Evacuation Boy / Evac
@evacuationboy.bsky.social
OG $tslaQ Artist & Creative…
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Our leadership process explained. $tslaQ
November 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Our leadership process explained. $tslaQ
If you see this post, post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you see this post, post your getaway vehicle
The original plan for the ‘fields of humans’ in the film ‘The Martix’ was for compute processing through the brain interface… not humans as a power source.
“Slow down the hyperscalers”
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 AM
The original plan for the ‘fields of humans’ in the film ‘The Martix’ was for compute processing through the brain interface… not humans as a power source.
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Tesla Robotaxi ‘safety driver’ caught sleeping on video
Tesla Robotaxi ‘safety driver’ caught sleeping on video
A Tesla Robotaxi ‘safety driver’ in San Francisco was caught on video sleeping in the middle of a drive with a customer.
The good news is that the system did wake him up, but certainly a bit late.
more…
electrek.co
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
wha, did those new 'encrypted' DM now blow up that site?
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
wha, did those new 'encrypted' DM now blow up that site?
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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Massive respect to A remarkable new documentary by @beetzbrothers.bsky.social and their team — courageous, unfiltered, and deeply factual in its portrayal of who Elon Musk and Tesla truly are and always were.
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 Massive respect to A remarkable new documentary by @beetzbrothers.bsky.social and their team — courageous, unfiltered, and deeply factual in its portrayal of who Elon Musk and Tesla truly are and always were.
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I’m proud to have contributed to this honest and eye-opening project.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Is this robot thing is gonna be a complete disaster for a long time? Because it kinda looks like a person… you’re gonna get fooled into giving it some forgiveness. Nope… It’s going to take four or five technical literate humans to clean up the god-awful mess after just ONE android. Ugh
November 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Is this robot thing is gonna be a complete disaster for a long time? Because it kinda looks like a person… you’re gonna get fooled into giving it some forgiveness. Nope… It’s going to take four or five technical literate humans to clean up the god-awful mess after just ONE android. Ugh
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TESLA BOARD APPROVES MUSK PAY $1 TRILLION PACKAGE
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
$TSLA $TSLAQ
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
$TSLA $TSLAQ
November 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
TESLA BOARD APPROVES MUSK PAY $1 TRILLION PACKAGE
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
$TSLA $TSLAQ
After hours kinda muted. Sell the news?
$TSLA $TSLAQ
I don’t know, there’s might some trillion dollar vote or something in a few hours…. I think I have a kettle on.
November 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I don’t know, there’s might some trillion dollar vote or something in a few hours…. I think I have a kettle on.
Was not anticipating to observe the ‘hopeless optimist’ flag being waved by ‘Montana Skeptic’ this morning… so, with gratitude, let’s optimistically amplify.
Maybe I'm just a hopeless optimist, but I sense the moment approaches.
My latest at Substack:
montanaskeptic.substack.com/p/tesla-take...
My latest at Substack:
montanaskeptic.substack.com/p/tesla-take...
Tesla Takedown Redux: Something Big Has Changed
Tesla's business success has been built on a foundation of subsidies and mandates. They are rapidly disappearing, making a takedown of Tesla more imminent than ever.
montanaskeptic.substack.com
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Was not anticipating to observe the ‘hopeless optimist’ flag being waved by ‘Montana Skeptic’ this morning… so, with gratitude, let’s optimistically amplify.
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"In a world of 'What the F', I present to you…
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
October 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
"In a world of 'What the F', I present to you…
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
What
The
F?
This may be the biggest F I've ever whatted."
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Musk’s $1 Trillion Tesla Pay Package Opposed by Calpers
$TSLA $TSLAQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
$TSLA $TSLAQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Musk’s $1 Trillion Pay Package Opposed by Tesla Investor Calpers
California Public Employees’ Retirement System, the largest public pension plan in the US, is planning to vote against Elon Musk’s $1 trillion Tesla Inc. compensation agreement, delivering a setback f...
www.bloomberg.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Musk’s $1 Trillion Tesla Pay Package Opposed by Calpers
$TSLA $TSLAQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
$TSLA $TSLAQ
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
“That’s a Bingo!”
