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ewan
@ewancroft.uk
a mentally unstable british poet and programmer who is unreasonably into werewolves. I water the Yew trees.

I'm on Germ DM 🔑
https://ger.mx/A7ALh86cYrtJcycU_gVn1P4pe17FGsSDVePkgeop-fyQ#did:plc:ofrbh253gwicbkc5nktqepol
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ewan @ewancroft.uk · Sep 20
me with my special interest in werewolves
I should look into Greek.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ever notice how it’s always the full moon in films? 😅
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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You should all try out Godot godotengine.org
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
oh god oh fuck what have i done?
croft.click and the Paralysis of Possibility
...I guess I could ask my dad if he wants a redirect link to his business?
blog.ewancroft.uk
November 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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What they took from us.
June 15, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Patreon just announced that they’re… turning into a twitter competitor? or a full fledged social media platform?

you’ll soon be able to post “Quips” to the entire platform and there’s gonna be a global feed??

just what we needed, another closed garden social networking app!
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I played Simulacra for the first time and it definitely felt like a product of its time but in a weirdly nostalgic way??
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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LLMs do not have the genuine human connection that we had on Yahoo Answers
November 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Ever wanted to be a shark? What about a raccoon?

Be that (and more) in Steam Animal Fest! From now until November 17, check out thousands of games about and featuring our animal friends - from sweet corgis to fluffy cats of all kinds.

store.steampowered.com/category/ani...
Animals
Steam Animal Fest 2025
store.steampowered.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
so... uhhhhhh... i now own croft.click.

what now? link shortener? what do you guys think i should do with it?
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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A special box of Super Mario Galaxy Movie cookie dough has provided our best look yet at Mario's dinosaur steed Yoshi, and strongly hinted at two other fan-favorite characters expected to turn up in the sequel. https://bit.ly/4o6fkJH
November 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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idk why fedi gives me bad dev vibes and why atproto gives me good dev vibes
November 10, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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The right can mock my teeth all it wants – it shows the Greens have struck a nerve | Zack Polanski
The right can mock my teeth all it wants – it shows the Greens have struck a nerve | Zack Polanski
As a politician, I expect opposition and debate. But when it centres on personal insults, not policies, something else is going on, says the leader of the Green party, Zack Polanski
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Vercel is yelling at me that the `indev.*` subdomain doesn’t go anywhere (i forgot to remove it).
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 PM
honestly didn’t realise that my SBNR Paganism was syncretic between Celtic and Hellenic pantheons but here we are I guess lol.
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I already follow the werewolf tag, tumblr.
November 10, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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idk how to feel when I see people enjoying AI-generated media, without even realising it's AI-generated
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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I wanted to show this very very sturdy quality collar that @/capsaicincoffee.bsky.social picked me up for my birthday! It has green orange and purple over black coloration! Super halloweeny! Collar is by @cairosteele.com !
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
since @wisp.place is HTML/JS/CSS, to use it, would i need to build my site and then deploy?
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
sometimes, watering the Yew tree helps.
Writing in Public: Why My Blog Has No Theme
something that I didn't need to justify, but here's my reasons.
blog.ewancroft.uk
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
POV: the doctor giving my scoliosis diagnosis when i knew i had it.
Leo: Congratulations! Or deepest sympathies. It's still unclear.
November 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Hi i should get money
November 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it really is like that, huh?

i commissioned a fursona piece which featured @mayordonavan.bsky.social, which i got New Year's Day 2020. £40. Very cheap for what it was. AI could never erase and paint over its little details.
My Stance on Generative AI - index
my super advanced autocomplete is my ride or die
blog.indexx.dev
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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oh yeah, a video from last night! had a sleepover at mine after so didn’t post :D
November 9, 2025 at 10:40 AM