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Falinxie 🌸
@falinxie.bsky.social
I cosplay a hot girl IRL and a lizard online
Don't take me seriously
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Heyo I'm Linxie, a cosplayer!
I like to make props and armor, and chaos.

I don't take myself seriously and neither should you.
I've had @discord.com nitro LITERALLY since it launched.
I've been on Discord for over a decade.

This hurt to do but there is absolutely no way on this planet that I'll be doing that.
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Translation: UwU please turn the AR feature back on so we can collect our data UwU 😚

No
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Thank you 😭❤️

Creature is home.
February 2, 2026 at 5:02 AM
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🦕🌺🌺🌺
May 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If you're wondering why I've been mostly silent about issues, despite previously being very unapologetically outspoken on many topics, know there is a very good reason and it's for someone's safety.
🍁💓
January 31, 2026 at 9:27 PM
THERE I AM GARY!!
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
I've been called in to work in the middle of the night on my day off for things less critical than what's unfolding today.

Congress get your ass back here right now.
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
My mom coming to the realization that not only does she have 3 acoustic children (as opposed to the 1 she thought she had when I was growing up) but that she's also acoustic herself was not on my bingo board for the year
January 28, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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#FE3H the airplane meme
(hubert is quite dead)
January 28, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Someone Venmo me $400 so I can adopt this sweet boy to be my guard dog when my partner goes back to Canada /j
January 25, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Be so for real right now
January 25, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Spotify after I've skipped 87 songs in a row
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Every time I open the News/Trending tab
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I don't care how much your order is. I put the same amount of care into the $5 orders that I do the >$100 orders.

I blocked the buyer after this. I'm not interested in arguing this further. She'll get her cards and that's it
P sure she's a reseller anyway and it's not like I'm struggling to sell.
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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"She said it was a nice day to take the dogs out for a walk... we don't have any dogs??????"

🧸🎨 #JingBearArt
July 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Scalpers and resellers have poisoned the hobby, but I'm not gonna let that stop me from packing every card with love.

I actually was able to hand-deliver one order because it was local and included water energies because he mentioned he was making a vaporeon deck for his daughter.
Imagine being so devoid of joy in your life that you took offense by the fact that I mentioned in my first message apologizing for missing the shipping day that I pack each Pokémon card with care as a sentimental sendoff to my cards that I have to part with to make ends meet that you reply with this
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Imagine being so devoid of joy in your life that you took offense by the fact that I mentioned in my first message apologizing for missing the shipping day that I pack each Pokémon card with care as a sentimental sendoff to my cards that I have to part with to make ends meet that you reply with this
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I don't think that boat is going anywhere for awhile
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 AM
I'm gonna start referring to anyone without pronouns in bio as "she/her" and see how long it takes before they add them.

Cis dudes aren't used to not being the "assumed default"
January 14, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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🐙🍣🍜🌱🥢
January 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Enjoy the big Taco Bell in the sky Baja Blast. Thanks for being my bud for the past few years. 🩵
January 8, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Asking a 14yo Mormon kid knocking on my door if he is the strongest paladin they have? If i am to be swayed, send me your warriors, not your welps
March 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
It's.. It's.. BY GOD IT'S TRAPINCH WITH A STEEL CHAIR

OG designed by @bubblegrim (ig)
Tattooed with permission
January 6, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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The most powerful of pipi~! 🧚
ko-fi.com/mattibeearts
November 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The whole ""fake daycare"" scandal is ridiculous to me.

People are seeing videos of random men showing up at an in-house daycare and demanding to see children-- and they are siding with those weirdos??

You cannot just GO to a daycare and see the children. That's for their SAFETY.
January 2, 2026 at 8:24 PM