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Duncan/Toot Pootly | RS3 GIM: Thok an Ball Torture | faerinaa ❤️💍 | Historians Co Owner | Videographer/Editor for @colonello.bsky.social | AuDHD! | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 ally | views/posts are my own
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dumb grammar thing but it absolutely melts my brain anytime I see people confuse the words "loose" and "lose". Like what are you, a Medieval archer? You're going to loose an arrow at me? You're making sure I'll never loose my keys again? Sorry I loose that so often, LOSE.

IT'S LOSE

AAAAAAAAAAAAA
November 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The ONLY good thing to come out of Sailing imo
November 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Sailing stream finished

Level 20 sailing, I found it so boring that I'd rather do agility
The ships felt and looked out of place

I feel like this is going to be one of those Runescape timeline splits, did you play pre-sailing?
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If I don't get the hiccups it's not spicy enough.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
me eating fresh baked bread with honey butter:
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Welp, we beat sonic 06.

It's bad.
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I have absolutely zero interest in sailing or OSRS in general at this point, and even though sailing leaves a sour taste in my mouth, I do hope, for the sake of all my homies, that it's as fun or better than you're hoping for.

Good luck to all my gamers setting sail for the One Piece tomorrow!
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I miss my wife can the world please u fuck itself so I can go back to England and see my wife again k ty 😭
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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You asked for the ogres to be scarier, so we made them scarier.

▶ Read the full Dwarf Fortress 53.04 patch notes
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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hey gang. if you could spare any cash or at least a repost this would mean a lot to me, and Willow's family/partner.
chuffed.org/project/1553...
Help Jess recover from the devastating loss of her girlfriend, Willow.
In the early hours of October 17th, Willow Totzke passed on. She leaves behind a devastated community, especially her longtime girlfriend, Jessica.
chuffed.org
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Pokemon GO: WILD global tomorrow so gotta be awake at 8 am to get ready to go D:

GL to my fellow pokemon enthusiasts this weekend.

it bedge time
November 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
idk what the fuck is up but tonight I'm farting CRAZY STYLE
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Love me a good monstery mystery. Here’s a small excerpt about the main Eldritch-God-lizard in my story: Leviathan.
November 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"

guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nah, I'd win.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Hey so I have NO fucking idea how we did it, but we raised $1131.31 for the Stonewall Community Foundation. I'll have like an official statement made on it later (when I'm not dead with a fried brain :3 )
In TWO days, we raised $1,131.31 for the Stonewall Community Foundation! I have no idea how to put any of this into actual words right now cuz my brain is FRIED I'll have better words tomorrow lol. But holy SHIT balls Bat Man!
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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In TWO days, we raised $1,131.31 for the Stonewall Community Foundation! I have no idea how to put any of this into actual words right now cuz my brain is FRIED I'll have better words tomorrow lol. But holy SHIT balls Bat Man!
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Day 1 is done!
I
have
no
words
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Today's the day!! Join us for our first-ever Indie Impact Charity Event while we show off awesome Indie Games, give away cool prizes, and raise money for a great cause! This is a two-day, 12-hour-a-day event. I hope to see you there!

twitch.tv/indieimpact
IndieImpact - Twitch
Indie Impact is all about games, community, and giving back. We host events, streams, and showcases that highlight indie creators while raising funds for important causes. Join us as we play, discover...
twitch.tv
November 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul
November 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Indie Impact is in 38 hours! Here's everything you need to know.

Games
Charity
Giveaways
Fun

See you soon 😘
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM