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· Jul 9
me entering the cursed forest of doom and anguish
just worked a 10 hour shift and for the last hour my 40 yo colleague who dated a 17 yo 3 months ago decided to put on rave remixes of classical music on max volume
May 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
just worked a 10 hour shift and for the last hour my 40 yo colleague who dated a 17 yo 3 months ago decided to put on rave remixes of classical music on max volume
[smiles to my penis] look how far we've come
February 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
[smiles to my penis] look how far we've come
God before he invented pussy : man this whole thing sucks innit
February 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
God before he invented pussy : man this whole thing sucks innit
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still wild to me that the Blair Witch Project is real and the Blair Witch exists and she just gets to be an influencer now like nothing happened
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
still wild to me that the Blair Witch Project is real and the Blair Witch exists and she just gets to be an influencer now like nothing happened
the Joker watching a movie and he turns on motion smoothing on purpose. hes not really paying attention btw hes like plotting something
Harley is annoyed tho so hes laughing at that. i think
Harley is annoyed tho so hes laughing at that. i think
November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
the Joker watching a movie and he turns on motion smoothing on purpose. hes not really paying attention btw hes like plotting something
Harley is annoyed tho so hes laughing at that. i think
Harley is annoyed tho so hes laughing at that. i think
man I really liked that movie what did you think of it ?
man that hasn't smiled in 12 years : idk i guess it just wasn't my cup of tea
man that hasn't smiled in 12 years : idk i guess it just wasn't my cup of tea
November 19, 2024 at 4:12 PM
man I really liked that movie what did you think of it ?
man that hasn't smiled in 12 years : idk i guess it just wasn't my cup of tea
man that hasn't smiled in 12 years : idk i guess it just wasn't my cup of tea
plugging a controller into my ass and controlling my eyes with it. heres an idea for you indie devs out there
November 19, 2024 at 4:11 PM
plugging a controller into my ass and controlling my eyes with it. heres an idea for you indie devs out there
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The way some of you talk about Twitter refugees would make Marine Le Pen blush
November 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
The way some of you talk about Twitter refugees would make Marine Le Pen blush
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Lmfao
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 PM
Lmfao
wishing I was 13 again playing Ghostbusters for the DS and driving Ecto-1 around while the Ghostbusters theme is playing and I get to trigger the siren at the perfect moment in the song while drifting around in virtual NYC
November 3, 2024 at 10:11 PM
wishing I was 13 again playing Ghostbusters for the DS and driving Ecto-1 around while the Ghostbusters theme is playing and I get to trigger the siren at the perfect moment in the song while drifting around in virtual NYC
can't go to work today boss. ghouls and such
October 31, 2024 at 6:27 PM
can't go to work today boss. ghouls and such
what if a New Yorker was also fat. potential
May 26, 2024 at 1:19 PM
what if a New Yorker was also fat. potential
not gonna bother giving my mom a gift this Christmas. I got her "Why There Is No God" last year yet the dumb bitch still says bless you every time I sneeze
December 1, 2023 at 5:24 PM
not gonna bother giving my mom a gift this Christmas. I got her "Why There Is No God" last year yet the dumb bitch still says bless you every time I sneeze
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my dad broke his Wordle win streak and immediately went to buy a rope and stool at Home Depot
July 2, 2023 at 10:00 AM
my dad broke his Wordle win streak and immediately went to buy a rope and stool at Home Depot
building the pyramids doesn't sound that hard. I bet I could do it if I wasn't iron deficient
September 28, 2023 at 11:02 AM
building the pyramids doesn't sound that hard. I bet I could do it if I wasn't iron deficient
going Toy Story mode and freezing at work every time my boss enters the room. I can't yet figure out what I will gain from this but I feel compelled
September 28, 2023 at 12:31 AM
going Toy Story mode and freezing at work every time my boss enters the room. I can't yet figure out what I will gain from this but I feel compelled
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On October 4th FEMA and the FCC will conduct a test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA), which will include a notification on cell phones.
This has panicked conspiracy theorists, who for some reason believe it will turn vaccinated people into zombies.
This has panicked conspiracy theorists, who for some reason believe it will turn vaccinated people into zombies.
September 25, 2023 at 5:30 PM
On October 4th FEMA and the FCC will conduct a test of the Emergency Alert System (EAS) and Wireless Emergency Alerts (WEA), which will include a notification on cell phones.
This has panicked conspiracy theorists, who for some reason believe it will turn vaccinated people into zombies.
This has panicked conspiracy theorists, who for some reason believe it will turn vaccinated people into zombies.
went to the funny dentist stand up comedy show and he kept saying my breath was "stinky from laughter" then he had me buy comically oversized toothpaste that's not covered by my health insurance
September 19, 2023 at 8:03 PM
went to the funny dentist stand up comedy show and he kept saying my breath was "stinky from laughter" then he had me buy comically oversized toothpaste that's not covered by my health insurance
my mom's such a bitch compared to Mario
September 10, 2023 at 10:16 PM
my mom's such a bitch compared to Mario