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“men used to go to war”
lady, i am at war with myself every second of every day
December 30, 2024 at 12:42 AM
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hard
December 21, 2024 at 10:34 PM
instead of setting a realistic alarm for the morning i like to set several unrealistic alarms so that i can start my day frustrated and hating myself just as Our Good Lord intended
December 22, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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Number 1 goose fan
December 22, 2024 at 2:25 AM
December 21, 2024 at 9:56 PM
December 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
still not sure about this place; still can’t post videos so what am i supposed to do with my slutty little guitar videos
December 21, 2024 at 2:57 PM
December 21, 2024 at 6:25 AM
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it’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this
December 12, 2024 at 3:15 PM
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if ur wondering what to get me for Christmas I’m a size XL in attention
December 20, 2024 at 5:06 PM
December 21, 2024 at 5:10 AM
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the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen
December 20, 2024 at 11:17 PM
i wear glasses now
August 25, 2023 at 6:47 PM
August 18, 2023 at 2:34 AM
some of u r famous
August 15, 2023 at 5:14 AM
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🎶 ya gotta have ,, friends 🎶
August 14, 2023 at 5:20 AM
i saw two shooting stars tonight :)
August 15, 2023 at 5:11 AM
pussy posting
July 31, 2023 at 4:04 AM
this is your infrequent reminder that i compose music and have a couple somewhat recent releases, a huge back catalogue, and new stuff on the way

https://open.spotify.com/artist/5HmmO68TqPTvNoeft8laqZ?si=yVYYrFZFTgG_oMg6FcVuww
July 24, 2023 at 4:22 PM
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i feel like i could find better ways to spend billions of dollars like developing a luxury cowboy hat brand for bunnies or something
July 24, 2023 at 4:14 PM
does anyone know of anybody in need of a code? i tweeted about having one and nobody bit so i figured i’d ask here
July 22, 2023 at 7:41 PM
July 21, 2023 at 6:46 PM