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Finance, F1, all posts are a joke, not all jokes are funny
How is it possible that this post is accepted at face value and hundreds of people comment without realizing that it’s obviously wrong? Average maternity leave isn’t anywhere near zero. Most mothers might not get it, but since nobody is getting negative leave, it’s mathematically impossible.
July 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
How is it possible that this post is accepted at face value and hundreds of people comment without realizing that it’s obviously wrong? Average maternity leave isn’t anywhere near zero. Most mothers might not get it, but since nobody is getting negative leave, it’s mathematically impossible.
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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
June 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
"This was an experiment by a kindergarten class. They dropped seeds in the cracks of the sidewalk to see what would happen.
This would help our bees "
via I Love Bees
This would help our bees "
via I Love Bees
June 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
They paved paradise and put up a parking lot
I disagree. None of that is food.
Snack food maker Mondelez International is suing the Aldi supermarket chain for packaging its store-brand cookies and crackers in a way that "blatantly copies" products like Chips Ahoy and Wheat Thins.
Oreo maker Mondelez sues Aldi, alleging grocery chain copies its packaging to confuse customers
Snack food maker Mondelez International is suing the Aldi supermarket chain for packaging its store-brand cookies and crackers in a way that “blatantly copies” products like Chips Ahoy and Wheat Thins.
bit.ly
May 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I disagree. None of that is food.
McLaren have both championships sewn up UNLESS they get kicked down the order by the tightening of flexiwing standards this weekend. Big question; the tide is going out and we’re going to find out who’s been swimming naked.
#F1 #motorsport #SpanishGP
#F1 #motorsport #SpanishGP
🗣 "Come on, we're racing Max every weekend!"
Lando Norris insists it would be "silly" to assume McLaren have got both F1 championships sewn up 🟠
Lando Norris insists it would be "silly" to assume McLaren have got both F1 championships sewn up 🟠
Lando Norris mocks 'silly' Max Verstappen claim as Lewis Hamilton point made
Oscar Piastri leads the F1 championship but Lando Norris has narrowed the gap in recent weeks while Max Verstappen also remains a threat despite McLaren's dominance
www.mirror.co.uk
May 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
McLaren have both championships sewn up UNLESS they get kicked down the order by the tightening of flexiwing standards this weekend. Big question; the tide is going out and we’re going to find out who’s been swimming naked.
#F1 #motorsport #SpanishGP
#F1 #motorsport #SpanishGP
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WE ARE RELIEVED TO HEAR A U.S. COURT HAS RULED THAT TARIFFS AGAINST OUR ISLAND WERE ILLEGAL AND A SPECTACULAR MISUNDERSTANDING OF GEOGRAPHY, BIOLOGY, AND REALITY. FLIPPERS UP UNTIL WE ARE PERMANENTLY SHOWN DUE RESPECT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -PM Tuxley II
May 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
WE ARE RELIEVED TO HEAR A U.S. COURT HAS RULED THAT TARIFFS AGAINST OUR ISLAND WERE ILLEGAL AND A SPECTACULAR MISUNDERSTANDING OF GEOGRAPHY, BIOLOGY, AND REALITY. FLIPPERS UP UNTIL WE ARE PERMANENTLY SHOWN DUE RESPECT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER -PM Tuxley II
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🔥 Kimmel on @repstansbury.bsky.social gloriously trolling Marge for using a doctored photo to try to make a witness look bad
May 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
🔥 Kimmel on @repstansbury.bsky.social gloriously trolling Marge for using a doctored photo to try to make a witness look bad
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Proud of this little act of resistance inspired by #seattletroublemakers and made with care in Seattle by an all-volunteer cast & crew. Big thanks to @alexwinter.com for the most excellent narration! And @laceyleavittgray.bsky.social for asking me to direct! 🙏 #teslaregretsyndrome #crewtopia
April 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Proud of this little act of resistance inspired by #seattletroublemakers and made with care in Seattle by an all-volunteer cast & crew. Big thanks to @alexwinter.com for the most excellent narration! And @laceyleavittgray.bsky.social for asking me to direct! 🙏 #teslaregretsyndrome #crewtopia
There’s a minor league baseball team called the Savannah Bananas. I just thought you should know.
Heisman winner Travis Hunter threw out the first pitch for the Savannah Bananas 🍌
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
There’s a minor league baseball team called the Savannah Bananas. I just thought you should know.
Sounds like RB powertrain is behind competitors for next year. Rumor is Mercedes is the engine to have, but I wouldn’t rule out Honda or Ferrari.
#F1 #motorsport #whingerspice
#F1 #motorsport #whingerspice
NEW: Formula 1 must prevent a repeat of 2014, when one manufacturer dominated the championship, after new power units are introduced next year, says Red Bull team principal Christian Horner.
F1 'must avoid repeat of 2014' with engine rules unlikely to change soon - Horner
Formula 1 must prevent a repeat of 2014, when one manufacturer dominated the championship, after new power units are introduced next year, says Red Bull team principal Christian Horner.
www.racefans.net
April 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sounds like RB powertrain is behind competitors for next year. Rumor is Mercedes is the engine to have, but I wouldn’t rule out Honda or Ferrari.
#F1 #motorsport #whingerspice
#F1 #motorsport #whingerspice
April 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The math doesn’t care if you believe it.
