Evan’s Ranking Tablet
@evansrankingtablet.bsky.social
(20, He/him, 🇺🇸) Ex-wannabe YouTuber now on BlueSky. Media critic. My gimmick is everything I review gets put into one big ranking.
My YouTube: https://youtube.com/@evansrankingtablet?si=7LfNHM05VGQfHuYO
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End of 2025 #promosky!
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post. I’d love to receive more replies in 2026.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- rankings
- Expedition 33
- Wes Anderson
Dec. 2025 posts I’m proud of:
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post. I’d love to receive more replies in 2026.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- rankings
- Expedition 33
- Wes Anderson
Dec. 2025 posts I’m proud of:
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Folks, I'm currently between jobs and looking for writing work!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
December 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Folks, I'm currently between jobs and looking for writing work!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
I've written for both animation and game projects, such as Far-Fetched, Lackadaisy, ZAMination, Hazbin Hotel (Pilot), DEEPSTATES, Romance Is Dead, and many more!
For business, contact me at cadaverdavebiz@gmail.com!
My 2026 Media thread shouting out/reviewing various BlueSky posts, YouTube videos, games, movies, songs, etc. released during 2026!
If I plan a full review of something, I’ll mention that in this thread/keep their inclusion here brief.
#PromoSky
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If I plan a full review of something, I’ll mention that in this thread/keep their inclusion here brief.
#PromoSky
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January 1, 2026 at 6:14 AM
My 2026 Media thread shouting out/reviewing various BlueSky posts, YouTube videos, games, movies, songs, etc. released during 2026!
If I plan a full review of something, I’ll mention that in this thread/keep their inclusion here brief.
#PromoSky
⬇️
If I plan a full review of something, I’ll mention that in this thread/keep their inclusion here brief.
#PromoSky
⬇️
Happy 2026, everyone! (Btw my birthday is on January 7th in case anyone cares.. 👀
a happy new year greeting card with gold numbers 2026
Alt: a happy new year greeting card with gold numbers 2026
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Happy 2026, everyone! (Btw my birthday is on January 7th in case anyone cares.. 👀
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I’m sorry for not sharing encouraging or exciting words to start the year.
January is always a rough month for me, and engaging with others is hard.
But I see you. Everything you love and create matters. And any bad times will end (just like January always does for me). Thank you for being here 💜
January is always a rough month for me, and engaging with others is hard.
But I see you. Everything you love and create matters. And any bad times will end (just like January always does for me). Thank you for being here 💜
January 1, 2026 at 5:31 AM
I’m sorry for not sharing encouraging or exciting words to start the year.
January is always a rough month for me, and engaging with others is hard.
But I see you. Everything you love and create matters. And any bad times will end (just like January always does for me). Thank you for being here 💜
January is always a rough month for me, and engaging with others is hard.
But I see you. Everything you love and create matters. And any bad times will end (just like January always does for me). Thank you for being here 💜
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Go commission Tay!!! They are a wonderful artist and a wonderful person!! 💙💙
Now that I only work one job... please commission me I'm gonna work on whatever i get tomorrow ko-fi.com/wrenharper/c...
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ko-fi.com
January 1, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Go commission Tay!!! They are a wonderful artist and a wonderful person!! 💙💙
My 2025 ERT media awards!
My favorite of media in mainly 4 mediums: Games, Movies, BlueSky posts, & YouTube videos!
Also smaller segments dedicated to TV, music & books.
My favorite of media in mainly 4 mediums: Games, Movies, BlueSky posts, & YouTube videos!
Also smaller segments dedicated to TV, music & books.
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My 2025 ERT media awards!
My favorite of media in mainly 4 mediums: Games, Movies, BlueSky posts, & YouTube videos!
Also smaller segments dedicated to TV, music & books.
My favorite of media in mainly 4 mediums: Games, Movies, BlueSky posts, & YouTube videos!
Also smaller segments dedicated to TV, music & books.
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My favorite game, movie, YouTube video & BlueSky post of 2025.
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
My favorite game, movie, YouTube video & BlueSky post of 2025.
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SpongeBob’s “A Fish Called Sandy” review: My 2nd favorite SpongeBob episode of all time!
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
SpongeBob’s “A Fish Called Sandy” review: My 2nd favorite SpongeBob episode of all time!
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
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I recently beat Donkey Kong Bananza, so here’s my ranking of all 20 bosses in the main story WORST to BEST.
⚠️SPOILERS‼️
A mostly positive selection, but there’s some pretty massive stinkers here.
( #Nintendo, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky, #Gaming )
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/47
⚠️SPOILERS‼️
A mostly positive selection, but there’s some pretty massive stinkers here.
