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Ethan
@ethanclsn.bsky.social
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I lurk and I like stuff, I guess sometimes I post too 😅 (he/him)
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Oliver would like to offer you some biscuits
November 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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Like Bernadot
A screenshot from the Defunctland Fast Pass Video of a white circle wearing square glasses. Their name is Bernadot, Archetype: Average Tourist, Interests: Attractions and Activities, Balling Time: 2 Hours
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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May I offer you Girl Beer instead?
Cardboard 6 packs labeled Girl Beer, 1 blue in Blueberry Lavender flavor and one yellow in Pineapple Yuzu flavor
November 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I vote for D) All of the Above
I also offer a kitty of sympathy
A grey and white tripod kitty on a beige beanbag chair. He is looking at the camera in judgement
November 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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My lovely boyfriend has chosen to torture me with this abomination from a restaurant in California and so I am sharing my pain with all of you
A Door Dash listing for a sandwich called "Taylor Pork Roll" which is so many levels of wrong
October 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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@mostlybree.kitrocha.com the cause of More Focaccia Crimes
This one: topped with apple pie filling
Can she be stopped? Should she be stopped? None of these questions will be answered but bread will be eaten
Focaccia topped with apple pie filling, fresh from the oven
October 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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@mostlybree.kitrocha.com it isn't focaccia but it is your fault
Stacks of homemade flatbread from the book 3 Doughs 60 Recipes Home made chicken shawarma in an Instant Pot The shawarma sitting on the flatbread from the previous 2 pictures with a green bowl containing a homemade garlic sauce in the background
September 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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It can't make things worse right?
Orange cat Gizmo keeping an eye on the 3d printer
August 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I have sympathies and cat pictures (and absolutely no advice)
Orange cat Gizmo sitting on my (packed) suitcase looking sat. Tripod Oliver hanging out nearby taking a nap
August 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I will take the crowbar and Gizmo will help with the laundry
An orange cat in a grey laundry basket helpfully getting fur all over the freshly cleaned clothes
August 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Happy Birthday Gonzo! 🎂
It's Gizmo's 3rd birthday today!!!
An orange cat looking down disdainfully from the top of his cat tree
July 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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May I offer you some ridiculous cats?
An orange cat lounging by a closet door looking askance at his grey and white brother about 6 inches away who is inventing some new form of dance
July 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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That can be arranged!
A loaf of bread in a loaf pan on a cooling rack The same loaf, now out of the pan sitting directly on the rack
July 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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It's about to go in the oven
Unbaked dough in a loaf pan
July 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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With the dubious help of my lovely assistant (he kept trying to drink the yeast water while it was blooming)
A floofy orange cat with a gormless expression sitting at the door to the pantry where the bread is cooling. He *really* likes bread
June 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Due entirely to the chaos posting of @mostlybree.kitrocha.com I have baked focaccia.
Fresh from the oven focaccia bread cooling on a spare oven rack propped up by a box of foil and a box of plastic wrap because I don't actually have a cooling rack. It is sitting on top of my washing machine because the cats can't be trusted Fresh from the oven focaccia bread cooling on a spare oven rack propped up by a box of foil and a box of plastic wrap because I don't actually have a cooling rack. It is sitting on top of my washing machine because the cats can't be trusted
June 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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My supervisor seems to believe it's time for a break, who am I to argue
A fluffy orange cat sitting in a desk in front of a laptop and external monitor. The displays are currently the desktop background because I don't want to figure out what work product I can and can't post to the internet
June 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Gizmo (orange) and Oliver (tripod) working very hard
An orange cat curled up in a bean bag chair A black and grey cat loafed up in a bean bag chair
June 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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The baby in question
An orange cat on a handmade blanket
June 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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The 2 buff guys clasping hands meme. The guys on the left is labelled "being trans masc" the guy on the right is labelled "making Kandi bracelets" their clasped hands are labeled "needing a steady supply of T"
June 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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I can't fix embodiment, but I do have cats
2 cats, one orange one grey and white, sitting on top of a cat tree that looks like an espresso martini. There is really only space for one of them at a time but clearly they both wanted to be there. The grey&white cat is pushed up against the bookshelves behind the cat tree, he was there first but the orange one decided he wanted to be there and now here we are. They are both adorable
June 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Perhaps this Martini with an Olive garnish will help
A grey and white cat (Oliver) curled up on a cat tree shaped and colored like an espresso martini in a cocktail glass. He is asleep
May 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Oliver says it's okay, he will attack to protect
A grey and white tripod kitty distracted in the middle of absolutely thrashing his avocado toy
May 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Also it comes in little chunks like these (it's basically hunks of tree resin) and I bet he'd let me take one of each to send to you if you'd like (no pressure)
A small jar of frankincense, they are little off-white hunks of resin A small jar of myrrh, they are little brown hunks of resin
April 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Please accept these cats in this trying time
2 cats, one orange one grey and white, snuggling in a light grey laundry basket. The both are looking at the camera with affronted expressions on their faces
April 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM