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@fartsandwich.bsky.social
Celebrity chef. Worst food writer ever at The Takeout. Also: Serious Eats, Thrillist, Bon Appétit, Dill, and I'm not actually a celebrity chef. Bye
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Oh my god….
You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it.
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
Evil pizza
we tried the worst pizza topping combination known to man
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh my god….
You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it.
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
Evil pizza
we tried the worst pizza topping combination known to man
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You guys can all rest now. I found the worst possible combination of pizza toppings thanks to a random Reddit user...and then I tried it.
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
(I wish I didn't. And yes, it includes anchovies.)
they call it "stuffing" because you're supposed to stuff the whole turkey up your ass
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
they call it "stuffing" because you're supposed to stuff the whole turkey up your ass
my balls humbly accept all 3 michelin stars
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
my balls humbly accept all 3 michelin stars
Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Five Nights at Freddy Got Fingered
guys this thread is awesome
looked up the Baja Blast pie ingredients and it definitely is just flavored cool whip
we can do better
I can do better
stay tuned
we can do better
I can do better
stay tuned
November 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
guys this thread is awesome
I'm on the intermittent farting diet
November 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm on the intermittent farting diet
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Here in Chicago we’re really into molecular gastronomy as evidenced here 😹 @fartsandwich.bsky.social
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Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
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November 8, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Here in Chicago we’re really into molecular gastronomy as evidenced here 😹 @fartsandwich.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
open.substack.com/pub/foodisst...
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This should absolutely be an actual cocktail at a surf & turf spot.
Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!
Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This should absolutely be an actual cocktail at a surf & turf spot.
Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!
Shrimp cocktail
inspired by shrimp cocktail
foodisstupid.substack.com
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Shrimp cocktail. Wait a second. SHRIMP COCKTAIL!!!
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
I'm going for the Crown Jewels. Who's in?
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm going for the Crown Jewels. Who's in?
Wife, upon waking up: "Are male ballerinas called ballerinos?"
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Wife, upon waking up: "Are male ballerinas called ballerinos?"
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OH MY GOSH, IT'S @fartsandwich.bsky.social! This is the crossover I didn't know I needed today. www.instagram.com/reel/DQSNHg5...
cookinwithcongress on Instagram: "Eating like YOU, lAmerica, and this one is a WEIRD one . I feel comfortable saying that because the food writer featured spends the…"
Eating like YOU, lAmerica, and this one is a WEIRD one . I feel comfortable saying that because the food writer featured spends their time concocting insane food combinations for a living, so me calling pepperoni and mozzarella a a salmon hand roll wierd isn’t offensive to them, it’s just accurate. Man, what a fun day though. Really got into the late night salad and the pizza roll, like it kinda works. Kind of. Food is indeed sometimes stupid, and you know I’m always here for that. FUN day.
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October 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
OH MY GOSH, IT'S @fartsandwich.bsky.social! This is the crossover I didn't know I needed today. www.instagram.com/reel/DQSNHg5...
Passin' out stool samples at Costco
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Passin' out stool samples at Costco
Pavlov's dong
October 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Pavlov's dong
hi i'm ron corleone and this is my dad don corleone
October 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hi i'm ron corleone and this is my dad don corleone
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Everyone should subscribe (and pay for) @fartsandwich.bsky.social's foodisstupid.substack.com, not least for the suffering he went through in tasting today's "cock"tail sans ICE. We all need a laugh in these times.
Food is Stupid | Dennis Lee | Substack
My name is Dennis Lee, aka Dannis Ree, and I'm a Chicago-based food writer whose main goal is to ruin food for everyone. Especially you. Click to read Food is Stupid, by Dennis Lee, a Substack publica...
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October 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Everyone should subscribe (and pay for) @fartsandwich.bsky.social's foodisstupid.substack.com, not least for the suffering he went through in tasting today's "cock"tail sans ICE. We all need a laugh in these times.
This morning I heard someone flying down our fucking street, in front of our home, blowing on a whistle, screaming, "ICE AQUI, ICE AQUI!"
They were frantic and I heard their voice fading down the way, still shouting, still whistling frantically. I don't know what ended up happening. I'm haunted.
They were frantic and I heard their voice fading down the way, still shouting, still whistling frantically. I don't know what ended up happening. I'm haunted.
October 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This morning I heard someone flying down our fucking street, in front of our home, blowing on a whistle, screaming, "ICE AQUI, ICE AQUI!"
They were frantic and I heard their voice fading down the way, still shouting, still whistling frantically. I don't know what ended up happening. I'm haunted.
They were frantic and I heard their voice fading down the way, still shouting, still whistling frantically. I don't know what ended up happening. I'm haunted.
CANADA IS TAKING SHOTS AT CHICAGO
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
CANADA IS TAKING SHOTS AT CHICAGO
One day I want to have the confidence of the kind of a man who takes a horrific dump in an airport bathroom
September 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
One day I want to have the confidence of the kind of a man who takes a horrific dump in an airport bathroom
Just sitting here remembering that there's a drink out there called an "Irish car bomb"
September 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just sitting here remembering that there's a drink out there called an "Irish car bomb"
New Costco food court hack: Put all the hot dogs up your ass
September 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
New Costco food court hack: Put all the hot dogs up your ass
this is my son...nestor.,
September 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
this is my son...nestor.,
