chrismorgan
banner
fakeaccount.com
chrismorgan
@fakeaccount.com
Baltimore MD | he:him:his | Increasingly Incredulous

"On that promised morning we will wake and greet the dawn / knowing that your wicked life is over and that we will carry on"
Pinned
But, doctor, I *am* tech support 😞
Okay well this fucking sucks
December 3, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Some real stupid car brain bullshit on the way to work today but none of it as stupid as this person who backed into the angled parking in the garage
December 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Okay yes this checks out, no arguments
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Some of you have never listened to Don Caballero 2 in its entirety and it shows
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Reposted by chrismorgan
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by chrismorgan
oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I own both of these as well as Legacy of the Puppy, and not once have they given me Ideas
They said they were banning "pornography." Now they're banning books about cats and dogs. At PEN America, we're fighting back. With your help this #GivingTuesday, we'll keep challenging the censors and fighting to keep books where they belong: in the hands of students. Donate now at: pen.org/GT25BS
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
My bocce team seems to have decided we can't play the winter league this year. This is a huge chunk of my winter identity gone.

Not eating deli takeout from diPasquales every week can't be bad for me though, I guess.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This headline mystifies me, who is out here denying the ease of the chicken box
In Baltimore, a good chicken box is a lot easier to find than some may want to admit. baltimorebeat.com/baltimore-be...
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Introduce yourself, 5 concerts edition

Rocket From The Crypt
Black Pumas
Bela Fleck & the Flecktones
Stevie Wonder
Michael Jackson
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen.

Laurie Anderson
Blue Oyster Cult
Philip Glass
Tom Tom Club
Art of Noise
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Jesus and Mary Chain
New Order
Bob Mould
The Rolling Stones
The Wiggles
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Reposted by chrismorgan
I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I helped a buddy of mine run network cable through his basement last night and realized I hadn't done this since before Cat-6 was a thing. Pass through connectors are flipping awesome and would've made my old job at UMBC about 10x easier.
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by chrismorgan
Shout out to the Amazon drivers who have the day off today but don’t really because they have to make up the day or use PTO if they want their full week’s pay.
November 27, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by chrismorgan
Blessing Bluesky with a cherished #Thanksgihing tradition: Revisiting the time millions of kids had to witness Barney the Dinosaur collapse to the ground and get stabbed to death by cops during the 1997 Macys Parade. 💫
November 28, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Happy Thanksgiving bsky
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My Black Ass - Shellac
Then Comes Dudley - Jesus Lizard
Big News I - Clutch
Stinkfist - Tool
One Daughter Hotter Than One Thousand Suns - Rye Coalition
Marvin Gaye - What's Going On
Patti Smith - Gloria
Television - See No Evil
GZA - Liquid Swords
The Stone Roses - I Wanna Be Adored
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Kohinoor 2: Electric Vindaloo.
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reposted by chrismorgan
Anybody who is like “Piracy is activism!”—trust me, supporting your local library is about 1000% more effective activism, and it’s still free for you and authors still get paid!
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
gee
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡

@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That smile says so much.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Bummer.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I ordered the vindaloo from Kohinoor made "spicy..." I will pay for my hubris
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reposted by chrismorgan
I can’t believe I have to worry about journalism funding and these people don’t.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I feel as though if the first option getting shot down near-unanimously causes you to miss the deadline, that deadline was pretty obviously being propped up by assuming the first option was the only one you needed?
IT'S OUT - The Sisson Street Task force takes the Falls Road site for a trash drop-off center - the one beside the Jones Falls - off the table. tinyurl.com/2nkwnudd The chair now says the group’s work won’t be done by @mayorbmscott.bsky.social's December deadline.
Sisson Street Task Force rejects Falls Road as site for trash drop-off center | Baltimore Brew
With a location beside the Jones Falls taken off the table, the chair says the group’s work won’t be done by Mayor Scott’s December deadline.
tinyurl.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A bunch of companies' support lines now seem to use the same almost-Skynyrd sounding guitar hold music and at this point I think I've heard it more than the classic Cisco default synthjam.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM