on here tweets
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 PM
just started my resistance garden
November 26, 2024 at 6:24 PM
i’ll say it, good for her!
November 26, 2024 at 5:25 PM
November 26, 2024 at 5:05 PM
you’re dumb as shit in my head cannon bro
November 26, 2024 at 5:05 PM
non-binary guess who is a nightmare
November 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
get epically neutered.
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
you know, like minions. from the movie?
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 PM
@evansasha.bsky.social follow back u ain’t drake
November 26, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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Pedophile swingers hosting jangling key parties.
November 26, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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you gon §uck whatever i pull from this state code
November 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
I like good vibes and mellow notions
November 25, 2024 at 10:36 PM
nah but fr why is he so f*cking orange😭
November 25, 2024 at 5:10 PM
October 23, 2024 at 3:57 PM
ooohhh Im gonna be mean here
October 21, 2024 at 3:31 PM
just found out about the whole ukraine thing… pretty effed up #tbh
November 26, 2023 at 3:09 AM