Ethan
@ethanclsn.bsky.social
I lurk and I like stuff, I guess sometimes I post too 😅 (he/him)
We are out of potato chips so I am eating a very large bowl of lettuce as tho they are chips because I am a very normal person
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
We are out of potato chips so I am eating a very large bowl of lettuce as tho they are chips because I am a very normal person
Today's a cookie kinda day
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Today's a cookie kinda day
Someone got a new box
January 3, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Someone got a new box
We're doing a pot luck tonight so I went with the dinner rolls instead, but these are the same dough recipe!
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
We're doing a pot luck tonight so I went with the dinner rolls instead, but these are the same dough recipe!
How was I not already aware of this!!? *adds to wedding registry*
December 31, 2025 at 5:47 AM
How was I not already aware of this!!? *adds to wedding registry*
Update: Due to a series of incidents in 2021 Boyfriend's mom gave everyone an emergency tire patch kit for Christmas that year (for the mathematical challenged, this was 4 years ago). I stuck mine in the compartment with my spare tire and promptly forgot all about it!
Well I was *planning* to go fall off plastic rocks but Karl over here apparently had other ideas
December 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Update: Due to a series of incidents in 2021 Boyfriend's mom gave everyone an emergency tire patch kit for Christmas that year (for the mathematical challenged, this was 4 years ago). I stuck mine in the compartment with my spare tire and promptly forgot all about it!
Well I was *planning* to go fall off plastic rocks but Karl over here apparently had other ideas
December 30, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Well I was *planning* to go fall off plastic rocks but Karl over here apparently had other ideas
Vanilla milkshake or Frosty
Or Teriyaki sauce depending on my mood
Or Teriyaki sauce depending on my mood
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Vanilla milkshake or Frosty
Or Teriyaki sauce depending on my mood
Or Teriyaki sauce depending on my mood
I think I just stabbed myself with my own facial hair.....somehow? Idk I touched the hairs and then my face hurt. 0/10 do not recommend (still kinda hurts tbh)
December 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I think I just stabbed myself with my own facial hair.....somehow? Idk I touched the hairs and then my face hurt. 0/10 do not recommend (still kinda hurts tbh)
PENIS
BUTTER
PIZZA
Yeah okay
BUTTER
PIZZA
Yeah okay
The first three words you see will define your 2026.
Jepnptt
Xztrav
Whitdch
Jepnptt
Xztrav
Whitdch
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
PENIS
BUTTER
PIZZA
Yeah okay
BUTTER
PIZZA
Yeah okay
Follows & Replies because I liked the firehose before they changed how Following with replies turned on worked (I understand why they did it I just liked the old way)
What feed do you look at most on here?
For all that people talk about wanting to avoid algorithmically-curated feeds, the (pareto) pattern of engagement I see seems to bely that.
My hunch is that most people spend most of their time on feeds like Popular With Friends or Discover.
Y/N?
For all that people talk about wanting to avoid algorithmically-curated feeds, the (pareto) pattern of engagement I see seems to bely that.
My hunch is that most people spend most of their time on feeds like Popular With Friends or Discover.
Y/N?
December 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Follows & Replies because I liked the firehose before they changed how Following with replies turned on worked (I understand why they did it I just liked the old way)
Carol what the fuck!!?
I do respect the fuck out of Manousos and his Spanish-English efforts
I don't approve!
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Carol what the fuck!!?
I do respect the fuck out of Manousos and his Spanish-English efforts
I don't approve!
Carol does not consent! Dammit Zosia!!
December 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I do respect the fuck out of Manousos and his Spanish-English efforts
I don't approve!
Carol does not consent! Dammit Zosia!!
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I don't approve!
Go back to Manousos Carol!
Oh being with the Joined Collective is like dating someone with ADHD
Carol got called the fuck out! Way to read a bitch Manousos
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Go back to Manousos Carol!
Oh being with the Joined Collective is like dating someone with ADHD
Carol got called the fuck out! Way to read a bitch Manousos
Once again, Carol is a relatable queen. But what is Manousos up to?
December 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Oh being with the Joined Collective is like dating someone with ADHD
Carol got called the fuck out! Way to read a bitch Manousos
Once again, Carol is a relatable queen. But what is Manousos up to?
Carol, how long have the Cheetos been under your couch? I'm not judging I just wanna know
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Carol got called the fuck out! Way to read a bitch Manousos
Once again, Carol is a relatable queen. But what is Manousos up to?
Carol, how long have the Cheetos been under your couch? I'm not judging I just wanna know
Oh Manousos
December 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Once again, Carol is a relatable queen. But what is Manousos up to?
Carol, how long have the Cheetos been under your couch? I'm not judging I just wanna know
Oh Manousos
December 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Carol, how long have the Cheetos been under your couch? I'm not judging I just wanna know
I need more gay hockey show
I have finished the gay hockey show
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I need more gay hockey show
I have finished the gay hockey show
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I have finished the gay hockey show
Well I got got #whamageddon (damn pharmacy)
December 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Well I got got #whamageddon (damn pharmacy)
"Play with your chemical soup" is absolutely sending me rn 😂😂
And, like, this absolutely includes cis people whose endogenous hormone production doesn't match their body's preferred endocrine balance, in any direction and involving any hormones! Play with your chemical soup, it might surprise you!
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"Play with your chemical soup" is absolutely sending me rn 😂😂