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easily mistaken for a Pedro Pascal fan account | old enough to remember erotic 3D Doritos commercials | chronically horny
when you make it to the Epilogue parts of RDR2
June 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
me leaving the Saint Denis tailor the second I get a few dollars in my satchel #rdr2 #rdr2isforthegirlies
June 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
pov me doin a robbery murder in RDR2
May 29, 2025 at 10:53 PM
pov me playing RDR2
May 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
ALL I DO WATCHING TLOU IS FUCKIN CRY I HATE THIS SHOW
April 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
them: so are you normal about That Man, or…?

me: lmao yeah he’s just a fictional character

also me, choosing which bottle of Coke to buy:
April 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
so that’s how White Lotus ended and now I only have a week to prepare for TLOU season 2???? I guess just fuck me up, HBO 🧍‍♀️
April 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
hbd to my baby Pedro 💜 such a bright light in such a chaotic, hateful world
April 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
not to mention these big ass brown cow eyes looking at you like this over dinner??????
March 18, 2025 at 8:16 PM
March 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
wow can’t believe they released this still of the final scene for TLOU season 2 haha now we all know that Joel and Ellie fix their relationship and everything is fine and they live out their entire lives happily in Jackson
March 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
holy fucking shit I am drooling from places #tlou2
March 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
HELPPPPPP 😭 #tlous2
March 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
when I say I’m nostalgic, this is what I mean
February 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
when the terraforming and island design gets tough, I have my man to encourage me to keep going #ACNH
February 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
make it illegal for men to have access to podcast equipment, with one exception
February 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
when somebody thinks ADHD is just, like, forgetting your keys so you have to run back inside to get them, but it’s actually that but also shit like trying to make a safe left turn while this is blasting full volume in your head repeatedly
February 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
his nose. that’s it that’s the post.
January 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
every time a new pic of Pedro comes out im just
January 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
January 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
deleted my TikTok and Meta accounts bc I'm not interested in state run media
January 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
welp.
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Detective #TimRockford is the only time you’ll see me being “teehee ACAB sometimes ig 🤭”
January 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I like seeing you here
January 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM