Fatass Fucking Couch
@fatasscouch.bsky.social
Yo I’m a fatass couch. Yeah.
Mature content is present so Minors DNI please. Same goes with loli shota drama and p&dos
(Parody account ran by @cappykid.bsky.social)
Mature content is present so Minors DNI please. Same goes with loli shota drama and p&dos
(Parody account ran by @cappykid.bsky.social)
Pinned
Holy fuck. Where am I?
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(This account was inspired by @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social)
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TW: Disturbing content
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
TW: Disturbing content
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//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
December 28, 2024 at 4:32 AM
//gonna post a small lore thread about Ethan really quick if anyone is interested!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
// gonna tag this: #OCRP #MVRP #ParodySky #ParodyBSky
// The pic IS related.
// If you want any more info, let me know!
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𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫
❤️ & 🔁?
❤️ & 🔁?
April 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
𝐍𝐨𝐰 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫
❤️ & 🔁?
❤️ & 🔁?
I forgor my password
June 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I forgor my password
Hey. Paper have feelings too, you know.
HE’S PAPER!
You’re starving your-a own creation?!
February 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hey. Paper have feelings too, you know.
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//out of all the accounts I run, my main account has the most followers. Kinda ironic. Idk how, but it feels ironic to me. This account (Sketch) has the second most
January 31, 2025 at 10:09 PM
//out of all the accounts I run, my main account has the most followers. Kinda ironic. Idk how, but it feels ironic to me. This account (Sketch) has the second most
I’M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING CHAIR IF I SEE HIM AGAIN
January 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’M GONNA KILL THAT FUCKING CHAIR IF I SEE HIM AGAIN
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU TOO.
STILL FUCK YOU!!!!!
January 31, 2025 at 7:40 PM
YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU TOO.
BRO. I DON’T CARE IF I’M BETTER THAN YOU. I’M JUST A FUCKING COUCH.
You all think you're soooooooooo much better then us chairs, THIS BLOG IS A COUCH AND STOOL DNI BLOG!!!!!
January 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
BRO. I DON’T CARE IF I’M BETTER THAN YOU. I’M JUST A FUCKING COUCH.
WHY?! WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?!
January 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
WHY?! WHAT DID WE DO TO YOU?!
BUT MY BROTHER. WE ARE BOTH FURNITURE. AND US FURNITURE MUST STICK TOGETHER.
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!!
January 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
BUT MY BROTHER. WE ARE BOTH FURNITURE. AND US FURNITURE MUST STICK TOGETHER.
Came here to meet the chair only to just be dusted off by him. I’m about to tweak out…
January 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Came here to meet the chair only to just be dusted off by him. I’m about to tweak out…
Who the fuck is cartman
Is that the Cartman Couch?
Holy fuck. Where am I?
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(This account was inspired by @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social)
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January 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Who the fuck is cartman
WHY THE FUCK NOT?! I’M JUST A COUCH.
January 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
WHY THE FUCK NOT?! I’M JUST A COUCH.
Tell me about it.
January 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Tell me about it.
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//Y’all another account is here. Go follow.
Holy fuck. Where am I?
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January 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
//Y’all another account is here. Go follow.
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“Something feels off. But I can’t put my paw on it…”
(SURPRISE CAT EVENT STARTS NOW!)
(SURPRISE CAT EVENT STARTS NOW!)
January 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Something feels off. But I can’t put my paw on it…”
(SURPRISE CAT EVENT STARTS NOW!)
(SURPRISE CAT EVENT STARTS NOW!)
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//I'M DROWNING IN NOTIFICATIONS!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA REAAGAGAAAAGGGHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA!!! WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM!!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH HOLY MY SINGING SIGMAS!!!
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
//I'M DROWNING IN NOTIFICATIONS!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA REAAGAGAAAAGGGHH RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RHATARAHAGAHAHA!!! WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM!!!! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH HOLY MY SINGING SIGMAS!!!
Holy fuck. Where am I?
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(This account was inspired by @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social)
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January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Holy fuck. Where am I?
(The fatass couch joins Parody Bluesky!)
(This account was inspired by @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social)
(The fatass couch joins Parody Bluesky!)
(This account was inspired by @pissedoffasfuck.bsky.social)