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easily mistaken for a Pedro Pascal fan account | old enough to remember erotic 3D Doritos commercials | chronically horny
when you make it to the Epilogue parts of RDR2
June 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
me leaving the Saint Denis tailor the second I get a few dollars in my satchel #rdr2 #rdr2isforthegirlies
June 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
pov me doin a robbery murder in RDR2
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Arthur Morgan and Albert Mason are so incredibly gay for each other oh my word
May 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
pov me playing RDR2
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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More from Cannes.
May 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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I swear I care, I'm just the group chat cryptid. I see it all, I just have nothing to contribute.

Like a thing that lives in your walls, but instead of trying to drain you of your sanity and will to live, I just leave emojis on things.
May 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Pedro Pascal photographed at the ‘EDDINGTON’ premiere during #Cannes2025. 📷
May 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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peaceful sleeps
#art
May 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Toni Collette and Hello Kitty share a birthday. Now you know.
May 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
can’t wait for the new Pope to dap up his fellow Chicagoan Obama
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
look at this slut in his low cut top 😩 I yearnnnnnn
Chris Evans, Dakota Johnson and Pedro Pascal for #Materialists press. 📷
April 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ALL I DO WATCHING TLOU IS FUCKIN CRY I HATE THIS SHOW
April 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Pedro Pascal dunking on JK Rowling makes me love him even more. Also obsessed with his capitalization choice when he said “heinous LOSER behavior.” He’s unapologetic and consistent in his support for the trans community, and it’s one of the many reasons I am ride or die for that man.
April 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Pedro Pascal, Bella Ramsey & Kaitlyn Dever cover the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly. 🎥

🔗 bit.ly/4lBH6xk
April 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
also when Abby said her dad was defenseless I so wish Joel had been like “actually he wasn’t unarmed bc he grabbed a scalpel like an idiot to face off against a deranged looking man with a gun so idk how smart your doctor dad actually was tbh”
April 21, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I know TLOU2 is meant to make us empathize with Abby, but I cannot fucking do it. Sorry but I haven’t learned my lesson and it’s on fuckin sight for that bitch
April 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
why do they keep putting my baby Pedro in SpongeBob’s squeaky boots 😭 like plz even a diff color would do
April 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
them: so are you normal about That Man, or…?

me: lmao yeah he’s just a fictional character

also me, choosing which bottle of Coke to buy:
April 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
when Joel said Dina is not even his daughter [but still shows him respect] and Gail responded “neither is Ellie” whewwwww oml his expression I was like you in danger girl don’t press that button too hard you can’t tell that man Ellie isn’t his kid #tlou #tlouS2
April 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Joel openly talking about Sarah to Dina about how he and Sarah never got as far as her being 19, so this is just his and Ellie’s rusty first attempt at not-dad/not-daughter relationship growing pains that just needs a little work had me 😭 #tlou #tlouS2
April 14, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Release schedule for #TheLastOfUs S2 🧟‍♂️
April 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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New look at Pedro Pascal and Joaquin Phoenix in Ari Aster’s ‘EDDINGTON’. 📷

Also starring Emma Stone and Austin Butler.
April 10, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Rhea Ripley sitting on my face would really do wonders for my mental health
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
so that’s how White Lotus ended and now I only have a week to prepare for TLOU season 2???? I guess just fuck me up, HBO 🧍‍♀️
April 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM