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i'm not gay, greg.
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wwhat if it wwas called freakystuck

it/its, system

https://davekan.straw.page
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throww me to the wwerewwolvves ill come back pregnant

davekan | it/its | homestuck enjoyer
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February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
bruh
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I AM NO BETTER THAN A WHITE 23 YEAR OLD MAN
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
i love her
January 24, 2026 at 10:09 AM
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PSA: You do NOT have "until Jan 30th" to call your reps about ICE. The House is voting on the DHS appropriations bill TODAY (1/22) ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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The Weed House: Remade
January 22, 2026 at 11:58 AM
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White People: We should invent a new slur for....
*spins wheel*
BLACK PEOPLE!!!!
January 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
ough
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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I don't think adults should vote Republican. I think when they do it they're reinforcing Afrophobia.
January 17, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Momentum is important when flying.

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January 15, 2026 at 5:36 AM
remembering that one time i got really stressed and then hallucinated gibberish noise in my ears every few hours for a week straight.

which, y'know, could mean nothing.
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
OHHHHHHH YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT SH/ED TWT
January 16, 2026 at 3:41 PM
my dearest mutual i have no idea what you mean /lh (i'm dense as hell)
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 PM
im more active on my tumblr (m34tcr33p) btw
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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HEAR THAT WHINE!? THAT'S YOUR CRT ASKING FOR A WALK!!
January 16, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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It was a gun.
is that a gun in your pants officer or are you just happy to see me
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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no title for this one
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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me when making milkshakes and smoothies
dude blender is so fucking awesome
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
ppl throw around sysmed way too much. i honestly think if someone suspects they're a system they should look into resources for managing it instead of just sinking into an internet echo chamber, but idk. thats just me i guess.
January 13, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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Saw this on instagram so putting it here too

Read if you use paypal for comms or buying comms โ€ผ๏ธ
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 PM
HE SICKENS ME!
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
i think of noise suffocating in a studio fire and i am at peace
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 10:33 AM
im one of the few people who can say in confidence that my f/o loves me back bc she's not fictional anymore shes one of my headmates
January 11, 2026 at 10:54 AM