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Ez Dispenser
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Guy who transitions because he thinks the libs will forcefem him and he wants to be femme'd on his own terms
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
We're leaving gooning in 2025, this year we're CRANKING HOG
January 1, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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Marjorie Taylor Ween
September 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
The night is still young
June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yeah it's alright I guess
January 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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i don't say this lightly but i think slay the spire might be the best and only good video game ever invented
January 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The only thing I've learned over the past two years is that we need more sporting events to end in ritual sacrifice
December 29, 2024 at 3:16 AM
I think it was the one-two punch of shifting to online multiplayer and moving away from the dedicated server model. You used to be able to make friends online because you all really liked the same Capture the Flag map. Now you get matched with a new bunch of randos every time you play
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I have terrible news
December 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Careful or he'll start Sephiroth posting about you here too
December 6, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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I agree of course but also I think it’s of outmost importance to include what he’s calling harassment here because the clickthrough reveal took me out
December 6, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Prove it, hack me!
December 6, 2024 at 2:44 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I need answers. How am I supposed to feel about vampires?
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Battle theme - Seinfeld (SNES, NTSC-U/C, 1993)
November 23, 2024 at 3:41 AM
When I was a kid I thought the bumper sticker my neighbors had that said "One Man, One Woman" was about presidential candidates. My 8 year old brain was like "Oh yeah, we should totally make sure a woman runs for president."
November 22, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I won't let you down 🫡
November 21, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Yeah but my crash out would probably be funny
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Civil disobedience usually ends in punishment. The fact that she buckled before even the threat of reprisal was raised is cowardly. I already had reason enough to dislike her, but I figured she would at least pretend to give a shit about the rest of us.
November 21, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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National democratic party after losing an election
November 20, 2024 at 11:45 PM
"but what do you want sarah mcbride to do"

Go piss, girl.

At least make them do something about it before giving the fuck up.
November 20, 2024 at 10:24 PM
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Sarah McBride immediately capitulating to the likes of Marjorie Taylor Greene has to be one of the most disheartening things I have ever seen. What a fucking disgrace.
November 20, 2024 at 10:13 PM
Way to stick up for trans rights by capitulating without a fight.
November 20, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Clench your jaw. Drink only caffeine. Don’t go to bed until 3 AM. Forget to eat anything until 6 tonight and then eat 2.5 plates of pasta. We’re in this together.
November 20, 2024 at 4:42 PM
The boys are truly back in town
November 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Giving a kid birthday money in 2004: "Don't spend it all in one place!"

Giving a kid birthday money in 2024: "Don't spend it all on One Piece!"
November 20, 2024 at 4:00 AM