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Evan’s Ranking Tablet
@evansrankingtablet.bsky.social
(20, He/him, 🇺🇸) Ex-wannabe YouTuber now on BlueSky. Media critic. My gimmick is everything I review gets put into one big ranking.

My YouTube: https://youtube.com/@evansrankingtablet?si=7LfNHM05VGQfHuYO

My Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/78yN7
This is beautiful wow
November 13, 2025 at 3:23 AM
And that’s the ranking, I have 1-2 review threads planned for today of recently uploaded YouTube videos.

Feel free to reply with your thoughts on this thread or how you’d rank these if you’d even do that lol.

🧵9/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
If you mostly dodge in Expedition 33, you’ll have to save up AP and use skills occasionally during the battle, otherwise just pressing attack. But when you’re constantly parrying, you’re usually constantly building up AP, so being low on AP is less common, that’s my play style!

🧵8/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#1. Parrying [10/10] ⭐️

It wasn’t even close, successfully parrying enough times to perform a counter attack is one of the most satisfying things in the entire game!

And even if you don’t parry the entire combo, parrying at all puts your AP up, allowing you to perform skills.

🧵7/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
One reason why Tissuer is one of my favorite bosses in gaming is the combos that require you to jump & parry alike.

I also love the distinct square-esc symbol that appears during jump attacks, it looks really cool & I love the way it pops outward as the attack is about to be performed!

🧵6/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#2. Jumping [9/10]

The thing that puts jumping above gradient parrying for me is how much more fun it is than gradient attacks are to parry, mainly when the enemy performs a combo.

It’s fun to end a combo with a gradient attack, but it’s better when you have to parry & jump through a combo!

🧵5/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#3. Gradient Parrying [9/10]

3 & 2 were incredibly close, because gradient parrying is super satisfying when you do one!

You can only gradient parry enemy attacks that make the screen go black/white (gradient attacks), and the gradient counter animations are cool!

That’s all I have to say..

🧵4/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I do appreciate the “great”, “perfect” scores that come up on screen. Telling you how close you were to have parried does encourage you to get better at parrying.

But that’s the thing: For others, dodging might be more accessible than parrying. For me, it just encourages me to parry instead.

🧵3/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
#4. Dodging [6/10]

My least favorite of these 4 abilities is still okay, my Expedition 33 play style just disagrees with it.

I prefer to just parry, sure that window is smaller, but being able to counter is more geared to my play style, but others might dodge quite a bit.

🧵2/9
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think I saw a YouTube video about this lol
November 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Happy late birthday to her, this is so beautiful!
November 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I hope better for you, I’m here if you ever need to talk to someone <3
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Reading this terrified me, stay safe please!
November 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Sorry to hear you’re dealing with that. Best of luck
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Wishing you the best, I’m always here if you need me <3
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
You deserve better <3
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
That kinda list is really offensive actually..
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM