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a mentally unstable british poet and programmer who is unreasonably into werewolves. I water the Yew trees.
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gotta keep the conversation alive somehow
December 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Really couldn't care less what platform you end up on — fediverse or ATProto — we can figure out the interoperability semantics later, but for the love of god... stop using X.
December 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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same bigotry is just a bad signifier of a person
i block/mute ppl who are weird about men in other people's replies.
December 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the atproto signal chat is going off so fast.
December 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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The fact that most atproto people use Signal and most crypto people use Telegram tells you pretty much everything you need to know
December 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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why are you polluting your computer with "software"

use it as god intended and touch the bare metal
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
genuinely think I might go back to bed. This illness is kicking me in the arse so badly.
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Apparently my mum got me a present but it won’t be here until the 30th.

Early New Year’s present I guess lol.
December 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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when the fajitas come out sizzling
December 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I think I may only get a MacBook if I go to Uni. Probably won’t.
December 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’ll be pretty happy when Witchsky has an iOS app.
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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That balance is just beautiful
December 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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pdsls.dev probably most effective tool at getting people excited about atproto. seeing is believing
December 26, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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"slop" kinda pisses me off in the same way "enshittification" does where the most annoying people will not fucking shut up about it
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
surprised that @tynanpurdy.com popped up in my Discord DMs to wish me well.
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Brass yule goat from my brother...
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
It is insane how I’m not even 2 years on Bluesky and I’m at 2 thousand followers.
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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"I can't believe a third-party did it better than Bsky" is the wrong take bc that's the whole point of Bsky and ATProto.

More of this. Build better than what's been built.
the success of the user-created For You feed while the official Discover feed flops is actually a pretty major win for Bluesky — it literally is the embodiment of their goal to decentralize feed generation and give users more control/autonomy
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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97 year old NYC diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
September 8, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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So this is something I've been noticing more lately: people seeing an image, wrongly assuming it's AI, and then confidently raging about it being AI when it wasn't.

Example: the replies to this Pluribus-themed image Tim Cook posted on X.
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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(I am glad for my basic competence in written French and confident that France will remain a nation of contrarian perverts)
December 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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important modpack update!
everyone please redownload the modpack, from now on all mods will be updated and downlaoded automatically.
December 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM