Evan’s Ranking Tablet
@evansrankingtablet.bsky.social
(20, He/him, 🇺🇸) Ex-wannabe YouTuber now on BlueSky. Media critic. My gimmick is everything I review gets put into one big ranking.
My YouTube: https://youtube.com/@evansrankingtablet?si=7LfNHM05VGQfHuYO
My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/78yN7
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I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put utmost effort into everything I post.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent Interests:
• YouTube videos as a medium
• Expedition 33
• other ranking ideas
October posts I’m proud of below.
I’m Evan, a media critic who ranks everything I review into one big ranking & tries to put utmost effort into everything I post.
• He/him, 🇺🇸, 20 yrs
Recent Interests:
• YouTube videos as a medium
• Expedition 33
• other ranking ideas
October posts I’m proud of below.
I’m going to rank all 4 ways to respond to an enemy attack in Expedition 33’s combat from WORST to BEST (in terms of quality, not power).
I thought this would be funny, much like my Esquie stones ranking.
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/9
I thought this would be funny, much like my Esquie stones ranking.
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I’m going to rank all 4 ways to respond to an enemy attack in Expedition 33’s combat from WORST to BEST (in terms of quality, not power).
I thought this would be funny, much like my Esquie stones ranking.
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/9
I thought this would be funny, much like my Esquie stones ranking.
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/9
When I rank all the Silksong Act 1 zones, expect Hunter’s March to be in last place, I hate it so much!
From what I’ve heard, you unlock the ability to pogo-jump directly down instead of just at an angle later on in Silksong, but until then you’re stuck doing this shitty platforming..
From what I’ve heard, you unlock the ability to pogo-jump directly down instead of just at an angle later on in Silksong, but until then you’re stuck doing this shitty platforming..
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When I rank all the Silksong Act 1 zones, expect Hunter’s March to be in last place, I hate it so much!
From what I’ve heard, you unlock the ability to pogo-jump directly down instead of just at an angle later on in Silksong, but until then you’re stuck doing this shitty platforming..
From what I’ve heard, you unlock the ability to pogo-jump directly down instead of just at an angle later on in Silksong, but until then you’re stuck doing this shitty platforming..
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Neko Rina’s “Why does it feel like YOU’RE NOT IMPROVING” review/analysis: “Is it worth climbing the motivation mountain?”
Link to video: youtu.be/PqJ2iixyKyw?...
- Analysis -
Imagine wanting to draw a perfect circle. You spend a while trying and eventually, you do it!
Great, what now?
Link to video: youtu.be/PqJ2iixyKyw?...
- Analysis -
Imagine wanting to draw a perfect circle. You spend a while trying and eventually, you do it!
Great, what now?
June 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Neko Rina’s “Why does it feel like YOU’RE NOT IMPROVING” review/analysis: “Is it worth climbing the motivation mountain?”
Link to video: youtu.be/PqJ2iixyKyw?...
- Analysis -
Imagine wanting to draw a perfect circle. You spend a while trying and eventually, you do it!
Great, what now?
Link to video: youtu.be/PqJ2iixyKyw?...
- Analysis -
Imagine wanting to draw a perfect circle. You spend a while trying and eventually, you do it!
Great, what now?
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If you use disabled people as am excuse as to why a game needs an easy mode I’m just going to assume your a giant piece of shit
September 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
If you use disabled people as am excuse as to why a game needs an easy mode I’m just going to assume your a giant piece of shit
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I’m terrible at hard games and I can 100% confirm that no, the Souls-series & Silksong do NOT need an easy mode.
The whole point of these games is to be art, and having an easy mode would allow hard players to cheese meant-to-be hard bosses, it’s always more satisfying to properly overcome them.
The whole point of these games is to be art, and having an easy mode would allow hard players to cheese meant-to-be hard bosses, it’s always more satisfying to properly overcome them.
October 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m terrible at hard games and I can 100% confirm that no, the Souls-series & Silksong do NOT need an easy mode.
The whole point of these games is to be art, and having an easy mode would allow hard players to cheese meant-to-be hard bosses, it’s always more satisfying to properly overcome them.
The whole point of these games is to be art, and having an easy mode would allow hard players to cheese meant-to-be hard bosses, it’s always more satisfying to properly overcome them.
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RGB Stasis’s “Trying to learn my favorite artists secrets” Review: “My first-watched video by an heartwarming personality & I’ll definitely watch more.”
Link to video itself: youtu.be/3SV1QO7h4Cg?...
- The artwork & editing -
The first thing I noticed about this video is how much I love the..
Link to video itself: youtu.be/3SV1QO7h4Cg?...
- The artwork & editing -
The first thing I noticed about this video is how much I love the..
Trying to learn my favorite artists drawing secrets (Art Style Challenge)
YouTube video by RGBstasis
youtu.be
April 6, 2025 at 1:23 AM
RGB Stasis’s “Trying to learn my favorite artists secrets” Review: “My first-watched video by an heartwarming personality & I’ll definitely watch more.”
Link to video itself: youtu.be/3SV1QO7h4Cg?...
- The artwork & editing -
The first thing I noticed about this video is how much I love the..
Link to video itself: youtu.be/3SV1QO7h4Cg?...
- The artwork & editing -
The first thing I noticed about this video is how much I love the..
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 4 Esquie stones from Expedition 33 WORST to BEST. Judging each rock based on both the ability & how the rock looks.
Why? I just thought it would be funny I dunno..
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
🧵1/10
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
Why? I just thought it would be funny I dunno..
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
🧵1/10
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
In this thread, I’m going to rank all 4 Esquie stones from Expedition 33 WORST to BEST. Judging each rock based on both the ability & how the rock looks.
Why? I just thought it would be funny I dunno..
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
🧵1/10
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
Why? I just thought it would be funny I dunno..
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscurExpedition33, #Gaming, #ReviewSky }
🧵1/10
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
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@lackadaisy.bsky.social Last Call review - It’s one of my top 10 favorite YouTube videos of 2025!
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
LACKADAISY - Last Call
YouTube video by Lackadaisy
youtu.be
October 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
@lackadaisy.bsky.social Last Call review - It’s one of my top 10 favorite YouTube videos of 2025!
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
So I love seeing Glitch and Lackadaisy collab, but this review is about the quality of the “Last Call” musical number itself.
📞1/14
[ #Lackadaisy, #LackadaisyCats, #reviewsky, #indieanimation ]
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I’m going to rank all 5 Gestral Beaches in Expedition 33 WORST to BEST.
While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
🧵1/14
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
🧵1/14
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m going to rank all 5 Gestral Beaches in Expedition 33 WORST to BEST.
While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
🧵1/14
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
While I adore Expedition 33 (one of my favorite games ever made), these Gestral Beach mini-games are awful and some of the lowest points of the entire game.
{ #Expedition33, #ReviewSky, #Gaming }
🧵1/14
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
Reminder that I will block AI “artists” who try to engage with me.
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Reminder that I will block AI “artists” who try to engage with me.
I’m going to rank every boss from Expedition 33 act 2 WORST to BEST.
Note that, while optional, I’ve decided to include the Tissuer & the 3 Visages masks due to level/story significance.
This ranking will mostly be VERY positive!
{ #ReviewSky, #Expedition33, #Gaming }
🧵1/29
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
Note that, while optional, I’ve decided to include the Tissuer & the 3 Visages masks due to level/story significance.
This ranking will mostly be VERY positive!
{ #ReviewSky, #Expedition33, #Gaming }
🧵1/29
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’m going to rank every boss from Expedition 33 act 2 WORST to BEST.
Note that, while optional, I’ve decided to include the Tissuer & the 3 Visages masks due to level/story significance.
This ranking will mostly be VERY positive!
{ #ReviewSky, #Expedition33, #Gaming }
🧵1/29
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
Note that, while optional, I’ve decided to include the Tissuer & the 3 Visages masks due to level/story significance.
This ranking will mostly be VERY positive!
{ #ReviewSky, #Expedition33, #Gaming }
🧵1/29
[❤️💬&🔄s appreciated!]
ERT Babble: Plans
Today, I finished Act 2 of Expedition 33, then visited the final Gestral Beach unlocked in Act 3 with Esquie’s flight ability.
Tomorrow, I’m going to post 2 ranking threads: one ranking every Expedition 33 Act 2 boss & another ranking all 5 Gestral beach mini-games.
Today, I finished Act 2 of Expedition 33, then visited the final Gestral Beach unlocked in Act 3 with Esquie’s flight ability.
Tomorrow, I’m going to post 2 ranking threads: one ranking every Expedition 33 Act 2 boss & another ranking all 5 Gestral beach mini-games.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
ERT Babble: Plans
Today, I finished Act 2 of Expedition 33, then visited the final Gestral Beach unlocked in Act 3 with Esquie’s flight ability.
Tomorrow, I’m going to post 2 ranking threads: one ranking every Expedition 33 Act 2 boss & another ranking all 5 Gestral beach mini-games.
Today, I finished Act 2 of Expedition 33, then visited the final Gestral Beach unlocked in Act 3 with Esquie’s flight ability.
Tomorrow, I’m going to post 2 ranking threads: one ranking every Expedition 33 Act 2 boss & another ranking all 5 Gestral beach mini-games.
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I’m going to rank every main story boss in act 1 of Expedition 33 from worst to best, while none of these 6 boss fights are bad, the bottom one is kind of nothing, SUPER forgettable compared to the others, but I adore this gallery overall!
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscur, #reviewsky, #gaming }
🧵1/12
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscur, #reviewsky, #gaming }
🧵1/12
October 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m going to rank every main story boss in act 1 of Expedition 33 from worst to best, while none of these 6 boss fights are bad, the bottom one is kind of nothing, SUPER forgettable compared to the others, but I adore this gallery overall!
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscur, #reviewsky, #gaming }
🧵1/12
{ #Expedition33, #ClairObscur, #reviewsky, #gaming }
🧵1/12
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hi friends if ur following me u already know i was hospitalized this past weekend, the bill is $410 and i just need a little bit of help paying it.
here’s my ko-fi
ko-fi.com/katesprout
any help is appreciated!
#mutualaid
here’s my ko-fi
ko-fi.com/katesprout
any help is appreciated!
#mutualaid
November 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
hi friends if ur following me u already know i was hospitalized this past weekend, the bill is $410 and i just need a little bit of help paying it.
here’s my ko-fi
ko-fi.com/katesprout
any help is appreciated!
#mutualaid
here’s my ko-fi
ko-fi.com/katesprout
any help is appreciated!
#mutualaid
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I’m going to rank all 6 chapter 1 bosses of my favorite mobile game (& one of my favorite games) of 2025, Acecraft: Sky Hero, from WORST to BEST!
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m going to rank all 6 chapter 1 bosses of my favorite mobile game (& one of my favorite games) of 2025, Acecraft: Sky Hero, from WORST to BEST!
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
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I just watched the trailer for the upcoming animated movie ARCO & I have mixed thoughts:
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
ARCO - Official Trailer - In Select Theaters November 14
YouTube video by NEON
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I just watched the trailer for the upcoming animated movie ARCO & I have mixed thoughts:
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
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November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not sure if my phone camera or BlueSky’s quality will ruin this, but these wings are delicious!
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Not sure if my phone camera or BlueSky’s quality will ruin this, but these wings are delicious!
ERT Babble - I hate seeing people I care about go through shit..
The whole reason BlueSky was created was to be a safe haven compared to the hell of Twitter, so why is one of my mutuals going through so much shit that’s causing them to want to leave?! Because of guys she dumped failing to move on!
The whole reason BlueSky was created was to be a safe haven compared to the hell of Twitter, so why is one of my mutuals going through so much shit that’s causing them to want to leave?! Because of guys she dumped failing to move on!
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ERT Babble - I hate seeing people I care about go through shit..
The whole reason BlueSky was created was to be a safe haven compared to the hell of Twitter, so why is one of my mutuals going through so much shit that’s causing them to want to leave?! Because of guys she dumped failing to move on!
The whole reason BlueSky was created was to be a safe haven compared to the hell of Twitter, so why is one of my mutuals going through so much shit that’s causing them to want to leave?! Because of guys she dumped failing to move on!
I’m going to rank all 6 chapter 1 bosses of my favorite mobile game (& one of my favorite games) of 2025, Acecraft: Sky Hero, from WORST to BEST!
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m going to rank all 6 chapter 1 bosses of my favorite mobile game (& one of my favorite games) of 2025, Acecraft: Sky Hero, from WORST to BEST!
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
This is a MOSTLY positive ranking of 5 good to amazing bosses!
{ #Acecraft, #gaming, #ReviewSky, #Animation }
[💬,❤️&🔄s appreciated!]
🧵1/14
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I’ve had to use my food money to cover this so any donos is appreciated 😭🙏
I know I’ve already asked before for aid but my important monthly injections sky rocketed in price due to increased dosage plan and so I will be entirely broke after paying it.. any donation helps ❤️🩹
#mutualaid #fundraising
#mutualaid #fundraising
November 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’ve had to use my food money to cover this so any donos is appreciated 😭🙏
I just watched the trailer for the upcoming animated movie ARCO & I have mixed thoughts:
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
ARCO - Official Trailer - In Select Theaters November 14
YouTube video by NEON
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I just watched the trailer for the upcoming animated movie ARCO & I have mixed thoughts:
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
👍I love the background art, lighting, premise for the story & music.
👎I don’t like the child voice acting (robot’s is fine) & I hate the way the faces are animated.
( #ReviewSky, #Animation, #Filmsky )
🌤️1/8
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Vgen Full Render Fullbody Commission for @gameherostudios.bsky.social ❤💜💙💛
Final commission of 2025 done! Thank you so much for you're patience & support <3 💖
✨ #victorydrawsart ✨ #Vgen #VgenComm #commissionart #oc #ocart #art #artsky
Final commission of 2025 done! Thank you so much for you're patience & support <3 💖
✨ #victorydrawsart ✨ #Vgen #VgenComm #commissionart #oc #ocart #art #artsky
![A digital artwork that is commissioned art for @gameherostudios of his OC [original character] Jade Collins , commissioned via the art commissioning platform Vgen.
The art shows a fullbody of the clients OC (Jade Collins) in a background that is primarily red and yellow strips with a blue and yellow star behind her, with star motifs all over. Jade Collins has red hair and eyes, fair skin and wears an outfit consisting of a black top with a purple and white jacket, blue skirt and wears red, black and white shoes.
Covered with a watermark reading "Vgen Comm Work" and a smaller watermark saying "FOR CLIENT USE ONLY, DO NOT USE / STEAL"
Done in Clip Studio Paint.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2n67y4ygoid7nwmv6ztxboeq/bafkreiekyz2rjjpdzgfluu3nrvsddvxc6bk6h3ewcx4upegjri7bgd7f2q@jpeg)
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Vgen Full Render Fullbody Commission for @gameherostudios.bsky.social ❤💜💙💛
Final commission of 2025 done! Thank you so much for you're patience & support <3 💖
✨ #victorydrawsart ✨ #Vgen #VgenComm #commissionart #oc #ocart #art #artsky
Final commission of 2025 done! Thank you so much for you're patience & support <3 💖
✨ #victorydrawsart ✨ #Vgen #VgenComm #commissionart #oc #ocart #art #artsky
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I know I’ve already asked before for aid but my important monthly injections sky rocketed in price due to increased dosage plan and so I will be entirely broke after paying it.. any donation helps ❤️🩹
#mutualaid #fundraising
#mutualaid #fundraising
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I know I’ve already asked before for aid but my important monthly injections sky rocketed in price due to increased dosage plan and so I will be entirely broke after paying it.. any donation helps ❤️🩹
#mutualaid #fundraising
#mutualaid #fundraising