Cook's Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition
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Celebrity chef. Worst food writer ever at The Takeout. Also: Serious Eats, Thrillist, Bon Appétit, Dill, and I'm not actually a celebrity chef. Bye
I'm going for the Crown Jewels. Who's in?
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm going for the Crown Jewels. Who's in?
CANADA IS TAKING SHOTS AT CHICAGO
September 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
CANADA IS TAKING SHOTS AT CHICAGO
Small talk isn't its strong suit so far
August 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Small talk isn't its strong suit so far
Oh we could probably use a few hands now that I think about it but we can feed you hot dogs later
August 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh we could probably use a few hands now that I think about it but we can feed you hot dogs later
Chicago is TOTAL MAYHEM and CHAOS and because old white guys who are so SCARED and have never been here, obviously this place is so DANGEROUS.
In fact, it's so dangerous my tiny Korean mom keeps asking us to take her downtown to go play!!! Watch out Oakley-wearing guys she's gonna get you!
In fact, it's so dangerous my tiny Korean mom keeps asking us to take her downtown to go play!!! Watch out Oakley-wearing guys she's gonna get you!
August 28, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Chicago is TOTAL MAYHEM and CHAOS and because old white guys who are so SCARED and have never been here, obviously this place is so DANGEROUS.
In fact, it's so dangerous my tiny Korean mom keeps asking us to take her downtown to go play!!! Watch out Oakley-wearing guys she's gonna get you!
In fact, it's so dangerous my tiny Korean mom keeps asking us to take her downtown to go play!!! Watch out Oakley-wearing guys she's gonna get you!
I can't wait to see what type of videos show up on Twitter after these come out
August 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I can't wait to see what type of videos show up on Twitter after these come out
So this is where we're currently at
August 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
So this is where we're currently at
"My Source Now Opinion World." Someone totally ran that through a random word generator
August 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"My Source Now Opinion World." Someone totally ran that through a random word generator
Colbert once quoted a piece of mine on air one night and it made me feel like people actually read my shit. Man, this is so pathetic.
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Colbert once quoted a piece of mine on air one night and it made me feel like people actually read my shit. Man, this is so pathetic.
That's reassuring
June 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
That's reassuring
My favorite part about this image is that someone deliberately picked it to be published on the news
June 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My favorite part about this image is that someone deliberately picked it to be published on the news
Ah yes that'll do it
April 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Ah yes that'll do it
Using crooked letter font to sell anything is a guaranteed way to make me buy it
April 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Using crooked letter font to sell anything is a guaranteed way to make me buy it
Now THIS is the news we need
April 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Now THIS is the news we need
Assume deer dead
April 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Assume deer dead
This is the best comment about Costco's food court I've ever read
April 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
This is the best comment about Costco's food court I've ever read
