Ethan (not that Ethan)
@ethanm.bsky.social
Mainly college football, mainly bad jokes and amateur analysis, occasionally in the same breath. Michigan grad 2.5x.
All college football is good college football as long as it’s consensual.
Happy to help, if it’s worth doing and I can add value.
All college football is good college football as long as it’s consensual.
Happy to help, if it’s worth doing and I can add value.
Young team cursed game it’s fine y‘all. This shit happens.
November 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Young team cursed game it’s fine y‘all. This shit happens.
Memphis is not only mounting a 4th quarter comeback from 3 scores down, they’re doing it in the most dramatic way possible.
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Memphis is not only mounting a 4th quarter comeback from 3 scores down, they’re doing it in the most dramatic way possible.
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
And they did The Thing to maximize win probability.
Just A+ neutral observer football rn
#collegekickers is said aloud in Cal VT I am levitating
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
#collegekickers is said aloud in Cal VT I am levitating
God’s football
October 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
God’s football
Nebraska football may be cursed but at least they have 2 triple-barrel T-shirt gattling guns mounted on a custom trailer being pulled by a tractor around their stadium.
October 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Nebraska football may be cursed but at least they have 2 triple-barrel T-shirt gattling guns mounted on a custom trailer being pulled by a tractor around their stadium.
Proud of Wisco/UM wrapping up so fast (on fox!) it was only bested by Navy/Air Force. God's football.
October 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Proud of Wisco/UM wrapping up so fast (on fox!) it was only bested by Navy/Air Force. God's football.
Gimme a SAD
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
October 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gimme a SAD
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
Gimme a FIELD
Gimme a GOAL
Knowing it from experience (see: UM during the Hoke Era), we've reached the portion of the game where the good defense gives up the ghost after it becomes clear the offense isn't going to do anything.
October 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Knowing it from experience (see: UM during the Hoke Era), we've reached the portion of the game where the good defense gives up the ghost after it becomes clear the offense isn't going to do anything.
Mr Brightside >>>>>> Jump Around tbh
October 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Mr Brightside >>>>>> Jump Around tbh
True freshman 190lb WR Andrew Marsh playing tiny tight end 2 gaps from the POA on 3rd and 1
a woman says and like why and like don t
ALT: a woman says and like why and like don t
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
True freshman 190lb WR Andrew Marsh playing tiny tight end 2 gaps from the POA on 3rd and 1
This is a public service announcement. Turbo “Turbo Dick“ Richard, BC running back.
September 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is a public service announcement. Turbo “Turbo Dick“ Richard, BC running back.
My wife gets me:
September 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My wife gets me:
And a happy scott frost day to all
September 20, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And a happy scott frost day to all
BUMP
When Brandyn Hillman is playing center-field, every ball is a hospital ball, good lord
I bet a dollar he gets ejected for targeting at some point in his career on a clean hit that's just so vicious they throw the flag on reflex
I bet a dollar he gets ejected for targeting at some point in his career on a clean hit that's just so vicious they throw the flag on reflex
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
BUMP
Greg Crippen provides a textbook example of an OL donkeying a LB, so much so he also blocked a safety. Oh and this was after coming off a combo block - block of the week material here.
September 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Greg Crippen provides a textbook example of an OL donkeying a LB, so much so he also blocked a safety. Oh and this was after coming off a combo block - block of the week material here.
Gameday Runzas, my first ever:
September 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Gameday Runzas, my first ever:
"You gotta be braaaave to ride the Peloton, Joel, it's a tough, and...beautiful...machine" - Gus
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"You gotta be braaaave to ride the Peloton, Joel, it's a tough, and...beautiful...machine" - Gus
Michigan has RBs numbered sequentially from 22-27. Something about this feels right.
September 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Michigan has RBs numbered sequentially from 22-27. Something about this feels right.
The contrast between late-half game management by Sherrone vs Biff is...stark.
Can Sherrone let Biff manage this stuff a bit more, or at least listen to him, when he's back?
Can Sherrone let Biff manage this stuff a bit more, or at least listen to him, when he's back?
September 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The contrast between late-half game management by Sherrone vs Biff is...stark.
Can Sherrone let Biff manage this stuff a bit more, or at least listen to him, when he's back?
Can Sherrone let Biff manage this stuff a bit more, or at least listen to him, when he's back?
Hearing this more and more
What if Oklahoma is actually just the best team in the country and my favorite team never loses again
September 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Hearing this more and more
I wonder if Jake Butt recently bought a Ferrari
September 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I wonder if Jake Butt recently bought a Ferrari
Running Bryce behind Bredeson is just so unfair to CMU.
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Running Bryce behind Bredeson is just so unfair to CMU.