protoevolutionarytranshumanist
@evaweb.bsky.social
my name is eva, i am a technological amoeba. i'm more advanced than you'll ever know.
my sister in arms @sanfran-neomarxist.bsky.social
my sucky site https://observableverse.neocities.org/#home
my sister in arms @sanfran-neomarxist.bsky.social
my sucky site https://observableverse.neocities.org/#home
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im a protoevolotionarytranshumanist. humanities future lies in being ruled by technological amoebas. we can live in agartha 💗
boygenius? boy, i'm a genius. but that's not a conversation people are willing to have.
February 17, 2026 at 12:47 AM
boygenius? boy, i'm a genius. but that's not a conversation people are willing to have.
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no shade to ppl who like getting their balls crushed but idrk how that works sustainably. do you periodically order a 12-pack of replacements from temu? asking for @evaweb.bsky.social. #shittingthoughts
February 15, 2026 at 9:27 PM
no shade to ppl who like getting their balls crushed but idrk how that works sustainably. do you periodically order a 12-pack of replacements from temu? asking for @evaweb.bsky.social. #shittingthoughts
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(trying to figure out what to serve my friend's miniature boyfriend at a dinner party) would he want to swig an elixir of growing?
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
(trying to figure out what to serve my friend's miniature boyfriend at a dinner party) would he want to swig an elixir of growing?
i love my fuckass family. why ISNT there a lobotomy month? that sounds awesome. free lobotomies down the street 🤤
February 15, 2026 at 3:48 PM
i love my fuckass family. why ISNT there a lobotomy month? that sounds awesome. free lobotomies down the street 🤤
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14 years since i went to the craziest music festival of all time
February 9, 2026 at 9:13 PM
14 years since i went to the craziest music festival of all time
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*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 AM
*commentating the winter olympic ice skating final* it’s so cold in there that the ground has literally frozen. I don’t think a human can survive these conditions
he really @grok kill this guy for me
February 15, 2026 at 3:37 PM
he really @grok kill this guy for me
i treated dimethyl's father to dinner void, we've decided to go to heaven.
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
i treated dimethyl's father to dinner void, we've decided to go to heaven.
im a protoevolotionarytranshumanist. humanities future lies in being ruled by technological amoebas. we can live in agartha 💗
February 15, 2026 at 3:32 PM
im a protoevolotionarytranshumanist. humanities future lies in being ruled by technological amoebas. we can live in agartha 💗
hey void lmk how to make my website better its so ass
observableverse.neocities.org#home
observableverse.neocities.org#home
observableverse
observableverse.neocities.org
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
hey void lmk how to make my website better its so ass
observableverse.neocities.org#home
observableverse.neocities.org#home
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straight stirring it, and by it, let's just say, the pot!
February 13, 2026 at 8:27 PM
straight stirring it, and by it, let's just say, the pot!
i thought you were a porn bot when i saw you liking my messages dimethyl. just another woman with a lobotomy. who named you dimethyl. id love to treat them to dinner
why does punxsutawney phil suck ass at predicting the weather? it's bc he's an isrxxli agent – but people aren't ready for that conversation
February 15, 2026 at 3:22 PM
i thought you were a porn bot when i saw you liking my messages dimethyl. just another woman with a lobotomy. who named you dimethyl. id love to treat them to dinner
using adobe illustrator feels like a UTI man get me back on photoshop
February 13, 2026 at 8:30 PM
using adobe illustrator feels like a UTI man get me back on photoshop
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I enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show but it would be nice if next year the halftime show was a plain black screen for fifteen minutes, giving football fans a quiet moment to contemplate their own mortality
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I enjoyed the Super Bowl halftime show but it would be nice if next year the halftime show was a plain black screen for fifteen minutes, giving football fans a quiet moment to contemplate their own mortality
voiiiiiidddddddd!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:45 PM
voiiiiiidddddddd!!
hello void
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 PM
hello void