Fake Governor Cox
@fakegovernorcox.bsky.social
Fake Utah Governor. Parody account. I am a fair-weather politician in tumultuous times. I have a smile, not a spine.
I know the end of the year is always busy, so I went ahead and made my appointments with Stuart Adams and Mike Schultz to renew my Governor Recommend. Happy to be able to officiate as Governor of Utah for 2026. #utpol
December 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I know the end of the year is always busy, so I went ahead and made my appointments with Stuart Adams and Mike Schultz to renew my Governor Recommend. Happy to be able to officiate as Governor of Utah for 2026. #utpol
Hey friends. Quick clarification. I did NOT endorse @benmcadams.bsky.social for congress. During our phone call, I clearly told him I'd work WITH him IF he were elected, but he must have taken that as an endorsement. I have reached out to his team and they'll be taking down my "endorsement." #utpol
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Hey friends. Quick clarification. I did NOT endorse @benmcadams.bsky.social for congress. During our phone call, I clearly told him I'd work WITH him IF he were elected, but he must have taken that as an endorsement. I have reached out to his team and they'll be taking down my "endorsement." #utpol
Sources tell me Mormon Women for Ethical Government leadership is considering respectfully asking the Utah Legislature to replace ‘Legislature’ in its name with ‘Republican Party’ to avoid any confusion that the legislative branch is associated with public representation. #utpol
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Sources tell me Mormon Women for Ethical Government leadership is considering respectfully asking the Utah Legislature to replace ‘Legislature’ in its name with ‘Republican Party’ to avoid any confusion that the legislative branch is associated with public representation. #utpol
No, I don’t think this idea sounds like it came from someone who fell sleep during a healthcare policy meeting and blurted the first thing that came to mind upon getting woke up. Why do you ask? #utpol
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
No, I don’t think this idea sounds like it came from someone who fell sleep during a healthcare policy meeting and blurted the first thing that came to mind upon getting woke up. Why do you ask? #utpol
Please stop sending these to me.
November 8, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Please stop sending these to me.
I applaud my church’s stance on AI and that they are committed to continue to cover female bare shoulders and necklines manually with Photoshop. #utpol
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I applaud my church’s stance on AI and that they are committed to continue to cover female bare shoulders and necklines manually with Photoshop. #utpol
Hi friends, after consultation with President Stuart Adams and Speaker Mike Schultz, we have concluded that the state government is not responsible for the dysfunction caused by the politicians that we endorsed to represent us in Washington.
November 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hi friends, after consultation with President Stuart Adams and Speaker Mike Schultz, we have concluded that the state government is not responsible for the dysfunction caused by the politicians that we endorsed to represent us in Washington.
Democrats cleaned the Republican’s clock tonight because Democrats shut down the government? #election2025
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Democrats cleaned the Republican’s clock tonight because Democrats shut down the government? #election2025
Please. Please, please, please hold off on your election conspiracy stories until after results are tallied AFTER 8pm tonight. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #utpol
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Please. Please, please, please hold off on your election conspiracy stories until after results are tallied AFTER 8pm tonight. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #utpol
If Democrats would just stop insisting that Republicans restore the healthcare subsidies they cut last summer for lower-income families, the President will gladly resume sending SNAP benefits so lower-income families can afford food. #utpol
November 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If Democrats would just stop insisting that Republicans restore the healthcare subsidies they cut last summer for lower-income families, the President will gladly resume sending SNAP benefits so lower-income families can afford food. #utpol
Hey friends, today is Election Day! You can vote in-person or drop your ballot at an official ballot box before 8:00 pm tonight. Find the polling location or ballot box at: vote.utah.gov #utpol #Election2025
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hey friends, today is Election Day! You can vote in-person or drop your ballot at an official ballot box before 8:00 pm tonight. Find the polling location or ballot box at: vote.utah.gov #utpol #Election2025
My liberal friends will never admit that President Trump is a very hard worker. You don't get disapproval numbers like this just sitting around doing nothing. #utpol
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My liberal friends will never admit that President Trump is a very hard worker. You don't get disapproval numbers like this just sitting around doing nothing. #utpol
Rand asks an important question. Obviously the answer is Republicans need to do more to boost the bottom line for the corporations and wealthy so the trickle down economics can get to those at the bottom. #utpol
October 31, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Rand asks an important question. Obviously the answer is Republicans need to do more to boost the bottom line for the corporations and wealthy so the trickle down economics can get to those at the bottom. #utpol
Hey friends. Yes, I did say “we can always point the finger at the other side, and at some point, we have to find an off-ramp, or it's going to get much, much worse,” but obviously I wasn’t saying “we” as in Republicans. #utpol
October 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hey friends. Yes, I did say “we can always point the finger at the other side, and at some point, we have to find an off-ramp, or it's going to get much, much worse,” but obviously I wasn’t saying “we” as in Republicans. #utpol
Look. He was elected to a four year term and he hasn't even finished his first year. He has plenty of time to unite America like I said he would. #utpol
October 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Look. He was elected to a four year term and he hasn't even finished his first year. He has plenty of time to unite America like I said he would. #utpol
✅ Fact check: True
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
✅ Fact check: True
I know a few Utahns believe I stole the election and turned a whole generation of kids gay by using my pronouns, but I bet they can’t argue my old state flag embroidered socks are cool AF. Sock it, haters. #utpol
September 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I know a few Utahns believe I stole the election and turned a whole generation of kids gay by using my pronouns, but I bet they can’t argue my old state flag embroidered socks are cool AF. Sock it, haters. #utpol
Before anyone gets over their skis and calls Mitt Romney a liberal Mormon because he referred to himself a “true-blue member,” I can assure you I’ve seen Mitt’s pantry. It’s more than a year’s supply—even if half of it consists of Twinkies. #utpol
September 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Before anyone gets over their skis and calls Mitt Romney a liberal Mormon because he referred to himself a “true-blue member,” I can assure you I’ve seen Mitt’s pantry. It’s more than a year’s supply—even if half of it consists of Twinkies. #utpol
