When I’m drunk I just start liking posts

This is a foundational song of my childhood. I haven’t heard it in probably 20+ years, and I still knew every single word

As comedy writers can tell you, “hat on a hat” means an unfunny bit that’s trying too hard. Happens to the best of us. But this cringemaster LITERALLY does it. All humor and wit dies with him!

if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart

not the way I do it

YES my man knows that his place is in the kitchen. the kitchen is at the front of the camper van and he won’t let me drive anymore because he says that swerving to make our hanging wine glass collection clink is damaging the uranium glass and does NOT make up for the radio we replaced w the sink

Here’s a fun idea. Vodka, cherry bubbly and elderflower simple syrup tastes exactly like cream soda.

I've been writing a series of essays for PBS on men whose style I admire. The latest is about James Baldwin, a man who knew how to sing through clothes.

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apparently Kyle MacLachlan has been on Red Note for a while lol

I love when I drop my AirPods case and it explodes like an IED sending my headphones rocketing in different directions. Good design from Apple

L. E. Coleman, “Alleygator” for Thrasher Comics #5, 1988

Naughty children, it’s time to be punished by my annual Whats’s In and What’s Out list in 2025 open.substack.com/pub/holapapi...

articulated buses should have a little bar in the hinged part in the middle. nothing crazy. basic beer and wine. could integrate it with the fare payment system