eva wood 🦇
@evawood.bsky.social
queer-coded villain / creative director / friendly seattle cryptid
I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time
May 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes
April 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby
March 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby
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faking my death to test the polycule’s strength
March 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
faking my death to test the polycule’s strength
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if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal
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March 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal
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as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
November 14, 2024 at 5:49 AM
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness
March 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it was actually a good idea to get a bluesky at my absolute lowest point of mental wellness
throwing up in an alleyway in roku city
March 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
throwing up in an alleyway in roku city
drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
drew my new D&D character, Huck Bokley, a rootin’ tootin’ aarakocra bard
bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft
February 27, 2025 at 6:54 PM
bike lanes should be furnished with the auto-turret from Alien 2 every 50 ft
starting a new antidepressant mood board
February 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
starting a new antidepressant mood board
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eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace
February 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
eating 5-8 THC edibles on the commute to my severed workplace
i’m your valentine now
February 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i’m your valentine now
three months of unemployment would fix me
February 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
three months of unemployment would fix me
selection of recent texts
February 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
selection of recent texts
what every memory of 2012 feels like
February 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
what every memory of 2012 feels like
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yearning on it crazy style
February 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
yearning on it crazy style
watched Road Warrior and got inspired to design a t-shirt
February 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
watched Road Warrior and got inspired to design a t-shirt