Evan
evan2387.bsky.social
Evan
@evan2387.bsky.social
Lowkey not chill
Hi bluesky
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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We are back. Our provider found and repaired a fiber issue last night and traffic has returned. We are sorry for the disruption.
The Wayback Machine, openlibrary.org, and some other archive.org functions are offline because some network gear has failed.

We apologize and are working on it. More as it happens.
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've been thinking about moving to Denmark or Sweden when I turn 18 but why don't I just move to Canada it looks nice
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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The Wayback Machine, openlibrary.org, and some other archive.org functions are offline because some network gear has failed.

We apologize and are working on it. More as it happens.
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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escape room but it's just uploading digital copies of your insurance card on a broken website
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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just got an email from someone asking for help with cheating on an IQ test
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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congrats on your conversation with the president
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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if content creators are gonna hold the tiny clip-on mic anyway why don’t they just use a regular sized mic on a stand
October 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Bugged follower count on my nerves rn
October 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You have to KEEP people blocked for them to not be following you? What?
October 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
My body is a machine that turns [like] into [unlike]
October 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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the perfect american president would be an extracted rat brain in a jar hooked up to 4mb of RAM and no long-term storage, capable only of articulating a single priority programmed directly by whichever lobbyist has most-recently paid for a turn at the console. and we are so close to perfection
September 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
TikTok account i don't use got suspended forever and they don't want me to appeal what's going on.
September 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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me coming across a good post to repost and finding out it's accessible because it has alt text
September 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
how do I find more people to follow
September 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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at my funeral there will be hot dogs
September 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Good (bad) morning (mourning).
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Is the followed by number higher than it should because of some bug in the appview or a secret private account option?
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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when you apply at mcdonalds they drug test you and in the fine print it says they can also test your blood to see if you've eaten burger king in the last 48 hours
September 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I wanted my profile picture to be meowl but meowl's AI so I can't unless I find one that isn't.
September 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
they should make fastfood but its slower than making a meal yourself and its just fucking inconvenient for no reason
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I love how this app unlike the bird one disables messages by default, on the other app I used to get flooded with garbage dms.
September 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It says I have 33 followers but I have like 8 wtf
August 21, 2025 at 11:45 AM
*insert very funny post here*
August 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM