Emmet
@eternalribbit.bsky.social
He/Him 👨❤️💋👨🏳️⚧️
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Emmet
@eternalribbit.bsky.social
· Jan 2
Happy New Year! As we all know the job market is awful, and i’ve been on the hunt for over a month now. So while I’m searching for something more permanent, I’m looking for commission work to keep me afloat. More examples of my work in replies, DM me for details 💕
Today was my first day at my new job & it was unbelievably laid back and chill compared to my last one. Breathing and enormous sigh of relief
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Today was my first day at my new job & it was unbelievably laid back and chill compared to my last one. Breathing and enormous sigh of relief
Fortunately another student was standing next to me and they said “that’s what that thing is called? I had no idea…i guess it goes well with the Glory Holes though.”
Because that’s what the fucking glass furnaces are called. Glory holes.
And i’m expected to be mature about this? Okay.
Because that’s what the fucking glass furnaces are called. Glory holes.
And i’m expected to be mature about this? Okay.
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Fortunately another student was standing next to me and they said “that’s what that thing is called? I had no idea…i guess it goes well with the Glory Holes though.”
Because that’s what the fucking glass furnaces are called. Glory holes.
And i’m expected to be mature about this? Okay.
Because that’s what the fucking glass furnaces are called. Glory holes.
And i’m expected to be mature about this? Okay.
Glassworking is a deeply unserious profession. I had to talk to someone at my school about a piece of equipment i was using & she did NOT like that i laughed when she called it “the lapdancer.” I thought she was joking. Nope. That’s it’s fucking government name.
January 31, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Glassworking is a deeply unserious profession. I had to talk to someone at my school about a piece of equipment i was using & she did NOT like that i laughed when she called it “the lapdancer.” I thought she was joking. Nope. That’s it’s fucking government name.
Ok but are we detouring toward or away from the 200 ft dicks
January 30, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Ok but are we detouring toward or away from the 200 ft dicks
Making my own chicken stock sounded like a fantastic idea until just now when i realized i do not have a container big enough to put it in once it’s done…oopsie!!!
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Making my own chicken stock sounded like a fantastic idea until just now when i realized i do not have a container big enough to put it in once it’s done…oopsie!!!
Cut the sleeves off an old sweatshirt. Rosie loves to play dressup, so i cut some arm holes and made her a little turtleneck. It fit her surprisingly well so i’m actually going to hem it for her
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Cut the sleeves off an old sweatshirt. Rosie loves to play dressup, so i cut some arm holes and made her a little turtleneck. It fit her surprisingly well so i’m actually going to hem it for her
I got married this past Halloween. Between the fact that we got married in New Zealand & then came home and immediately moved out of the state, our license got lost in transit and we had to request a new one. Today it finally arrived!! I’m definitely for sure married!!!
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I got married this past Halloween. Between the fact that we got married in New Zealand & then came home and immediately moved out of the state, our license got lost in transit and we had to request a new one. Today it finally arrived!! I’m definitely for sure married!!!
1 errand became 2 because i needed milk, so i went to aldi. Realized too late that i was holding chocolate milk instead of regular, and the line was all the way to the back of the store, so…i unintentionally got myself a little treat
I have exactly 1 (one) errand to run today and it is taking everything in me not to just go back to bed 🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 PM
1 errand became 2 because i needed milk, so i went to aldi. Realized too late that i was holding chocolate milk instead of regular, and the line was all the way to the back of the store, so…i unintentionally got myself a little treat
I have exactly 1 (one) errand to run today and it is taking everything in me not to just go back to bed 🙂↕️
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I have exactly 1 (one) errand to run today and it is taking everything in me not to just go back to bed 🙂↕️
forgot i had one of those migraine massage masks until @halfmoonjoe.com
mentioned it on stream today. I had a headache so i thought i’d put it on. Turns out it is bluetoothed to my phone, so the stream audio came through the speakers. Yelling!! directly into my temples!!!
mentioned it on stream today. I had a headache so i thought i’d put it on. Turns out it is bluetoothed to my phone, so the stream audio came through the speakers. Yelling!! directly into my temples!!!
January 23, 2026 at 4:13 AM
forgot i had one of those migraine massage masks until @halfmoonjoe.com
mentioned it on stream today. I had a headache so i thought i’d put it on. Turns out it is bluetoothed to my phone, so the stream audio came through the speakers. Yelling!! directly into my temples!!!
mentioned it on stream today. I had a headache so i thought i’d put it on. Turns out it is bluetoothed to my phone, so the stream audio came through the speakers. Yelling!! directly into my temples!!!
I have been playing a ton of core keeper & this morning i logged on not realizing i was on the wrong profile on the playstation so my save file was not there. I nearly cried
January 22, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I have been playing a ton of core keeper & this morning i logged on not realizing i was on the wrong profile on the playstation so my save file was not there. I nearly cried
My husband is experiencing new and exciting things on his work trip
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
My husband is experiencing new and exciting things on his work trip
Reposted by Emmet
Reposted by Emmet
my friend's uncle got taken by ICE so any way you can help him and his family out is greatly appreciated ❤️ gofund.me/ca11442f7
Donate to Support a Family in Crisis, organized by Jason Barker
Our hearts are with a dear family friend, Rolando Zelaya, who is facing an unimaginable situat… Jason Barker needs your support for Support a Family in Crisis
gofund.me
January 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
my friend's uncle got taken by ICE so any way you can help him and his family out is greatly appreciated ❤️ gofund.me/ca11442f7
Reposted by Emmet
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
gofund.me
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
We survived my first day of class
(No he didn’t go with me but he did have to get up at 6 AM and go for a walk in 9 degree weather)
(No he didn’t go with me but he did have to get up at 6 AM and go for a walk in 9 degree weather)
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 AM
We survived my first day of class
(No he didn’t go with me but he did have to get up at 6 AM and go for a walk in 9 degree weather)
(No he didn’t go with me but he did have to get up at 6 AM and go for a walk in 9 degree weather)
Tomorrow is my first day of school, and even though I’m nearly 30, I have a honkin red pimple on my forehead. Some things never change
January 21, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Tomorrow is my first day of school, and even though I’m nearly 30, I have a honkin red pimple on my forehead. Some things never change
I’ve finally got a job offer, BUT my first day would not be until the 31st. I’m still open to some commissions until I really get bogged down with stuff, now’s the time if you’re interested!! DM me!
Happy New Year! As we all know the job market is awful, and i’ve been on the hunt for over a month now. So while I’m searching for something more permanent, I’m looking for commission work to keep me afloat. More examples of my work in replies, DM me for details 💕
January 20, 2026 at 9:22 PM
I’ve finally got a job offer, BUT my first day would not be until the 31st. I’m still open to some commissions until I really get bogged down with stuff, now’s the time if you’re interested!! DM me!
I accepted a job yesterday. I just got a call from one I interviewed for over a month ago & they want to offer me the job 💀 It’s $4 more an hour and unless I get fired I don’t have to apply for another job in 90 days so…….guess I know where I’m headed!!!
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I accepted a job yesterday. I just got a call from one I interviewed for over a month ago & they want to offer me the job 💀 It’s $4 more an hour and unless I get fired I don’t have to apply for another job in 90 days so…….guess I know where I’m headed!!!
Been playing a lot of Neopets this week
January 20, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Been playing a lot of Neopets this week
Of course i would get a call from the manager at the job ive been waiting to hear back from the one time i leave my phone in another room. And of course i wouldn’t be able to get ahold of him before he left for the day. Of course!!
January 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Of course i would get a call from the manager at the job ive been waiting to hear back from the one time i leave my phone in another room. And of course i wouldn’t be able to get ahold of him before he left for the day. Of course!!
I said i wasn’t going to re-shave my undercut because it’s too cold to even be a little bald, but i’ve hit an awkward growth stage and i hate it!!! Shave it all!!!!
January 19, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I said i wasn’t going to re-shave my undercut because it’s too cold to even be a little bald, but i’ve hit an awkward growth stage and i hate it!!! Shave it all!!!!
Nobody laugh but this morning my dog (tall)(nervous pooper) didn’t see that there was a storm drain with a wonky grate bc of the snow, so while trying to squat, he put his foot right through it and fell flat on his face
January 19, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Nobody laugh but this morning my dog (tall)(nervous pooper) didn’t see that there was a storm drain with a wonky grate bc of the snow, so while trying to squat, he put his foot right through it and fell flat on his face
Classes start in two days and my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked. It’s 5:40 am and i stayed up this late to write a damn cover letter. If i don’t get an interview for this one i stg
January 19, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Classes start in two days and my sleep schedule is absolutely fucked. It’s 5:40 am and i stayed up this late to write a damn cover letter. If i don’t get an interview for this one i stg
Picrews are fun sometimes!!!
January 18, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Picrews are fun sometimes!!!