Vampiress On The 1060
@exvangelicalash.bsky.social
She/Her. Cis. Rising from the ashes of an evangelical li(f)e.
Geography student. Former evangelical youth minister, now exvangelical and deconstructing.
Loves: My girls, my cats, sports, food, wine, nature
Geography student. Former evangelical youth minister, now exvangelical and deconstructing.
Loves: My girls, my cats, sports, food, wine, nature
I once told our Pastor in conversation about our music director "she is really struggling with perimenopause this week. She just needs the weekend off."
Him, rolling his eyes: "Perimenopause? Heaven help us. why are women always coming up with new names for every little ache they get?"
Him, rolling his eyes: "Perimenopause? Heaven help us. why are women always coming up with new names for every little ache they get?"
Cheers to the women experiencing perimenopause. All the random awake hrs at night, night sweats, random days of anxiety, exhaustion, irritability, and weight gain. You were a Sub but now you're a Domme cause you just can't take any shit anymore. No wonder we don't feel like ourselves!
#StillKind
#StillKind
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I once told our Pastor in conversation about our music director "she is really struggling with perimenopause this week. She just needs the weekend off."
Him, rolling his eyes: "Perimenopause? Heaven help us. why are women always coming up with new names for every little ache they get?"
Him, rolling his eyes: "Perimenopause? Heaven help us. why are women always coming up with new names for every little ache they get?"
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Doing a #promosky today✨️
Follow, like, reskeet 🔄💙
Jessica | 44 | Cis | She/Her
• Movies 📽️
• Sims🎮
• Marvel
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• New Girl
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• Disney
• Relationships ❤️
• The Outdoors 🏕️
• The Office
• Parks and Rec
• Brooklyn99
• Food / FoodSky
• Momming / Parenting
• Transit 🚆
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Jessica | 44 | Cis | She/Her
• Movies 📽️
• Sims🎮
• Marvel
• Pixar
• Gilmore Girls
• New Girl
• Friends
• Disney
• Relationships ❤️
• The Outdoors 🏕️
• The Office
• Parks and Rec
• Brooklyn99
• Food / FoodSky
• Momming / Parenting
• Transit 🚆
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Doing a #promosky today✨️
Follow, like, reskeet 🔄💙
Jessica | 44 | Cis | She/Her
• Movies 📽️
• Sims🎮
• Marvel
• Pixar
• Gilmore Girls
• New Girl
• Friends
• Disney
• Relationships ❤️
• The Outdoors 🏕️
• The Office
• Parks and Rec
• Brooklyn99
• Food / FoodSky
• Momming / Parenting
• Transit 🚆
Follow, like, reskeet 🔄💙
Jessica | 44 | Cis | She/Her
• Movies 📽️
• Sims🎮
• Marvel
• Pixar
• Gilmore Girls
• New Girl
• Friends
• Disney
• Relationships ❤️
• The Outdoors 🏕️
• The Office
• Parks and Rec
• Brooklyn99
• Food / FoodSky
• Momming / Parenting
• Transit 🚆
The Conjuring and Hereditary
October 30, 2025 at 9:54 PM
The Conjuring and Hereditary
What is IVF these days? Like $25K a pop or something? Kind of a brilliant song choice.
"It's going to take money,
A whole lot of spending money
It's going to take plenty of money
to do it right child"
"It's going to take money,
A whole lot of spending money
It's going to take plenty of money
to do it right child"
I always ask my patients if they want a particular song playing in the background as we send them off to la la land. My first of the morning today chose this song. And it just set me in such a good mood the entire morning! Literally been dancing to it in my head #musicsky
youtu.be/_71w4UA2Oxo?...
youtu.be/_71w4UA2Oxo?...
George Harrison - Got My Mind Set On You (Version II)
YouTube video by GeorgeHarrisonVEVO
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October 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What is IVF these days? Like $25K a pop or something? Kind of a brilliant song choice.
"It's going to take money,
A whole lot of spending money
It's going to take plenty of money
to do it right child"
"It's going to take money,
A whole lot of spending money
It's going to take plenty of money
to do it right child"
A certain orange douchenugget just watched Oppenheimer
BREAKING: Trump orders the Pentagon to start testing nuclear weapons for the first time since 1992.
Trump orders Pentagon to begin testing nuclear weapons 'immediately'
The U.S. voluntarily halted nuclear explosive testing in 1992, though it has the ability to resume tests at a site in Nevada.
nbcnews.to
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A certain orange douchenugget just watched Oppenheimer
I had a fun witchy movie night with @saoirsethefirst.bsky.social last night, watching Hocus Pocus, Hocus Pocus 2, and Practical Magic. It did calm me for a while. But I woke up full of piss and vinegar ready to battle MAGA nitwits on their systemic starvation plans for the poor again
a woman says we might have to have a rumble in a room .
Alt: a woman says we might have to have a rumble in a room .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I had a fun witchy movie night with @saoirsethefirst.bsky.social last night, watching Hocus Pocus, Hocus Pocus 2, and Practical Magic. It did calm me for a while. But I woke up full of piss and vinegar ready to battle MAGA nitwits on their systemic starvation plans for the poor again
And for the "end government waste" crowd, here's a fact that will be poop in your Cheerios: SNAP is one of the most efficient government programs there is. For every 1 dollar in benefits distributed, it generates $1.80 in economic development
a woman sitting on a bed with the words it works like a charm
Alt: a woman sitting on a bed with the words it works like a charm
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October 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
And for the "end government waste" crowd, here's a fact that will be poop in your Cheerios: SNAP is one of the most efficient government programs there is. For every 1 dollar in benefits distributed, it generates $1.80 in economic development
I will never understand the logic of a working class person carrying the water for billionaires and politicians by beating up and ostracizing those who need government assistance for things like food and energy bills.
a woman says make it make sense in front of a sistas logo
Alt: a woman says make it make sense in front of a sistas logo
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October 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I will never understand the logic of a working class person carrying the water for billionaires and politicians by beating up and ostracizing those who need government assistance for things like food and energy bills.
Three things:
1. Nobody is "filling up their cart with Doritos and Oreos and paying with SNAP"
2. Who the fuck are you to tell people what to eat?
3. If taunting people who have less makes you feel like a "good Christian", then God bless. Enjoy your miserable fucking existence on this planet
1. Nobody is "filling up their cart with Doritos and Oreos and paying with SNAP"
2. Who the fuck are you to tell people what to eat?
3. If taunting people who have less makes you feel like a "good Christian", then God bless. Enjoy your miserable fucking existence on this planet
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Three things:
1. Nobody is "filling up their cart with Doritos and Oreos and paying with SNAP"
2. Who the fuck are you to tell people what to eat?
3. If taunting people who have less makes you feel like a "good Christian", then God bless. Enjoy your miserable fucking existence on this planet
1. Nobody is "filling up their cart with Doritos and Oreos and paying with SNAP"
2. Who the fuck are you to tell people what to eat?
3. If taunting people who have less makes you feel like a "good Christian", then God bless. Enjoy your miserable fucking existence on this planet
Last night, as part of our spooky season viewing, we watched “something wicked this way comes“ (1983) and “Coraline“ (009).
Coraline was delightful! I gave it 5-stars… Absolutely loved it.
Something Wicked was OK. Slow start, strong sucking act. Creepy AF, but enjoyable. 3- stars.
#filmsky
Coraline was delightful! I gave it 5-stars… Absolutely loved it.
Something Wicked was OK. Slow start, strong sucking act. Creepy AF, but enjoyable. 3- stars.
#filmsky
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Last night, as part of our spooky season viewing, we watched “something wicked this way comes“ (1983) and “Coraline“ (009).
Coraline was delightful! I gave it 5-stars… Absolutely loved it.
Something Wicked was OK. Slow start, strong sucking act. Creepy AF, but enjoyable. 3- stars.
#filmsky
Coraline was delightful! I gave it 5-stars… Absolutely loved it.
Something Wicked was OK. Slow start, strong sucking act. Creepy AF, but enjoyable. 3- stars.
#filmsky
Did community trick-or-treat with @saoirsethefirst.bsky.social and my nephew today. I've lived in this town for 10 months. I had no idea how many cute coffee shops, bookstores, and smoothie shops our town village has! Totally different perspective on foot walking around, and not just driving through
a woman is getting her hair done and says small towns yay !
Alt: a woman is getting her hair done and says small towns yay !
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October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Did community trick-or-treat with @saoirsethefirst.bsky.social and my nephew today. I've lived in this town for 10 months. I had no idea how many cute coffee shops, bookstores, and smoothie shops our town village has! Totally different perspective on foot walking around, and not just driving through
I just watched Weapons. Holy shit! I don’t give many f5– star reviews, especially to horror movies. But this was my kind of horror movie! About as flawless as a movie you can get. #filmsky
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I just watched Weapons. Holy shit! I don’t give many f5– star reviews, especially to horror movies. But this was my kind of horror movie! About as flawless as a movie you can get. #filmsky
Every week I lead an interfaith support group for teenagers and young adults trying to navigate their sexuality and faith, and let's be honest this fucked up world.
I bring donuts, candy, and coffee.
They talk.
I listen. Sometimes I offer guidance and advice.
It's a good gig.
I bring donuts, candy, and coffee.
They talk.
I listen. Sometimes I offer guidance and advice.
It's a good gig.
a netflix ad shows two girls talking to each other
Alt: a netflix ad shows two girls talking to each other
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October 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Every week I lead an interfaith support group for teenagers and young adults trying to navigate their sexuality and faith, and let's be honest this fucked up world.
I bring donuts, candy, and coffee.
They talk.
I listen. Sometimes I offer guidance and advice.
It's a good gig.
I bring donuts, candy, and coffee.
They talk.
I listen. Sometimes I offer guidance and advice.
It's a good gig.
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God is love and cannot, by definition, hate, and a world without love would be unlivable, so... if you push me... the latter (in the sense that discovering love is without meaning would be truly devastating).
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
God is love and cannot, by definition, hate, and a world without love would be unlivable, so... if you push me... the latter (in the sense that discovering love is without meaning would be truly devastating).
My #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday.
My film exploration journey has slowed a bit as I am streaming some shows and starting to have a romantic life.
I'll let you decide which of these I watched while nannying 🤣 #filmsky
My film exploration journey has slowed a bit as I am streaming some shows and starting to have a romantic life.
I'll let you decide which of these I watched while nannying 🤣 #filmsky
October 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday.
My film exploration journey has slowed a bit as I am streaming some shows and starting to have a romantic life.
I'll let you decide which of these I watched while nannying 🤣 #filmsky
My film exploration journey has slowed a bit as I am streaming some shows and starting to have a romantic life.
I'll let you decide which of these I watched while nannying 🤣 #filmsky
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So the Louvre got robbed and I still need a manager to unlock the deodorant cabinet at CVS?
OK 😒
OK 😒
October 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So the Louvre got robbed and I still need a manager to unlock the deodorant cabinet at CVS?
OK 😒
OK 😒
A Day Without Rain - Enya
Soaking in a warm fragrant bath bomb, a glass of red wine in hand, immersed in warm candlelight, and listening to this album start to finish = my zen #selfcare
Soaking in a warm fragrant bath bomb, a glass of red wine in hand, immersed in warm candlelight, and listening to this album start to finish = my zen #selfcare
October 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A Day Without Rain - Enya
Soaking in a warm fragrant bath bomb, a glass of red wine in hand, immersed in warm candlelight, and listening to this album start to finish = my zen #selfcare
Soaking in a warm fragrant bath bomb, a glass of red wine in hand, immersed in warm candlelight, and listening to this album start to finish = my zen #selfcare
One thing I cannot STAND is food shaming / nutrition shaming of parents.
I used to live in a community with quite a few struggling financially. I would meet with young moms coming to the church for assistance. They would shame over what they could give their families.
I used to live in a community with quite a few struggling financially. I would meet with young moms coming to the church for assistance. They would shame over what they could give their families.
October 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
One thing I cannot STAND is food shaming / nutrition shaming of parents.
I used to live in a community with quite a few struggling financially. I would meet with young moms coming to the church for assistance. They would shame over what they could give their families.
I used to live in a community with quite a few struggling financially. I would meet with young moms coming to the church for assistance. They would shame over what they could give their families.
I've been feeling this one lately. A movie that just screams autumn and cozy sweaters. And reminds me of a simrr timrwhen a leading man didn't have to look like an Evans or Hemsworth but could be a Crystal
October 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I've been feeling this one lately. A movie that just screams autumn and cozy sweaters. And reminds me of a simrr timrwhen a leading man didn't have to look like an Evans or Hemsworth but could be a Crystal
Having spent the last 15 years in a southern "Christ is King" town where the practice of Halloween was discouraged, and now living in their northeast town where every single house has skeletons, goblins, zombies, etc. on their lawns really is something. But I am loving Halloween here!
a skeleton is standing with its arms crossed on a black background with smault 2.3 on the bottom
ALT: a skeleton is standing with its arms crossed on a black background with smault 2.3 on the bottom
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October 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Having spent the last 15 years in a southern "Christ is King" town where the practice of Halloween was discouraged, and now living in their northeast town where every single house has skeletons, goblins, zombies, etc. on their lawns really is something. But I am loving Halloween here!
My favorite thing about the nights I babysit my nephew is bedtime story time. Makes me want to have littles again!
Love the Mo Willems books! The Elephant and Piggie books are always a crowd pleaser! #booksky #readingrainbow #momsky #parentsky
Love the Mo Willems books! The Elephant and Piggie books are always a crowd pleaser! #booksky #readingrainbow #momsky #parentsky
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My favorite thing about the nights I babysit my nephew is bedtime story time. Makes me want to have littles again!
Love the Mo Willems books! The Elephant and Piggie books are always a crowd pleaser! #booksky #readingrainbow #momsky #parentsky
Love the Mo Willems books! The Elephant and Piggie books are always a crowd pleaser! #booksky #readingrainbow #momsky #parentsky
Without saying Top Secret!, fav Val Kilmer FIlm?
At First Sight
At First Sight
October 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Without saying Top Secret!, fav Val Kilmer FIlm?
At First Sight
At First Sight
Moulin Rouge!
October 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Moulin Rouge!