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Baltimore MD | he:him:his | Moody, Standard and Poor
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
But this, this i laughed at very hard
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Okay yes this checks out, no arguments
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Happy Thanksgiving bsky
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Friends, just a reminder that the site's own moderation tools are pretty good here and no one can tell you not to use them.
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Best we can do is
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
November 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What a stupid thumbnail, surely I want the MDOT logo instead of the sweater they're trying to sell right?
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I finally realized what this cover reminds me of every time I see it
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Dreaming of simpler times
November 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
She smiles and says, "I will always love you"
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Now THIS guy, this guy is most definitely helping matters
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sing it
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
"The customer contact sent you this extremely flattering email thanking you for all your help"

"That's good!"

"The email was fairly obviously written with help from AI"

"..."
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Lol, lmao
November 5, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
No trick or treaters per usual, so Basil is entertaining us by recreating the ending of The Blair Witch Project (1999)

[actually just stalking a ladybug]
October 31, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I underestimated the squirrels' game this season, but honestly think they just made my jack o'lantern more awesome accidentally
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Easy one
October 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Finally, a thing I can tangibly help with
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
October 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
October 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM