Shannon
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Weird is not a pejorative.
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2026 is three weeks old and already Billy Joel could write an entire We Didn’t Start the Fire about it
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 PM
2026 is three weeks old and already Billy Joel could write an entire We Didn’t Start the Fire about it
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
I stopped watching football a few years ago (still and always will be an Eagles fan) but the Bills game was on at the restaurant earlier. And A) that was absolutley not a turnover. More importantly B) why were all the Bills fans at the restaurant so quiet?! Eagles fans would be losing their minds.
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I stopped watching football a few years ago (still and always will be an Eagles fan) but the Bills game was on at the restaurant earlier. And A) that was absolutley not a turnover. More importantly B) why were all the Bills fans at the restaurant so quiet?! Eagles fans would be losing their minds.
My friend texted me this morning saying, "What are you up to tonight? I either want to get dressed up and go to a fancy restaurant or order pizza and watch movies on the couch." I said I was up for either, but y'all know which one I'm hoping for. #couchpotato #winter #cocooning
January 17, 2026 at 8:15 PM
My friend texted me this morning saying, "What are you up to tonight? I either want to get dressed up and go to a fancy restaurant or order pizza and watch movies on the couch." I said I was up for either, but y'all know which one I'm hoping for. #couchpotato #winter #cocooning
I was thinking the other day how womens' poor self image often stems from their mothers. But I also had 3 brothers. I was Robert Plant because of my giant sideburns, Jimmy Durante...giant nose, Zim...giant cheeks (Don Zimmer), and Froggy...giant green eyes. Imagine that caricature. #gottalaugh
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I was thinking the other day how womens' poor self image often stems from their mothers. But I also had 3 brothers. I was Robert Plant because of my giant sideburns, Jimmy Durante...giant nose, Zim...giant cheeks (Don Zimmer), and Froggy...giant green eyes. Imagine that caricature. #gottalaugh
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY BEEN TWO WEEKS
January 13, 2026 at 1:39 PM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ONLY BEEN TWO WEEKS
Finally watching The American Revolution on PBS. Ken Burns and team worked on it for over a decade I think. The timing of its release couldn't have been more perfect. #tv #tvsky #revolution
January 11, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Finally watching The American Revolution on PBS. Ken Burns and team worked on it for over a decade I think. The timing of its release couldn't have been more perfect. #tv #tvsky #revolution
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A lot of people avoid politics because it’s overwhelming and they don’t want to be hopelessly depressed. So they check out and then check back in when it’s time for a presidential election. This is how we got to where we are now. We won’t get out of it until this changes.
January 10, 2026 at 5:10 AM
A lot of people avoid politics because it’s overwhelming and they don’t want to be hopelessly depressed. So they check out and then check back in when it’s time for a presidential election. This is how we got to where we are now. We won’t get out of it until this changes.
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Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
Like 9/11, most remember what we were doing when 1/6 happened. I was working, and, also like 9/11, our global team was concerned about us. Unlike 9/11 however was the immediate and long-term aftermath. Instead of bringing the world together, it tore us even further apart. It was so mishandled.
January 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Like 9/11, most remember what we were doing when 1/6 happened. I was working, and, also like 9/11, our global team was concerned about us. Unlike 9/11 however was the immediate and long-term aftermath. Instead of bringing the world together, it tore us even further apart. It was so mishandled.
That's what I get for reposting the original like two minutes ago.
...aaaaand we're back to not staying at Hilton. apnews.com/article/ice-...
Hilton, Minnesota hotel apologize for email canceling immigration agents' rooms
A Minnesota hotel that wouldn’t allow federal immigration agents to stay there this month is apologizing and saying the refusal violated its own policies.
apnews.com
January 6, 2026 at 2:06 AM
That's what I get for reposting the original like two minutes ago.
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Way to go Hilton!!!!
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Way to go Hilton!!!!
K, it's not very pretty but this "leftovers" soup is worth sharing (recipe in alt text). I think all my holiday food is finally gone. #cooking #food #soup #comfortfood
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
K, it's not very pretty but this "leftovers" soup is worth sharing (recipe in alt text). I think all my holiday food is finally gone. #cooking #food #soup #comfortfood
I put all their toys away, he takes them back out. Then plays with a totally different toy. He loves this game.
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I put all their toys away, he takes them back out. Then plays with a totally different toy. He loves this game.
(1/2) As a Gen X I have opinions about MTV. Not many of them good. In their heyday, videos were cool. But they also led to either the demise or non-start to so many careers because artists were "unattractive." The joke back then was that Janis Joplin would've never made it in the 80s 🧵
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
(1/2) As a Gen X I have opinions about MTV. Not many of them good. In their heyday, videos were cool. But they also led to either the demise or non-start to so many careers because artists were "unattractive." The joke back then was that Janis Joplin would've never made it in the 80s 🧵
Thanks to a movie post I saw scrolling discover this morning and being snowed in...currently watching...
December 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Thanks to a movie post I saw scrolling discover this morning and being snowed in...currently watching...
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
Have you ever gotten horseradish up your nose? Well. Until today, I hadn't either.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Have you ever gotten horseradish up your nose? Well. Until today, I hadn't either.