Imagine when all of Grokipedia fits on the Neuralink chip. Imagine how smart, ethical, and compassionate we'll all be.
October 30, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“That’s a Bingo!”
"Woe, destruction, ruin, and decay; The worst is death, and death will have his day."
This was the last gasp for Tesla's auto business. From here on out, it's all Full-Self Frauding and Optimus.
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
Tesla (TSLA) releases Q3 2025 financing results: earnings decline despite record revenue
Tesla (TSLA) released its financial results and shareholders’ letter for the third quarter (Q4) 2025 after market close today. We...
electrek.co
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Woe, destruction, ruin, and decay; The worst is death, and death will have his day."
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A bit late for Tesla to be backtracking on it's "All Tesla Cars Being Produced Now Have Full Self-Driving Hardware" promise, no?
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
Tesla changes 'all cars have self-driving hardware' wording as HW3 lawsuits loom
Tesla used to promise "all Tesla cars now have Full Self-Driving Hardware," but in the face of new lawsuits, that language has changed.
electrek.co
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
A bit late for Tesla to be backtracking on it's "All Tesla Cars Being Produced Now Have Full Self-Driving Hardware" promise, no?
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
electrek.co/2025/10/22/t...
Texting in the car is not a future… that is not a way to get sales and obtain margin increase
October 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Texting in the car is not a future… that is not a way to get sales and obtain margin increase
The earnings call mumbling is it an all-time high everybody get your yellow fish underneath your seat to get a translation youtu.be/iuumnjJWFO4?...
Babel Fish - The Oddest Thing In The Universe - The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - BBC
YouTube video by BBC Studios
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The earnings call mumbling is it an all-time high everybody get your yellow fish underneath your seat to get a translation youtu.be/iuumnjJWFO4?...
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Oh, so now Tesla is recalling cars for sudden loss of drive power?
Because back in 2017 they were doing blatant stealth recalls for this, even as Toyota and Mercedes recalled Tesla drivetrains for the same thing.
More on this in Ludicrous
web.archive.org/web/20170602...
Because back in 2017 they were doing blatant stealth recalls for this, even as Toyota and Mercedes recalled Tesla drivetrains for the same thing.
More on this in Ludicrous
web.archive.org/web/20170602...
October 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Oh, so now Tesla is recalling cars for sudden loss of drive power?
Because back in 2017 they were doing blatant stealth recalls for this, even as Toyota and Mercedes recalled Tesla drivetrains for the same thing.
More on this in Ludicrous
web.archive.org/web/20170602...
Because back in 2017 they were doing blatant stealth recalls for this, even as Toyota and Mercedes recalled Tesla drivetrains for the same thing.
More on this in Ludicrous
web.archive.org/web/20170602...
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Serious safety concerns over Tesla's self-driving cars after fatal crashes
60 Minutes Australia
#TeslaTakedown
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
60 Minutes Australia
#TeslaTakedown
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
October 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Serious safety concerns over Tesla's self-driving cars after fatal crashes
60 Minutes Australia
#TeslaTakedown
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
60 Minutes Australia
#TeslaTakedown
$TSLA
$TSLAQ
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The Lost Episodes of $tslaQ
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
August 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Lost Episodes of $tslaQ
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
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The Lost Episodes of $tslaQ
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
August 1, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The Lost Episodes of $tslaQ
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
'Booms in Boca'
circa: 2022 (proof of concept)
Tonight on the $tslaQ infotainment network...
'Tom's Food Reviews'
'Tom's Food Reviews'
But why???
The Tesla Diner bacon was so epic…
$TSLAQ & A
The Tesla Diner bacon was so epic…
$TSLAQ & A
July 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Tonight on the $tslaQ infotainment network...
'Tom's Food Reviews'
'Tom's Food Reviews'