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UGS | EXCELSIOR! @excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social · Apr 23
They should verify me on here. There's no reason to other than I'll probably get my actual tag for a username
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ugsgaming.bsky.social
Congrats to Metroid for taking first place out of 10 entrants in Ultimate at Tripoint 304!

🥇 Sisyphus
🥈 Starman
🥉 Tomwardo
🏅 PSploshe
🏅 Bakin
🏅 @excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
🏅 ManLiGi
🏅 Hammer

Bracket: www.start.gg/tournament/t...
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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zahiraines.bsky.social
INKTOBER Day 22: BUTTION

Please don't. Person on the left is one of my friends, lol

~ Day 22:
- Mapping Pen
- Gradient (foreground to transparent)

#inktober #inktoberBUTTON #inktober2025BUTTON #inktober2025 #inktoberchallenge #art #fuckAI
October 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
Hunting Shiny Tyrunt on Legends ZA and I've run into... quite a few Alphas
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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dreaddbound.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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ugsgaming.bsky.social
Congrats to Hammer for taking first place out of 7 entrants in Ultimate at Tripoint 298!

🥇 Hammer
🥈 Haus
🥉 @kaiserblu.bsky.social
🏅 @excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
🏅 @pyroace.bsky.social
🏅 Flaming87
🏅 @serrisfroon.bsky.social

Bracket: www.start.gg/tournament/t...
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
Despite the fact that I've never actually played Undertale, the line "Despite everything, it's still you," will forever resonate with me.
October 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
You can do anything if you play Minecraft
October 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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ugsgaming.bsky.social
Congrats to UGS | Sir Dank for taking first place out of 10 entrants in Ultimate at Tripoint 296!

🥇 @sirdank.bsky.social
🥈 Hammer
🥉 Soya
🏅 @excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
🏅 flaming87
🏅 PSploshe
🏅 Ava
🏅 Oda

Bracket: www.start.gg/tournament/t...
September 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
This show can't be allowed to be this funny bro.
September 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
Joss Whedon be dammed that predator can write
September 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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ugsgaming.bsky.social
Tripoint 300, October 17th. Mark your calendars.

Full announcement coming soon™️
September 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
Here's my monthly Blusky post how's it going y'all
August 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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cullyhamner.bsky.social
My point is this: It's NOT a distraction strategy, which is about misdirection. Rather, it's meant to *overwhelm*. It's not meant to make you spend your energy somewhere other than the "real" fight; it's meant to *exhaust* and make opposition simply shut down and NOT fight at all.
August 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
I gotta watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. How have I never watched Buffy the Vampire slayer?
July 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
bluesky is boring guys there isn’t even an AI chatbot that tells you to worship hitler
July 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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ugsgaming.bsky.social
Congrats to CoolKid85 for taking first place out of 17 entrants in Ultimate at Tripoint 285!

🥇 @zajackristian.bsky.social
🥈 Starman
🥉 LFA
🏅 DrMichaelBay
🏅 @kaiserblu.bsky.social
🏅 Trifecta
🏅 @excels10r.bsky.social
🏅 John

Bracket: www.start.gg/tournament/t...
July 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
I truly do want to be on this platform more but my tl isn't funny enough yet.
July 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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atrupar.com
Mamdani on "globalize the intifada": "That's not language that I used. The language that I used and the language that I will continue to use to lead the city is that which speaks clearly to my intent, which is an intent grounded in a belief in universal human rights."
June 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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ginkgocrown.bsky.social
flirting VS harassment
June 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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kjez.bsky.social
Im spending my 34th sitting in the corner at a smash tournament, ruining the vibe by reminding all the players of aging, illness and death.
May 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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aurorashelf.gay
boy the girlcott
May 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
excelsiorspeaks.bsky.social
They should verify me on here. There's no reason to other than I'll probably get my actual tag for a username
April 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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bolshevikmilf.bsky.social
"you can't use violence against fascists because it just causes them to crack down more" is both cope and pathetic defeatism but also extremely stupid. the fascists don't need real violence to crack down. they never have and never do. stop surrendering in advance just because you personally are fine
April 9, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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gtea.bsky.social
Turns out it's hard to "ignore politics and just play the set!" When some folks' politics literally contribute to the set being unplayable.
April 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM