Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat
@expatrob462.bsky.social
I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob.
I don't think...
I don't think...
Pinned
I am "Goonies," "Short Circuit," and the BMX movie "RAD" years old.
I remember a time when all you had to do was unscrew the air filter and spray some carb cleaner in there.
And poof all your troubles were over.
And poof all your troubles were over.
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I remember a time when all you had to do was unscrew the air filter and spray some carb cleaner in there.
And poof all your troubles were over.
And poof all your troubles were over.
MTG is dumb enough to think she's smart enough to fool us.
She isn't.
/wait, no. She is. But not. Not like, I mean... (divides by three)
She isn't.
/wait, no. She is. But not. Not like, I mean... (divides by three)
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
MTG is dumb enough to think she's smart enough to fool us.
She isn't.
/wait, no. She is. But not. Not like, I mean... (divides by three)
She isn't.
/wait, no. She is. But not. Not like, I mean... (divides by three)
I wish I were in Key West right about meow.
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I wish I were in Key West right about meow.
It's really weird to look at the Drumph cabinet and dwell on the fact I'm 19 years older than these soulless fucks who just gave up their lives and personalities because they enjoy being assholes to anyone they can punch down toward.
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's really weird to look at the Drumph cabinet and dwell on the fact I'm 19 years older than these soulless fucks who just gave up their lives and personalities because they enjoy being assholes to anyone they can punch down toward.
I don't think "al dente" is an actual thing.
Pasta can be undercooked, obviously
And it can be boiled to oblivion. We agree here
But "al dente" is just a bullshit term you use to intimidate people like you have some secret knowledge of how to cook noodles better than the rest of us gʻ
Pasta can be undercooked, obviously
And it can be boiled to oblivion. We agree here
But "al dente" is just a bullshit term you use to intimidate people like you have some secret knowledge of how to cook noodles better than the rest of us gʻ
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don't think "al dente" is an actual thing.
Pasta can be undercooked, obviously
And it can be boiled to oblivion. We agree here
But "al dente" is just a bullshit term you use to intimidate people like you have some secret knowledge of how to cook noodles better than the rest of us gʻ
Pasta can be undercooked, obviously
And it can be boiled to oblivion. We agree here
But "al dente" is just a bullshit term you use to intimidate people like you have some secret knowledge of how to cook noodles better than the rest of us gʻ
I'm just going to give up on any hope I ever had in life and buy a Flowbee
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I'm just going to give up on any hope I ever had in life and buy a Flowbee
And yet no one is reporting on this
Legacy media is dead.
/actually this is a fun story
www.today.com/food/dum-dum...
Legacy media is dead.
/actually this is a fun story
www.today.com/food/dum-dum...
Here, at last, is the secret behind Dum Dums' mystery flavor
If you have an outstanding palate, you might be able to guess what's in that wrapper.
www.today.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And yet no one is reporting on this
Legacy media is dead.
/actually this is a fun story
www.today.com/food/dum-dum...
Legacy media is dead.
/actually this is a fun story
www.today.com/food/dum-dum...
The Scaramucci is actually a Wikipedia entry.
I get bored some times.
I get bored some times.
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The Scaramucci is actually a Wikipedia entry.
I get bored some times.
I get bored some times.
I mean, c'mon.
You know you wanna.
You know you wanna.
November 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I mean, c'mon.
You know you wanna.
You know you wanna.
I'm kinda curious about the ratio of lives saved vs. trips to the doctor because someone fell and broke their arm trying to replace a low battery on a smoke detector.
I'd give 8:1 odds.
I'd give 8:1 odds.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'm kinda curious about the ratio of lives saved vs. trips to the doctor because someone fell and broke their arm trying to replace a low battery on a smoke detector.
I'd give 8:1 odds.
I'd give 8:1 odds.
If life were fair?
You could buy a shamrock shake in June if you wanted one.
You could buy a shamrock shake in June if you wanted one.
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If life were fair?
You could buy a shamrock shake in June if you wanted one.
You could buy a shamrock shake in June if you wanted one.
Maybe it's just me, but maybe people in North Carolina seeing the aurora borealis isn't the greatest thing?
Call me a skeptic or a "half empty" kind of guy.
But people in f*cking Nashville shouldn't be seeing the Nothern Lights.
That's not normal, right?
Call me a skeptic or a "half empty" kind of guy.
But people in f*cking Nashville shouldn't be seeing the Nothern Lights.
That's not normal, right?
November 22, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Maybe it's just me, but maybe people in North Carolina seeing the aurora borealis isn't the greatest thing?
Call me a skeptic or a "half empty" kind of guy.
But people in f*cking Nashville shouldn't be seeing the Nothern Lights.
That's not normal, right?
Call me a skeptic or a "half empty" kind of guy.
But people in f*cking Nashville shouldn't be seeing the Nothern Lights.
That's not normal, right?
Look, love?I appreciate you.
But the moment you start bringing home Lords a leapin' and Turtle Doves? We need to have a talk about boundaries.
But the moment you start bringing home Lords a leapin' and Turtle Doves? We need to have a talk about boundaries.
November 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Look, love?I appreciate you.
But the moment you start bringing home Lords a leapin' and Turtle Doves? We need to have a talk about boundaries.
But the moment you start bringing home Lords a leapin' and Turtle Doves? We need to have a talk about boundaries.
The mystery of the Publix sub.
I can't accurately report and tell an unbiased tale. I know first-hand why they are the greatest sandwiches you can purchase from a grocery store.
But many others know the truth.
I can't accurately report and tell an unbiased tale. I know first-hand why they are the greatest sandwiches you can purchase from a grocery store.
But many others know the truth.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The mystery of the Publix sub.
I can't accurately report and tell an unbiased tale. I know first-hand why they are the greatest sandwiches you can purchase from a grocery store.
But many others know the truth.
I can't accurately report and tell an unbiased tale. I know first-hand why they are the greatest sandwiches you can purchase from a grocery store.
But many others know the truth.
If I were to go to a family Tday dinner and it wasn't corn out of a can, gray out of a jar, canned cranberry jelly, Hawaiin rolls out of a bag etc. And instead it was a bunch of homemade dishes?
I'd almost feel betrayed.
Who are you, and what have you done with my family?
I'd almost feel betrayed.
Who are you, and what have you done with my family?
November 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
If I were to go to a family Tday dinner and it wasn't corn out of a can, gray out of a jar, canned cranberry jelly, Hawaiin rolls out of a bag etc. And instead it was a bunch of homemade dishes?
I'd almost feel betrayed.
Who are you, and what have you done with my family?
I'd almost feel betrayed.
Who are you, and what have you done with my family?
I didn't have a great week. Wasn't even a passable week.
It was a horrible week.
Just going to pour beer on it, and stay in bed all damned day tomorrow.
F*ck the entirety of this whole week.
Except the Drumph falling in love with Mamdani thing. That makes me kinda happy
😊
It was a horrible week.
Just going to pour beer on it, and stay in bed all damned day tomorrow.
F*ck the entirety of this whole week.
Except the Drumph falling in love with Mamdani thing. That makes me kinda happy
😊
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I didn't have a great week. Wasn't even a passable week.
It was a horrible week.
Just going to pour beer on it, and stay in bed all damned day tomorrow.
F*ck the entirety of this whole week.
Except the Drumph falling in love with Mamdani thing. That makes me kinda happy
😊
It was a horrible week.
Just going to pour beer on it, and stay in bed all damned day tomorrow.
F*ck the entirety of this whole week.
Except the Drumph falling in love with Mamdani thing. That makes me kinda happy
😊
This.
Whatever meds they had Trump on yesterday are the ones they need to keep him on.
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This.
Considering lasers don't emit any sound at all (maybe a slight hum), there was someone, one person years before lasers were an actual thing who went into a movie or TV studio and single-handedly decided lasers were going to sound like *pew pew pew* and we've just accepted that for 3 generations.
November 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Considering lasers don't emit any sound at all (maybe a slight hum), there was someone, one person years before lasers were an actual thing who went into a movie or TV studio and single-handedly decided lasers were going to sound like *pew pew pew* and we've just accepted that for 3 generations.
If you're ever bored?
There's a "History of Cheese" Wikipedia.
There's a "History of Cheese" Wikipedia.
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you're ever bored?
There's a "History of Cheese" Wikipedia.
There's a "History of Cheese" Wikipedia.
Walking back from the grocery store tonight I saw an ambulance parked out in front of my building with the back doors open, and I thought "aw, crap. I hope they aren't here for me..."
But they're gone now. And I didn't see them wheeling me out on a stretcher. So, everything's probably good.
But they're gone now. And I didn't see them wheeling me out on a stretcher. So, everything's probably good.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Walking back from the grocery store tonight I saw an ambulance parked out in front of my building with the back doors open, and I thought "aw, crap. I hope they aren't here for me..."
But they're gone now. And I didn't see them wheeling me out on a stretcher. So, everything's probably good.
But they're gone now. And I didn't see them wheeling me out on a stretcher. So, everything's probably good.
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Not one single one of us knew what this was for.
But we all had them. Now everyone is like "omg microplastics!!"
Your Aunt bought this as a Christmas gift for you in 1995.
But we all had them. Now everyone is like "omg microplastics!!"
Your Aunt bought this as a Christmas gift for you in 1995.
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Not one single one of us knew what this was for.
But we all had them. Now everyone is like "omg microplastics!!"
Your Aunt bought this as a Christmas gift for you in 1995.
But we all had them. Now everyone is like "omg microplastics!!"
Your Aunt bought this as a Christmas gift for you in 1995.
The world has too many Tuesdays.
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The world has too many Tuesdays.
So I read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
That guy can kiss my molten lava ass.
That guy can kiss my molten lava ass.
November 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
So I read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie
That guy can kiss my molten lava ass.
That guy can kiss my molten lava ass.