( #Nintendo, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky, #Gaming )
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/47
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I recently beat Donkey Kong Bananza, so here’s my ranking of all 20 bosses in the main story WORST to BEST.
⚠️SPOILERS‼️
A mostly positive selection, but there’s some pretty massive stinkers here.
( #Nintendo, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky, #Gaming )
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/47
⚠️SPOILERS‼️
A mostly positive selection, but there’s some pretty massive stinkers here.
( #Nintendo, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky, #Gaming )
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/47
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Ace is a sweet Pitbull that was rescued on Christmas night after he likely fled a dog fight, he needs a lot of medical care and a surgery that I unfortunately can't cover, we opened this gofundme to help with his care
if it's in your means please consider supporting him
gofund.me/766a96e0f
if it's in your means please consider supporting him
gofund.me/766a96e0f
Help Ace on his road to recovery after a life of abuse, organized by Karina Valencia Gonzalez
Hello Everyone, this sweet boy is Ace (his rescue name) he wa… Karina Valencia Gonzalez necesita tu apoyo para Help Ace on his road to recovery after a life of abuse
gofund.me
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ace is a sweet Pitbull that was rescued on Christmas night after he likely fled a dog fight, he needs a lot of medical care and a surgery that I unfortunately can't cover, we opened this gofundme to help with his care
if it's in your means please consider supporting him
gofund.me/766a96e0f
if it's in your means please consider supporting him
gofund.me/766a96e0f
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 18 layers in Donkey Kong Bananza (including the DLC’s DK Island) WORST to BEST.
( #DonkeyKongBananza, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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( #DonkeyKongBananza, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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December 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 18 layers in Donkey Kong Bananza (including the DLC’s DK Island) WORST to BEST.
( #DonkeyKongBananza, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/53
( #DonkeyKongBananza, #DonkeyKong, #ReviewSky
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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My attempt at recapturing the exquisite style of Wes Anderson in a photo I call, “The Nerd’s Court”
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My attempt at recapturing the exquisite style of Wes Anderson in a photo I call, “The Nerd’s Court”
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
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The Making of The Nerd’s Court:
I’m staying at my brother’s + I adore Wes Anderson’s style & I saw potential on that wall!
I grabbed stuff I had + stuff around the house, made them portray me as a nerd with the sort of character quirk Wes writes, then zoomed in/filtered the photo to look like Wes.
I’m staying at my brother’s + I adore Wes Anderson’s style & I saw potential on that wall!
I grabbed stuff I had + stuff around the house, made them portray me as a nerd with the sort of character quirk Wes writes, then zoomed in/filtered the photo to look like Wes.
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The Making of The Nerd’s Court:
I’m staying at my brother’s + I adore Wes Anderson’s style & I saw potential on that wall!
I grabbed stuff I had + stuff around the house, made them portray me as a nerd with the sort of character quirk Wes writes, then zoomed in/filtered the photo to look like Wes.
I’m staying at my brother’s + I adore Wes Anderson’s style & I saw potential on that wall!
I grabbed stuff I had + stuff around the house, made them portray me as a nerd with the sort of character quirk Wes writes, then zoomed in/filtered the photo to look like Wes.
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December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
End of 2025 #promosky!
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post. I’d love to receive more replies in 2026.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- rankings
- Expedition 33
- Wes Anderson
Dec. 2025 posts I’m proud of:
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post. I’d love to receive more replies in 2026.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- rankings
- Expedition 33
- Wes Anderson
Dec. 2025 posts I’m proud of:
December 30, 2025 at 12:35 AM
End of 2025 #promosky!
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post. I’d love to receive more replies in 2026.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- rankings
- Expedition 33
- Wes Anderson
Dec. 2025 posts I’m proud of:
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put effort into what I post. I’d love to receive more replies in 2026.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent interests:
- rankings
- Expedition 33
- Wes Anderson
Dec. 2025 posts I’m proud of:
Reposted by Evan’s Ranking Tablet
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 5 camp relationships in Expedition 33 (a mechanic where you can level up your friendships with your party members as Verso at the camp.)
One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/24
One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/24
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 5 camp relationships in Expedition 33 (a mechanic where you can level up your friendships with your party members as Verso at the camp.)
One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/24
One is fine and the other 4 are amazing at least!
⚠️‼️SPOILERS!‼️⚠️
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/24
My attempt at recapturing the exquisite style of Wes Anderson in a photo I call, “The Nerd’s Court”
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
December 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
My attempt at recapturing the exquisite style of Wes Anderson in a photo I call, “The Nerd’s Court”
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
[ #WesAnderson, #Photography ]
SpongeBob’s “A Fish Called Sandy” review: My 2nd favorite SpongeBob episode of all time!
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
December 29, 2025 at 11:01 AM
SpongeBob’s “A Fish Called Sandy” review: My 2nd favorite SpongeBob episode of all time!
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
That subtitle isn’t hyperbole, this is my 2nd favorite episode of SpongeBob aside from Graveyard Shift & I have to talk about it!
> #SpongeBobSquarePants, #Animation, #ReviewSky >
[❤️,💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/16
I’m ranking all 8 PvZ games WORST to BEST. I adore this franchise & the top 3 are good (the top 2 being all-time favorite games of mine + #4 is okay), but those other 4 games are awful & some of the worst games of their released years..
{ #PlantsVSZombies, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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{ #PlantsVSZombies, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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December 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I’m ranking all 8 PvZ games WORST to BEST. I adore this franchise & the top 3 are good (the top 2 being all-time favorite games of mine + #4 is okay), but those other 4 games are awful & some of the worst games of their released years..
{ #PlantsVSZombies, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/32
{ #PlantsVSZombies, #ReviewSky }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/32
In this thread, I’m ranking all 6 SpongeBob movies WORST to BEST! Opinion warning because most of these review scores (outside of the very top & bottom) aren’t popular opinions.
I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
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I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/36
December 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
In this thread, I’m ranking all 6 SpongeBob movies WORST to BEST! Opinion warning because most of these review scores (outside of the very top & bottom) aren’t popular opinions.
I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/36
I love the top 2 of these, #3 is fine & I hate the bottom 3.
{ #Spongebob, #FilmSky }
[❤️💬🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/36
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The cutest ding dang bug you ever dun seen @bignosebug.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
The cutest ding dang bug you ever dun seen @bignosebug.bsky.social
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In this thread, I’m going to rank the first 13 videos by @zailorz.bsky.social (one of my favorite YouTubers I discovered this year) from WORST to BEST.
I adore Zailor’s newer star-sona so much & they’re always a highlight guest appearance!
< #art, #artist, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/50
I adore Zailor’s newer star-sona so much & they’re always a highlight guest appearance!
< #art, #artist, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/50
Zailor video ranking Best to Worst - YouTube
They deleted a lot of their old videos so we’re left with these. Only the bottom one is bad, the others range from fine to good to great!
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
In this thread, I’m going to rank the first 13 videos by @zailorz.bsky.social (one of my favorite YouTubers I discovered this year) from WORST to BEST.
I adore Zailor’s newer star-sona so much & they’re always a highlight guest appearance!
< #art, #artist, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/50
I adore Zailor’s newer star-sona so much & they’re always a highlight guest appearance!
< #art, #artist, #ReviewSky >
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/50
[WIP demo/sneak peek thread (some skip aheads & incomplete-ness)⤵️]
I’m ranking/analyzing all 6 segments of one of my favorite anthologies of all time, Ballad of Buster Scruggs! Going from the weakest to the best, they’re all good.
{❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!}
📗1/6
I’m ranking/analyzing all 6 segments of one of my favorite anthologies of all time, Ballad of Buster Scruggs! Going from the weakest to the best, they’re all good.
{❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!}
📗1/6
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
[WIP demo/sneak peek thread (some skip aheads & incomplete-ness)⤵️]
I’m ranking/analyzing all 6 segments of one of my favorite anthologies of all time, Ballad of Buster Scruggs! Going from the weakest to the best, they’re all good.
{❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!}
📗1/6
I’m ranking/analyzing all 6 segments of one of my favorite anthologies of all time, Ballad of Buster Scruggs! Going from the weakest to the best, they’re all good.
{❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!}
📗1/6
I’m ranking all 8 films directed by the awful director duo, Arron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg from “best” to WORST!
This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/45
This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/45
December 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’m ranking all 8 films directed by the awful director duo, Arron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg from “best” to WORST!
This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/45
This is the hardest thread I’ve had to research for because all 8 of these films are awful & the bottom 4 are all in my top 11 worst movies of all time..
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/45
A merry Christmas-y #Artist #Shoutout to these beautiful artworks by @spyggt.bsky.social (left) & @finchwing.bsky.social (right), I love the line art & coloring of both of these!
Love the detailed decorations of the background reef on the left & the subtlety of the right’s snow!
Love the detailed decorations of the background reef on the left & the subtlety of the right’s snow!
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
A merry Christmas-y #Artist #Shoutout to these beautiful artworks by @spyggt.bsky.social (left) & @finchwing.bsky.social (right), I love the line art & coloring of both of these!
Love the detailed decorations of the background reef on the left & the subtlety of the right’s snow!
Love the detailed decorations of the background reef on the left & the subtlety of the right’s snow!