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a mentally unstable british poet and programmer who is unreasonably into werewolves. I water the Yew trees.
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brand new diner serves coke the normal way
October 23, 1927 at 3:27 AM
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If you're not gonna write helpful alt text just don't write alt text at all
Alt text is supposed to describe the image
December 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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tis the october season
October 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Stay vigilant. I would never solicit money.

Thanks @voxdafox.newgrounds.com!
⚠️WARNING⚠️

@spacecowboy17.bsky.social IS THE ONLY HANDLE SC has, do not trust any paypal links from others,

REPORT ANY FAKE ACCOUNTS
December 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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gotta keep the conversation alive somehow
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Really couldn't care less what platform you end up on — fediverse or ATProto — we can figure out the interoperability semantics later, but for the love of god... stop using X.
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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same bigotry is just a bad signifier of a person
i block/mute ppl who are weird about men in other people's replies.
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the atproto signal chat is going off so fast.
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The fact that most atproto people use Signal and most crypto people use Telegram tells you pretty much everything you need to know
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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why are you polluting your computer with "software"

use it as god intended and touch the bare metal
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
genuinely think I might go back to bed. This illness is kicking me in the arse so badly.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Apparently my mum got me a present but it won’t be here until the 30th.

Early New Year’s present I guess lol.
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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when the fajitas come out sizzling
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I think I may only get a MacBook if I go to Uni. Probably won’t.
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’ll be pretty happy when Witchsky has an iOS app.
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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That balance is just beautiful
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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pdsls.dev probably most effective tool at getting people excited about atproto. seeing is believing
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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"slop" kinda pisses me off in the same way "enshittification" does where the most annoying people will not fucking shut up about it
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
surprised that @tynanpurdy.com popped up in my Discord DMs to wish me well.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Brass yule goat from my brother...
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It is insane how I’m not even 2 years on Bluesky and I’m at 2 thousand followers.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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"I can't believe a third-party did it better than Bsky" is the wrong take bc that's the whole point of Bsky and ATProto.

More of this. Build better than what's been built.
dame.is dame @dame.is · 13h
the success of the user-created For You feed while the official Discover feed flops is actually a pretty major win for Bluesky — it literally is the embodiment of their goal to decentralize feed generation and give users more control/autonomy
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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97 year old NYC diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
September 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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So this is something I've been noticing more lately: people seeing an image, wrongly assuming it's AI, and then confidently raging about it being AI when it wasn't.

Example: the replies to this Pluribus-themed image Tim Cook posted on X.
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM