Eli Kirk
@evomek.bsky.social
I make music and eat various flamin hot snacks
Wtf why is Galinda stealing Dorothy's song
March 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Wtf why is Galinda stealing Dorothy's song
I love the scene classic Niki FM even though it's kinda creepy that she's playing with herself outside his window
February 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I love the scene classic Niki FM even though it's kinda creepy that she's playing with herself outside his window
Reposted by Eli Kirk
a diarrhea medication called “peace of ass”
February 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
a diarrhea medication called “peace of ass”
Watching interviews for A Real Pain has made me realize Jesse Eisenburg isn't as good an actor as I thought, he's just like that in real life
February 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Watching interviews for A Real Pain has made me realize Jesse Eisenburg isn't as good an actor as I thought, he's just like that in real life
PSA: Don't rub your eye after you ate a chilli pepper, would not recommend. Not a fun experience if you're not into rushing into the shower and trying desperately to suppress your reflexes to hold your eye open into the water and save your vision. I feel fine now but again, would not recommend.
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
PSA: Don't rub your eye after you ate a chilli pepper, would not recommend. Not a fun experience if you're not into rushing into the shower and trying desperately to suppress your reflexes to hold your eye open into the water and save your vision. I feel fine now but again, would not recommend.
I think when the guy who voices Spider-Man watched the show, he had the wrong interpretation of Peter's math class teaching about "rational inequalities"
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I think when the guy who voices Spider-Man watched the show, he had the wrong interpretation of Peter's math class teaching about "rational inequalities"
Oscar nominations make a lot more sense when you remember the average age of their voters is 63. Challengers is probably just too kinky for them
January 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Oscar nominations make a lot more sense when you remember the average age of their voters is 63. Challengers is probably just too kinky for them
Bit By a Been pt 1
a dead bee is called a been
January 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Bit By a Been pt 1
Sben by @strelitziaaz.bsky.social is headed straight to the emo long songs hall of fame
January 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sben by @strelitziaaz.bsky.social is headed straight to the emo long songs hall of fame
Post with fictional band u wanna see live
*Mumbly voice* we're Disenfranchised
*Mumbly voice* we're Disenfranchised
January 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Post with fictional band u wanna see live
*Mumbly voice* we're Disenfranchised
*Mumbly voice* we're Disenfranchised
Wow my dyslexic ass really read this as bulges
January 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wow my dyslexic ass really read this as bulges
Presence is what I wanted Skinamarink to be
January 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Presence is what I wanted Skinamarink to be
I'm playing a 15-minute set at jackalopes songwriters night in Nashville tomorrow! Music starts at 8, I should be on around 9-10 pm
January 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm playing a 15-minute set at jackalopes songwriters night in Nashville tomorrow! Music starts at 8, I should be on around 9-10 pm
Never expect the Oscars voters to have taste. Downloading kalshi betting app was a big mistake 😬
January 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Never expect the Oscars voters to have taste. Downloading kalshi betting app was a big mistake 😬
🎵We aaaare the worrrld
We aaaare a vampire
We aaaare a vampire
January 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
🎵We aaaare the worrrld
We aaaare a vampire
We aaaare a vampire
I also make music btw😊
open.spotify.com/artist/4NXkB...
open.spotify.com/artist/4NXkB...
Eli Kirk
Artist · 4 monthly listeners.
open.spotify.com
January 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I also make music btw😊
open.spotify.com/artist/4NXkB...
open.spotify.com/artist/4NXkB...
Seeing a bunch of cool bands following me and finding a lot of awesome new music that way!
January 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Seeing a bunch of cool bands following me and finding a lot of awesome new music that way!
Finally a reason to do it all for I can get behind! Now I never have to figure out what the nookie means
I do it all for the quad
January 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Finally a reason to do it all for I can get behind! Now I never have to figure out what the nookie means
Thread of drawings I drew in my college drawing class and have since hung up in my apartment
January 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Thread of drawings I drew in my college drawing class and have since hung up in my apartment
Reposted by Eli Kirk
the “b” in “flip” is really just there as an example
November 21, 2023 at 4:16 PM
the “b” in “flip” is really just there as an example
My old phone broke so on Sunday I got a new one. Got the Moto Stylus. Monday morning I saw a weird notch on the bottom of it. I pulled and realized there was a reason the phone was called that. So yeah, I got a Stylus without realizing it came with a stylus.
November 21, 2023 at 6:04 PM
My old phone broke so on Sunday I got a new one. Got the Moto Stylus. Monday morning I saw a weird notch on the bottom of it. I pulled and realized there was a reason the phone was called that. So yeah, I got a Stylus without realizing it came with a stylus.
Hopefully eventually everyone comes here and nazi billionaire boy's website dies
November 21, 2023 at 10:37 AM
Hopefully eventually everyone comes here and nazi billionaire boy's website dies