Ezbenson
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November 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Scorsese and Sandler should team up to make a biopic about Reggie Harding.
Scorsese because he makes the mid 1900s sing and Sandler because he loves ball.
Scorsese because he makes the mid 1900s sing and Sandler because he loves ball.
November 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Scorsese and Sandler should team up to make a biopic about Reggie Harding.
Scorsese because he makes the mid 1900s sing and Sandler because he loves ball.
Scorsese because he makes the mid 1900s sing and Sandler because he loves ball.
Gummies are so good with tacos
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Gummies are so good with tacos
If they ask where you’re from say America, if they don’t identify tell them you’re American and if they try to detain you use a gun and fight back. If you aren’t told who they are they’re average citizens and you are allowed to
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 AM
If they ask where you’re from say America, if they don’t identify tell them you’re American and if they try to detain you use a gun and fight back. If you aren’t told who they are they’re average citizens and you are allowed to
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Bring it down!!!
Alex Karp and Peter Thiel are two of the worst people on this planet running one of the most evil companies to ever exist—we should do whatever we can to make Palantir go bankrupt.
Palantir CEO Karp twice slams short sellers as stock suffers worst week since April
Palantir CEO Alex Karp twice confronted short sellers this week as the company's shares suffered a double-digit drop.
www.cnbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Bring it down!!!
I kind of love that MTV Unplugged has moved to NPR tiny desk
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I kind of love that MTV Unplugged has moved to NPR tiny desk
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Sorry for messing up Bass Pro Shops again, guys. I know the micro D was a bad look but this fight while I took a two hour shit was, unfortunately, my worst look.
November 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sorry for messing up Bass Pro Shops again, guys. I know the micro D was a bad look but this fight while I took a two hour shit was, unfortunately, my worst look.
Not to be too thirsty but Emily Fleming from Good Myrhical is an absolute queen
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not to be too thirsty but Emily Fleming from Good Myrhical is an absolute queen
It was supposed to be a nice sunset but it got eaten by fear
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It was supposed to be a nice sunset but it got eaten by fear
God, I can’t wait to be cremated so my looks aren’t so influential
November 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
God, I can’t wait to be cremated so my looks aren’t so influential
We should start a program that allows people to take over a death-row-sentenced guy’s time. And two people I know should take over the death part too
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 AM
We should start a program that allows people to take over a death-row-sentenced guy’s time. And two people I know should take over the death part too
Dating video: I lived through MySpace, ICQ, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, so Bluesky ain’t shit
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Dating video: I lived through MySpace, ICQ, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, so Bluesky ain’t shit
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Kristi Noem blasts “foreigners” for dangerous driving. According to the Rapid City Journal, that state’s court records show Noem had 20 speeding tickets dating back to 1989, alongside other violations, including failure to stop at an intersection and invalid license plates.
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Kristi Noem blasts “foreigners” for dangerous driving. According to the Rapid City Journal, that state’s court records show Noem had 20 speeding tickets dating back to 1989, alongside other violations, including failure to stop at an intersection and invalid license plates.
Being and “adult” just means you reached a point where you lost your sense of child-like innocence and joy.
So, what if that loss of innocence and joy happens when you’re 13? Or 10? Or whatever?
So, what if that loss of innocence and joy happens when you’re 13? Or 10? Or whatever?
November 3, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Being and “adult” just means you reached a point where you lost your sense of child-like innocence and joy.
So, what if that loss of innocence and joy happens when you’re 13? Or 10? Or whatever?
So, what if that loss of innocence and joy happens when you’re 13? Or 10? Or whatever?
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social what about a mockumentary based around Time Team?
October 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
@mrrickygervais.bsky.social what about a mockumentary based around Time Team?
I call it “Orange Chicken, Cinnamon-Apple Doughnut on Paper Plate”.
Not sure if I’m pregnant or high but this popped into my head and I had to make it. It was amazing
Not sure if I’m pregnant or high but this popped into my head and I had to make it. It was amazing
October 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I call it “Orange Chicken, Cinnamon-Apple Doughnut on Paper Plate”.
Not sure if I’m pregnant or high but this popped into my head and I had to make it. It was amazing
Not sure if I’m pregnant or high but this popped into my head and I had to make it. It was amazing
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Brian Allen
Crowds erupt as Zohran Mamdani takes the stage for his “New York Is Not For Sale” rally; the energy is electric, the chants are deafening, and the message is unmistakable: New Yorkers are done letting billionaires buy their city.😎💙😎💙😎💙😎
Crowds erupt as Zohran Mamdani takes the stage for his “New York Is Not For Sale” rally; the energy is electric, the chants are deafening, and the message is unmistakable: New Yorkers are done letting billionaires buy their city.😎💙😎💙😎💙😎
October 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Brian Allen
Crowds erupt as Zohran Mamdani takes the stage for his “New York Is Not For Sale” rally; the energy is electric, the chants are deafening, and the message is unmistakable: New Yorkers are done letting billionaires buy their city.😎💙😎💙😎💙😎
Crowds erupt as Zohran Mamdani takes the stage for his “New York Is Not For Sale” rally; the energy is electric, the chants are deafening, and the message is unmistakable: New Yorkers are done letting billionaires buy their city.😎💙😎💙😎💙😎
Who is the best “high-brow” writer to make their ideas understandable through “middle, or low-brow” writing?
October 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Who is the best “high-brow” writer to make their ideas understandable through “middle, or low-brow” writing?
Love how the 49ers “safeties” are the most dangerous people on the field.
October 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Love how the 49ers “safeties” are the most dangerous people on the field.
“Not sure you all know how good the 49ers could be if not for injuries for the last ten years.” Is what is say at the bar every Sunday for the last ten years.
October 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
“Not sure you all know how good the 49ers could be if not for injuries for the last ten years.” Is what is say at the bar every Sunday for the last ten years.
You ever meet a person that totally gets you then goes full Trump?
October 16, 2025 at 5:13 AM
You ever meet a person that totally gets you then goes full Trump?
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Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/
October 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/