chrismorgan
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Baltimore MD | he:him:his | Moody, Standard and Poor
Kept my BGE bill under $400 this month, this calls for a celebration (taking a good hot shower)
February 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Kept my BGE bill under $400 this month, this calls for a celebration (taking a good hot shower)
If we're doing old Baltimore bands with this then I'm in, who else up facing nothing
Who up jacking their meat?
February 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
If we're doing old Baltimore bands with this then I'm in, who else up facing nothing
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Important bills for Marylanders
The 287(g) Ban - to end contracts that turn local police into ICE agents.
The Community Trust Act - to stop law enforcement from collaborating with ICE.
The Data Privacy Act - to block ICE from accessing state and local government data.
The 287(g) Ban - to end contracts that turn local police into ICE agents.
The Community Trust Act - to stop law enforcement from collaborating with ICE.
The Data Privacy Act - to block ICE from accessing state and local government data.
This is the testimony our team will be submitting tomorrow in support of HB 630. We are providing this to other Marylanders to use for inspiration, or to model their own submissions on.
An open letter from the team at Project Salt Box in support of MD House Bill 630
The testimony we will be submitting tomorrow in support of this emergency measure
open.substack.com
February 16, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Important bills for Marylanders
The 287(g) Ban - to end contracts that turn local police into ICE agents.
The Community Trust Act - to stop law enforcement from collaborating with ICE.
The Data Privacy Act - to block ICE from accessing state and local government data.
The 287(g) Ban - to end contracts that turn local police into ICE agents.
The Community Trust Act - to stop law enforcement from collaborating with ICE.
The Data Privacy Act - to block ICE from accessing state and local government data.
The triangle button was sticking a little and i didn't feel like tearing down the controller to fully clean the buttons, and that's how i can reveal to you that a spritz of contact cleaner and some rapid mashing did the job just as well
February 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The triangle button was sticking a little and i didn't feel like tearing down the controller to fully clean the buttons, and that's how i can reveal to you that a spritz of contact cleaner and some rapid mashing did the job just as well
Requiescat to Bud Cort, who in addition to playing Harold in the beloved ...& Maude also played the voice of the computer in this bonkers 80s movie that was a big part of my childhood, and features an incredible sequence composed by Moroder at the timestamp linked.
youtu.be/JhjyTE0f6tY?...
youtu.be/JhjyTE0f6tY?...
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Requiescat to Bud Cort, who in addition to playing Harold in the beloved ...& Maude also played the voice of the computer in this bonkers 80s movie that was a big part of my childhood, and features an incredible sequence composed by Moroder at the timestamp linked.
youtu.be/JhjyTE0f6tY?...
youtu.be/JhjyTE0f6tY?...
strong agree
it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
strong agree
Gonna be that day all day apparently, Dear Sun editors
February 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Gonna be that day all day apparently, Dear Sun editors
Coincidentally, happy 5th day of every week of our lives from now on to Meta especially
February 13, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Coincidentally, happy 5th day of every week of our lives from now on to Meta especially
Finally found my Charm Card, which I guess can go into the memento mori display
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Finally found my Charm Card, which I guess can go into the memento mori display
I confess to being a man nigh on 50 years old who does not know the problem with wearing a buttondown with a suit. I pray never to have to know this.
The self-appointed defender of white cultural traditions is wearing a buttondown with a suit
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:48 PM
I confess to being a man nigh on 50 years old who does not know the problem with wearing a buttondown with a suit. I pray never to have to know this.
FOOD WAYS
Elizabeth, I'm ready to join you honey
Elizabeth, I'm ready to join you honey
shocked that every QT of this is NOT "food ways could often be different"
Trump nominated a legit white nationalist to a top post at the State Department. I asked him some basic questions about his belief in the “erasure of white culture”. Watch this embarrassing, fumbling answer. Like he has never before been asked to explain his views.
February 12, 2026 at 11:37 PM
FOOD WAYS
Elizabeth, I'm ready to join you honey
Elizabeth, I'm ready to join you honey
The chairs and other spot-savers on my street are looking especially ragged and dumb today
February 12, 2026 at 4:22 PM
The chairs and other spot-savers on my street are looking especially ragged and dumb today
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BALTIMORE: If you have insight into the large fleet of unmarked government vehicles that recently appeared in the National Guard Armory parking lot, please email us or message me on Signal at michael.7395.
