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Fake Governor Cox
@fakegovernorcox.bsky.social
Fake Utah Governor. Parody account. I am a fair-weather politician in tumultuous times. I have a smile, not a spine.
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Har har. Now please stop sending me these. #utpol #MikeLeeResign
Not sure why I even tried, but I'm thinking my 2025 resolution to teach my fellow Republicans the difference between "socialism" and "democratic socialism" has been a lost cause. #utpol
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane and talking .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of an airplane and talking .
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November 22, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Very cool to see more people who may or may not have endorsed @BenMcAdams!! #utpol
I’m honored to have the endorsement and support of so many of Utah’s LGBTQ leaders. I look forward to continuing to work alongside them.
November 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Just... just... stop sending me these. #utpol
November 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
To those who often ask me what will we do with the nuclear waste that these reactors will generate, I want to assure you we have binders full of ideas and concepts of a plan. #utpol
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Once again I need to remind everyone that not all Republicans refer to women as piggies just because one Republican did.

Most of us just call women stay-at-home mothers, future stay-at-home mothers, should-be-at-home mothers, or shoulda-kept-your-knees-together mothers. #utpol
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I’m told the Utah GOP is running their petition drive to end independently drawn maps in accordance with their election standards. If asked to sign a petition, be ready to present a valid state-issued ID and proof of U.S. citizenship. Temple recommends are also valid. #utpol
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Utah House Minority Leader Angela Romero with an EPIC quote when I asked if she wants to run for the new congressional seat: “Why the f— would I want to be part of that s— show when I’m already in this s— show?!?!”

She’s not running, for the record. She added: “I do love this s— show.” #utpol #Utah
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hey friends. Quick clarification. I did NOT endorse @benmcadams.bsky.social for congress. During our phone call, I clearly told him I'd work WITH him IF he were elected, but he must have taken that as an endorsement. I have reached out to his team and they'll be taking down my "endorsement." #utpol
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
There’s been a rash of new threats of violence targeting Indiana Republican State Senator Gregory J. Goode, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, and now even one of our own Utah judges. I once again feel the need to remind liberals to #DisagreeBetter. #utpol
November 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
OMG, please stop sending these to me!! #utpol
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sources tell me Mormon Women for Ethical Government leadership is considering respectfully asking the Utah Legislature to replace ‘Legislature’ in its name with ‘Republican Party’ to avoid any confusion that the legislative branch is associated with public representation. #utpol
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I feel it is, once again, time to remind everyone that not all Republicans have sex with minors. I also have a feeling that, in the near future, I will need to remind you all again. #utpol

Gift link in first comment.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/13/u...
In Matt Gaetz Scandal, Circumstances Left Teen Vulnerable to Exploitation
www.nytimes.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A message to my liberal friends. Please take a moment to reach out to your Republican friends. They're struggling to process what it will be like having a Utah congressional representative who doesn't align with their politics and values. I'm sure you can empathize. #utpol
a man in a black sweater is holding a box of tissues and a card .
ALT: a man in a black sweater is holding a box of tissues and a card .
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November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
All four of our Republican congressional delegates are back in Washington, but sources tell me they're minds are here in Utah, contemplating last night’s Redistricting ruling. #utpol
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ALT: a group of people are standing around a table in a room .
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November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Possibly the only thing giving Utah Republicans joy this morning is the thoughts of what they’ll do to judges and voters when they get into session in January. #utpol
a man is making a funny face and saying it 's very dark .
ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying it 's very dark .
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November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I just got out of a meeting with members of the #utleg leadership. Normally we begin with a prayer, but this morning President Stuart Adams led the group in a 10 minute "rage ritual." #utpol
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ALT: a young girl is screaming with her mouth wide open .
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November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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BREAKING: 3rd District Judge Dianna Gibson has ruled in the Utah redistricting case.

She has BLOCKED Map C, SB1011 and picked plaintiff's Map 1 #utpol #utleg
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Current mood #utpol
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ALT: a woman is asking how much longer this gonna take
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I appreciate that The @washingtonpost.com both thinks I'm a potential 2028 presidential candidate and that we're actually going to have a 2028 election. #utpol
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Analysis | Ranking the 2028 Republican presidential contenders
Most of the contenders here are among Trump’s closest allies, but a non-MAGA candidate could bubble up.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
No, I don’t think this idea sounds like it came from someone who fell sleep during a healthcare policy meeting and blurted the first thing that came to mind upon getting woke up. Why do you ask? #utpol
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Please stop sending these to me.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Hey friends. Unless you’re talking about the Church’s Ensign Peak account balance, I can assure you there is no such thing as the “Deep Church.” Thank you for your attention to this matter. #utpol
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I applaud my church’s stance on AI and that they are committed to continue to cover female bare shoulders and necklines manually with Photoshop. #utpol
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is a sad verdict and will only inspire future sandwich assaults on ICE officers. I'm saddened the long arm of justice fell a foot-long short. #utpol
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Whelp, I guess we're going to find out if the Republican "beatings will continue until Democrats accept making insurance unaffordable for the poor" strategy will pan out for us. #utpol
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM