Lamar Bird Ambassador
@fatherglamor.bsky.social
“Bird” “person.” Used to make music, now I’m here to annoy you.
Constantly assessing my freak level. 31. He/It
https://fatherglamor.bandcamp.com/
Constantly assessing my freak level. 31. He/It
https://fatherglamor.bandcamp.com/
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The Amazing Digital Cervix
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The Amazing Digital Cervix
(compresses your sona into a zip file with a deeply concerning bone crunching sound)
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
(compresses your sona into a zip file with a deeply concerning bone crunching sound)
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Old doodle I still really like. (Jan. 2024)
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Old doodle I still really like. (Jan. 2024)
addressing all my haters online
November 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
addressing all my haters online
November 13, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
November 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"
pour boiling hot oil into the flour
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
pour boiling hot oil into the flour
I always take it as a good sign if I see a callout and I don’t recognize any of the names involved
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I always take it as a good sign if I see a callout and I don’t recognize any of the names involved
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More freehand doodling 💡!
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
More freehand doodling 💡!
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November 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Old favorite of mine
🖼️ MrWolfu (don’t know if they’re active anywhere now)
🖼️ MrWolfu (don’t know if they’re active anywhere now)
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Old favorite of mine
🖼️ MrWolfu (don’t know if they’re active anywhere now)
🖼️ MrWolfu (don’t know if they’re active anywhere now)
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Gooood morning ☕️
[Traditional comm for Uko]
[Traditional comm for Uko]
November 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Gooood morning ☕️
[Traditional comm for Uko]
[Traditional comm for Uko]
Tried Moxie for the first time and it’s pretty good. The bitter aftertaste is a bit weird at first in a soda, but I like it
November 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Tried Moxie for the first time and it’s pretty good. The bitter aftertaste is a bit weird at first in a soda, but I like it
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every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
Many wonderful pieces from @billbeagle.bsky.social (also featuring @botiger.bsky.social)
November 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Many wonderful pieces from @billbeagle.bsky.social (also featuring @botiger.bsky.social)
Stylin’
🖼️ wcgarto
🖼️ wcgarto
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Stylin’
🖼️ wcgarto
🖼️ wcgarto
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
November 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I should probably backpost a bunch of my vulture commissions, huh
November 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I should probably backpost a bunch of my vulture commissions, huh
I was nervous of some of Nasu's iffy writing tendencies (power level shit, over-explaining magic mechanics) coming up in Witch on the Holy Night, but I'm happy to report that it's 70% roommate drama
November 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I was nervous of some of Nasu's iffy writing tendencies (power level shit, over-explaining magic mechanics) coming up in Witch on the Holy Night, but I'm happy to report that it's 70% roommate drama
The Piña Colada song, but it’s two furries unknowingly finding each others’ ADs
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The Piña Colada song, but it’s two furries unknowingly finding each others’ ADs
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.