February 12, 2026 at 1:26 PM
BALTIMORE: If you have insight into the large fleet of unmarked government vehicles that recently appeared in the National Guard Armory parking lot, please email us or message me on Signal at michael.7395.
Significantly downsized my bin of stray parts and cables tonight; please no one tell the elders
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Significantly downsized my bin of stray parts and cables tonight; please no one tell the elders
what a shot this is :claps:
Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)
February 11, 2026 at 6:30 PM
what a shot this is :claps:
"why WOuLd yOU ruN youR oWN maiL sERVeR When gMail eXisTs?"
More reports of Gmail turning over email content to ICE are coming out now.
techcrunch.com/2026/02/10/g...
techcrunch.com/2026/02/10/g...
Google sent personal and financial information of student journalist to ICE | TechCrunch
The tech giant handed over the personal information of a journalist and student who attended a pro-Palestinian protest in 2024. This is the latest example of ICE using its controversial subpoena power...
techcrunch.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 PM
"why WOuLd yOU ruN youR oWN maiL sERVeR When gMail eXisTs?"
I broke my hamate years ago on a hike and it suuuuuuuuuuucked
Jackson Holliday broke a bone in his hand on Feb. 6 during live BP. He'll have surgery tomorrow to remove the Hamate bone. The Orioles second baseman will miss opening day
February 11, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I broke my hamate years ago on a hike and it suuuuuuuuuuucked
Sounds cool
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Sounds cool
Man i wish i spoke python, someday
OPPORTUNITY: The Space Telescope Science Institute in Baltimore, MD, is searching for a highly skilled Cloud Software Engineer II with expertise in Python programming and building ETL data processing pipelines for large-scale scientific datasets: https://bit.ly/3M2xe31
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Man i wish i spoke python, someday
It's ALIVE!!
(It wasn't yet when i took this but it is now, and we're about to have two intact feet for the box fan again)
(It wasn't yet when i took this but it is now, and we're about to have two intact feet for the box fan again)
February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
It's ALIVE!!
(It wasn't yet when i took this but it is now, and we're about to have two intact feet for the box fan again)
(It wasn't yet when i took this but it is now, and we're about to have two intact feet for the box fan again)
what a nice fellow
New: Marc Benioff, CEO of Salesforce, just 'joked' ICE is watching Salesforce employees who travelled to the U.S. We got a bunch of internal Slacks.
'If you’re visiting from outside the United States, please stand … ICE is keeping track of that' www.404media.co/marc-benioff...
'If you’re visiting from outside the United States, please stand … ICE is keeping track of that' www.404media.co/marc-benioff...
Marc Benioff 'Jokes' ICE Is Watching Salesforce Employees Who Traveled to the U.S.
"Employees are going absolutely apeshit in internal Slack about how completely awful it was."
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 7:49 PM
what a nice fellow
when their lives are over, and they've done what they've done
HOOOOOO boy.
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
Rep. LaMonica McIver (D-N.J.): "Do you consider yourself a religious man?"
Lyons: "Yes ma'am."
McIver: "How do you think Judgement Day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?"
"Do you think you're going to hell, Mr. Lyons?"
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
when their lives are over, and they've done what they've done
DOT: we have plowed the bike lanes, because we love more than just cars and drivers!
39th St Bike Lane:
39th St Bike Lane:
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
DOT: we have plowed the bike lanes, because we love more than just cars and drivers!
39th St Bike Lane:
39th St Bike Lane:
I'm learning today that there were people actually paying for Discord Nitro, and... well, at least you have a reason to stop that now
February 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I'm learning today that there were people actually paying for Discord Nitro, and... well, at least you have a reason to stop that now
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You're a really great writer. And you are so aligned with my interests, I would love to support what you do, subscribe to you, and read everything.
But you're on Substack. So I'm not going anywhere near it.
Today's a great day to de-Nazify yourself.
But you're on Substack. So I'm not going anywhere near it.
Today's a great day to de-Nazify yourself.
February 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
You're a really great writer. And you are so aligned with my interests, I would love to support what you do, subscribe to you, and read everything.
But you're on Substack. So I'm not going anywhere near it.
Today's a great day to de-Nazify yourself.
But you're on Substack. So I'm not going anywhere near it.
Today's a great day to de-Nazify yourself.