Every job will be replaced by automation. We need to win the race to get there in order to decide what it will look like. And we need to shape that future to be human-centric.
The choice: Utopia or Dystopia
Every job will be replaced by automation. We need to win the race to get there in order to decide what it will look like. And we need to shape that future to be human-centric.
The choice: Utopia or Dystopia
i think these people are in the grip of a genuine delusion www.nbcchicago.com/news/busines...
Bill Gates: Within 10 years, AI will replace many doctors and teachers—humans won't be needed ‘for most things'
Over the next decade, advances in artificial intelligence will mean that humans will no longer be needed "for most things" in the world, says Bill Gates.
www.nbcchicago.com
March 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The math doesn’t care if you believe it.
Every job will be replaced by automation. We need to win the race to get there in order to decide what it will look like. And we need to shape that future to be human-centric.
The choice: Utopia or Dystopia
Every job will be replaced by automation. We need to win the race to get there in order to decide what it will look like. And we need to shape that future to be human-centric.
The choice: Utopia or Dystopia
You must stop whatever you’re doing and watch this
Say what you want about the #TeslaTakedown movement, we are helping inspire some of the most incredible content I have ever seen.
March 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You must stop whatever you’re doing and watch this
Jokes on all you Tesla haters. Nobody’s been buying those electrified dumpsters, so there’s not that many to recall. You’re exactly like the SpaceX haters that don’t know it’s actually better that all the Starships blow up (only Elon and very special people are in on the secret why).
Tesla is recalling nearly every Cybertruck in the United States due to the risk of the exterior panels flying off and hitting other cars on the road.
This comes as Tesla’s stock continues to plunge.
This comes as Tesla’s stock continues to plunge.
Tesla is recalling most Cybertrucks due to exterior panel issue | CNN Business
Tesla is recalling nearly all Cybertrucks in the United States to fix an exterior panel that could detach during driving, the latest in a series of call-backs for the pickup truck.
www.cnn.com
March 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Jokes on all you Tesla haters. Nobody’s been buying those electrified dumpsters, so there’s not that many to recall. You’re exactly like the SpaceX haters that don’t know it’s actually better that all the Starships blow up (only Elon and very special people are in on the secret why).
Ferrari & McLaren looking strong this weekend
Mercedes 3rd
RBR haven’t found their setup
W/AM/RB in the hunt for points
#F1 #motorsports #melbourne #australiangp
Mercedes 3rd
RBR haven’t found their setup
W/AM/RB in the hunt for points
#F1 #motorsports #melbourne #australiangp
March 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Ferrari & McLaren looking strong this weekend
Mercedes 3rd
RBR haven’t found their setup
W/AM/RB in the hunt for points
#F1 #motorsports #melbourne #australiangp
Mercedes 3rd
RBR haven’t found their setup
W/AM/RB in the hunt for points
#F1 #motorsports #melbourne #australiangp
Time traveler frantically searching for clues when he is…reads this post…
Well, that doesn’t narrow it down at all.
Well, that doesn’t narrow it down at all.
March 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Time traveler frantically searching for clues when he is…reads this post…
Well, that doesn’t narrow it down at all.
Well, that doesn’t narrow it down at all.
#F1 friends, we made it. It’s testing week; cars on track Wednesday (10am local)!
Remember the rules of testing: if you’re going to draw conclusions based on it, you must in the same breath caveat that testing usually means nothing.
#motorsport
Remember the rules of testing: if you’re going to draw conclusions based on it, you must in the same breath caveat that testing usually means nothing.
#motorsport
February 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
#F1 friends, we made it. It’s testing week; cars on track Wednesday (10am local)!
Remember the rules of testing: if you’re going to draw conclusions based on it, you must in the same breath caveat that testing usually means nothing.
#motorsport
Remember the rules of testing: if you’re going to draw conclusions based on it, you must in the same breath caveat that testing usually means nothing.
#motorsport
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if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
February 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
if you were accidentally fired while transporting a nuclear warhead and currently need a place to stay with said warhead please know that i have a sizable backyard and an abiding desire to be a nuclear power
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That’s how you write a headline, people.
February 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
That’s how you write a headline, people.
Hang on, if they’d actually known it would be colder at my house, they probably wouldn’t have been running around calling it “global warming”.
As climate scientists predicted decades ago, climate change means weather chaos
(with crop failure & food insecurity worldwide)
"Unprecedented! Normally, we'd see a disruption of the POLAR VORTEX every other year or so. THIS NEXT POLAR VORTEX EVENT WILL MAKE 10 THIS WINTER!"
via Glenn Burns
(with crop failure & food insecurity worldwide)
"Unprecedented! Normally, we'd see a disruption of the POLAR VORTEX every other year or so. THIS NEXT POLAR VORTEX EVENT WILL MAKE 10 THIS WINTER!"
via Glenn Burns
February 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hang on, if they’d actually known it would be colder at my house, they probably wouldn’t have been running around calling it “global warming”.
I had two birds in the wreath on my front door and they both decided to fly into my house this evening. So, I spent a solid 45 minutes chasing them around trying to convince them to fly out the open door…the other open door…the open window while my house was rapidly cooling. “And stay out!”
February 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I had two birds in the wreath on my front door and they both decided to fly into my house this evening. So, I spent a solid 45 minutes chasing them around trying to convince them to fly out the open door…the other open door…the open window while my house was rapidly cooling. “And stay out!”
February 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM