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Evan
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Michigander.

Buy Canadian.

Eastern Michigan University.
Update: accepted another job offer, starting on Monday! The urge to quit right fucking now is strong, but staying through Friday guarantees a full paycheck. Gotta stay strong 🫡😤
Perks of my new job: I get paid on time and better paychecks than my previous job.

Cons of my new job: this is basically the only platform that I can voice my displeasure with the shit that's happening with this fascist regime in Washington DC. I don't want to lose my job over speaking the truth
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
The last time that the Red Wings, Lions and Pistons all won on the same day was November 12th, 2000. I think today is a great day to change that! #LGRW #OnePride #DetroitBasketball
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Ashamed that my hometown of Saginaw Township voted no on the Saginaw Township Schools bond proposal. I went to these schools over a decade ago and they were in rough condition then, I can only imagine how much worse they are now. People in Saginaw don't give a shit about kids and it's fucking wrong.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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Sauce Gardner, Quinnen Williams. Millionaires are fleeing Zohran’s New York after all
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is basically the Stafford/Goff trade from a few years back, but with Cornerbacks instead of Quarterbacks. #NFLsky
November 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Jaguars kicker Cam Little just set the NFL record with a 68 yard field goal and it would've easily been good from 72. What on earth.
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
JJ McCarthy has the most punchable face in the NFL
November 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Dude I fucking hate JJ McCarthy so much. Being an MSU Lions fan is tough
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The Lions are getting embarrassed today vs the Vikings.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window and saying nope . don 't like that .
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
God dammit 😭 good job Dodgers, hell of a series Blue Jays. You guys were so close to beating LA
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Mike Johnson immediately tries to clean up for Brooke Rollins: "When she says 'we have failed you,' she means 'we, the Democrats,' okay?"
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
No fucking way 🤯
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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As has been tradition lately.
October 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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THIS IS INSANE WE ARE GETTING FUCKED OVER
October 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm really surprised it's only 10-7, the officiating has been dogshit. Hoping Chiles can put together a better second half
October 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Re: The Big Ten Refs for this game.
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Spirit get the victory tonight by a score of 4-2!
October 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ferris State vs GVSU highlights! Go Dawgs!! #DII #NCAA #football

youtu.be/9l5VtfviA3E?...
October 25, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Ferris State is up 28-24 on Grand Valley at halftime! Anchor-Bone classic > Paul Bunyan trophy any day of the week. Go Dawgs!!
October 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Looking forward to the best in state rivalry* today, and then I guess I'll watch the Michigan State vs Michigan game tonight as well

*= Ferris State vs Grand Valley State University! Two D-II heavyweights only 45 miles apart, they hate each other more than Ohio State and U of M. Go Dawgs!!
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Let’s go Legion of Whom!!
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What a game 7! Glad the Blue Jays could send the Mariners home
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM