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please do not contradict me
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if I was rude to you on twitter I have granted myself clemency. thank you
they should go ahead and arrest the final homicide of 2026. could save a lot of lives…
January 14, 2026 at 2:09 AM
oh ok just not in winnipeg
so they’re just not releasing no other choice in canada or what
January 11, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I’m mostly through the hades 2 post game and I still haven’t had a successful axe run
January 10, 2026 at 5:08 AM
this is so sad. it should sewer slide
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Reposted by noam duggar
a government agent, who murdered a civilian for peacefully protesting, flying a dont-tread-on-me flag is such a perfect distillation of the maga ethos it almost feels fake
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
they’ve made it so that the president, and his gestapo agents, cannot face traditional justice. traditional justice.
January 8, 2026 at 7:18 PM
been playing a game lately where I write into the paper about how someone needs to (do it) and hoping they don’t publish it
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Reposted by noam duggar
a big difference between so-called “left wing terrorists” and the more common far right terrorists, is that the right wing ones get radicalized by these corners of online white supremacy that the GOP works as a feeder school for, and the “left” ones get radicalized by noticing there’s a gestapo now
September 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
a nuclear error. but I have no fear
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 PM
it’s the leftovers duh
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:

What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
AI not beating the “robot I bought to fuck my wife for me” allegations
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Really, a remarkable statement from Colombia’s President.
January 5, 2026 at 3:39 AM
it’s so funny that so many elected democrats wish they were republicans but that ideology isn’t popular enough
Some Democrats hate that their party is largely positioning itself in opposition to the operation that resulted in Maduro's capture.

"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," one House Dem told @axios.com

Said another: "It looks weak." www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
www.axios.com
January 4, 2026 at 4:22 PM
“we call on all parties to abide by international law” is barely even code for “we know our guy is breaking international law and we will absolutely not do anything about it”
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
canadian liberals love fascism almost as much as they hate progressives
PM Mark Carney releases his official statement on the ongoing Venezuela situation after the United States invasion.

This is how you respond as a Prime Minister of a democratic country. Not like a fanboy like Pierre PoiLIEvre did earlier today🇨🇦

❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️
❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️
January 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
we’re so fucked
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
if I was one of my dish rags I’d link up with the other neglected cloths and sponges and we’d murder the scrub daddy out of jealousy. we wouldn’t even make it look like an accident
January 3, 2026 at 3:09 AM
cashier guy at safeway with 5 giant anime girl pins on exclaimed “jesus christ these are big onions” before disappearing for 5 minutes mid-checkout
January 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
January 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
easy fix:
she was a
playboy
willem dafoe
Chappell Roan shares follow-up story after deleting Brigitte Bardot tribute post:

“Holy shit i did not know all that insane shit Ms. Bardot stood for obvs I do not condone this. very disappointing to learn.”
December 29, 2025 at 8:15 PM
baby scientists were on the verge of discovering how to make your phone play white noise on the external speaker and youtube in your earbuds at the same time. after RFK jr’s research cuts, we may not see that technology in our lifetime
December 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
carmy police.. arrest this chef
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
so sad about the loss of a promising up-and coming artist. after the chappell roan shout out, brigitte bardot was on the verge of breaking into the mainstream
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
once again I have seen 500 insta stories from the sabrina carpenter cover show and zero of espresso
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i feel like there’s something sinister going on with all these hexclad pan ads
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM