Three tiny Robs in a trenchcoat
@expatrob462.bsky.social
I'm *a* Rob. I'm not *THE* Rob.
I don't think...
I don't think...
Pinned
I am "Goonies," "Short Circuit," and the BMX movie "RAD" years old.
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Getting woken up by my cringe fail cat, who tried to jump up to sit on my headboard and missed and landed on my head…
February 6, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Getting woken up by my cringe fail cat, who tried to jump up to sit on my headboard and missed and landed on my head…
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Food takes are all ridiculous. Food is ridiculous. Oh you’re craving some specific dish? Grow up and drink a beer.
February 5, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Food takes are all ridiculous. Food is ridiculous. Oh you’re craving some specific dish? Grow up and drink a beer.
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Mitch McConnell is in the hospital for those that celebrate.
February 4, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Mitch McConnell is in the hospital for those that celebrate.
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In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 PM
In the days since the latest Epstein files release, international officials have resigned. France and Poland are opening investigations into sex trafficking and child exploitation.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
And the United States has had this shit for years and have done fuck all.
Our DOJ is complicit in sex trafficking.
There are far too many hours in any given day.
February 1, 2026 at 4:10 PM
There are far too many hours in any given day.
I like the idea of Naval Captains waging war like "H-4. Fire"
February 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I like the idea of Naval Captains waging war like "H-4. Fire"
You guys, seriously. Seriously guys...
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
You guys, seriously. Seriously guys...
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
This seat has a FUCKING SAFE.
Not making this up. My seat has a fucking safe in it.
Like I'm traveling with gold bullion or diamonds from Antwerp or something.
I have LITERALLY been in aiports/ planes all damn day.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
February 1, 2026 at 12:07 PM
I have LITERALLY been in aiports/ planes all damn day.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
How in the hell did I get a pebble in my shoe?
I swear God hates me and just likes to fuck with me.
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George Carlin always nailed it.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
George Carlin always nailed it.
There are too many people at this airport.
February 1, 2026 at 11:14 AM
There are too many people at this airport.
There's something inherently weird about being a guy.
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
February 1, 2026 at 10:17 AM
There's something inherently weird about being a guy.
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
I can watch a sport like downhill skiing, knowing fully well these people have trained their entire lives and are in far better shape than I ever could be.
And just be like "I could totally do that."
That's what being a guy is like. It's weird
I mean, sure. Who doesn't want some sulfur dioxide with their burgers?
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 AM
I mean, sure. Who doesn't want some sulfur dioxide with their burgers?
Having a Heinekin at 9:45 in the a.m.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Having a Heinekin at 9:45 in the a.m.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
Have business class all to myself.
Probably departed Ashgabat for the last time. I have no idea where this weird life is going to take me. But there's definitely a pit stop in Amsterdam for awhile.
Wish me luck.
Just in case anyone was wondering?
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Just in case anyone was wondering?
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.
The Rays will operate with the budget of a St. Cloud diner and will still fuck your shit up.
The guy has made like $1.4 BILLION since getting back in office.
He still wears that one shitty blue suit every fucking day
He still wears that one shitty blue suit every fucking day
January 31, 2026 at 1:55 PM
The guy has made like $1.4 BILLION since getting back in office.
He still wears that one shitty blue suit every fucking day
He still wears that one shitty blue suit every fucking day
Whelp. Let's see what stupid shit he's up to now...
*turns on TV*
*turns on TV*
January 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Whelp. Let's see what stupid shit he's up to now...
*turns on TV*
*turns on TV*
All of these "Never Trump" Reaganite pieces of shit can all go to hell.
Freeze this guy out. Stop reposting his BS.
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
All of these "Never Trump" Reaganite pieces of shit can all go to hell.
I haven't seen "Melania" yet so no spoilers, please.
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I haven't seen "Melania" yet so no spoilers, please.
6000 miles away.
And every time I see Chuck Shumer's smug f*cking face I genuinely want to punch him.
Hard.
F*ck I hate that piece of sh*t
And every time I see Chuck Shumer's smug f*cking face I genuinely want to punch him.
Hard.
F*ck I hate that piece of sh*t
January 31, 2026 at 12:07 PM
6000 miles away.
And every time I see Chuck Shumer's smug f*cking face I genuinely want to punch him.
Hard.
F*ck I hate that piece of sh*t
And every time I see Chuck Shumer's smug f*cking face I genuinely want to punch him.
Hard.
F*ck I hate that piece of sh*t
My entire life fits in a 45 kg suitcase.
*sigh*
*sigh*
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 AM
My entire life fits in a 45 kg suitcase.
*sigh*
*sigh*
I should start delivering pizzas.
If my online research is in any way accurate those guys have a much healthier sex life than I do.
If my online research is in any way accurate those guys have a much healthier sex life than I do.
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 AM
I should start delivering pizzas.
If my online research is in any way accurate those guys have a much healthier sex life than I do.
If my online research is in any way accurate those guys have a much healthier sex life than I do.
Yeah, I've seen "Event Horizon."
I'll keep my fat ass firmly planted at 9.81m/s2
Fuck that.
I'll keep my fat ass firmly planted at 9.81m/s2
Fuck that.
January 31, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Yeah, I've seen "Event Horizon."
I'll keep my fat ass firmly planted at 9.81m/s2
Fuck that.
I'll keep my fat ass firmly planted at 9.81m/s2
Fuck that.
Is it still January?
January 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Is it still January?
Few things in life are more satisfying than packing up your shit.
January 31, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Few things in life are more satisfying than packing up your shit.
I am, intentionally like 6,000 miles away from Tucker Carlson.
But yet, there he is. On my TV screen.
Fuck.
But yet, there he is. On my TV screen.
Fuck.
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I am, intentionally like 6,000 miles away from Tucker Carlson.
But yet, there he is. On my TV screen.
Fuck.
But yet, there he is. On my TV screen.
Fuck.