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Emmet
@eternalribbit.bsky.social
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He/Him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Artist. Union Man. Southern boy. Fucked up lil guy enthusiast.
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We had a wee bit of weather tonight (she hates thunder & only the weighted blanket would soothe her)
Rosie, a black & white chihuahua, wrapped in a gray weighted blanket. Photographed from a high angle with .5 zoom and flash to make her look very bug eyed Rosie again, wrapped up and looking very sad.
June 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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I am having one of those music moods recently where i only want to listen to like. Two extremely specific things with no in between. And i just think the vibe shift is very funny
Dead Channel Sky by clipping. dodie’s NPR Tiny Desk concert, as recorded and uploaded to Spotify
May 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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The results are in
A photo of me with straight across bangs about an inch and a half above my eyebrows, captioned “ya boy went amish” A text from me: Im so modesty pilled. I've gone horse and buggy mode. A text conversation between two people: From me: I had andy hit me with that brother Jedediah. The modesty radiating off of me will have panties drying up for miles. Bowl cut summer. From my friend: tradwifes like jedediahs. jaq better watch out in case an amish lady snatches you From me: Sister maude keep thine eyes on your own butter churn A text from my brother, Adam: What happened did you decide two mullets in the family was just too much power or what?
May 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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If you see this post, find a pic of you from 5 years ago and post it

Still wearing this vest, still taking mirror selfies. Sadly the shrek ears got lost in the shuffle somewhere over the years 😔
May 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Found this book for @halfmoonjoe.com at work yesterday!
The book “Bald Men Always Come Out On Top: 101 Ways to Use Your Head and Win with Skin” by Dave Beswick. The cover art features a close up of a bald man from the eyes up, looking up at the title text over his head. The back cover & description: WHY DO MILLIONS OF WOMEN LOVE POSITIVE BALDHEADED MEN? A book that unabashedly spreads the news that positive bald men are indeed virile, sensuous, loving, fun, sensitive and intelligent. The first book of cranial wit and wisdom for men on the cutting edge. FIND OUT HOW TO: • Take maximum advantage of your fringe benefits • Wittily respond whenever you are hair-assed or your head becomes the focus of altention • Become more empowered as a baldheaded man • Experience nature head-on in a way that people with hair cannot • Have hands-on fun with your sleek peak and bring humor to bare in a variety of situations Bald is awesome baby! Read all about it in this book that truly captures the sexuality of being bald. DAVE BESWICK has over 35 years of cranial nudity to his credit and has amassed the world's largest collection of bald humor and stories. As a writer, speaker and mentor, Dave stands as the foremost advocate for baldheaded men in the world today.
April 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Bought some tank tops. Theyre a bit too big. No prob, i can sew. Set down my sewing kit just long enough to get situated in bed. Brownie nested on them instantly
Brownie, a reddish brown dog with pointy ears, resting his head on some maroon and yellow fabric on top of a purple and magenta pencil box. There is a pincushion next to him as well. He is sleeping very peacefully.
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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It’s TDOV which means i have an excuse to post my favorite transition before & afters (for me, my brother is still very much cis. But we did swap haircuts.)
It is increasingly terrifying to be trans & visible, but god damn if it isn’t the best thing that ever happened to me.
Two people posing at the back of a battered gray and white camper van with stickers on the windows. On the left, a woman with short hair leans against the spare tire with one hand on her hip. She has pale skin & short bleach-blonde hair and is wearing sunglasses. short black shorts, and an offwhite cowboy shirt with floral accents. On the right, hanging from the ladder on the back of the van, is a man with pale skin, a beard, and long, curly brown hair. He is wearing sunglasses, jeans, and a matching cowboy shirt with pink floral accents. The same two people from the first photo, taken around 8 years later. This time they are posing behind a green subaru outback. The woman from the first photo is actually a trans man, and now has facial hair and long, curly dark hair with blonde highlights. He poses with his foot up on the rear of the car. The other man is standing up on the tailgate of the car, striking a funny pose. He has now cut his hair short and shaved off his beard. They are wearing the same shirts, but this time with different pants and cowboy boots.
March 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Owie!!!
A black and grey tattoo of an ornate hand mirror. The glass is cracked, and there is a chunk missing.
March 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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This is also my first ever coverup!! everybody say goodbye to my wonky friday the 13th flash cowboy, it was fun while it lasted but u no longer fit the vibe buckaroo 💕😔🤠
March 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Read Dandadan volume 1 tonight. It’s good, folks
A panel from the manga Dandadan of Okarun being possessed by the ghost Turbo Granny. It is saying “Let me gobble your schlong” in a creepy font.
March 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Today while playing cake sort on my lunch break i started getting these ads for some kind of AI smut story app and i laughed so hard at “alpha trey” and “beta kyle” that i nearly blacked out
A screenshot of an excerpt from a story seen in an ad for the story app (i think it was called Wonderful Novel). It is white text with black outlining superimposed over a black and white photo of a bed in front of a window overlooking a gloomy city. The text reads: "Alpha Trey and I are expecting company and you still have not cleaned the office like you were asked." Beta Kyle spits at me”
March 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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The ebook copies at my library got snatched up before i even had a chance, but i am delighted to report i got the audiobook of the Buffalo Hunter Hunter by @sgj.bsky.social and will be devouring it immediately
A screenshot of the Libby app, showing the cover of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter by Stephen Graham Jones.
March 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Picked up one of my bffs after a surgery today. When i got her home, it turns out she had made me a gift basket. This is my favorite 😭
A bookmark featuring a 5 cartoon frogs stacked on top of one another. All of them are making silly faces. The flip side of the bookmark, showcasing each frog’s buttcheeks.
March 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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He’s very egg shaped tonight 🥚
Brownie, a reddish-brown dog with pointy ears, curled up on a baby blue blanket. All his limbs and tail are tucked underneath him and his chin is resting on his back paws. Also, you can’t hear it, but he is snoring a little.
March 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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I’m a star! I’m a star!!

(I have been playing with the radial symmetry tool on procreate a lot. enjoy my birds)
A white line drawing of a group of herons arranged symmetrically around a central point on a dark blue background. Their beaks are open and nearly touching, forming an 8 pointed star. At the center is a glowing white snake. There are smaller stars sprinkled around between the herons’ necks.
February 24, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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I had to generate a code to get into an account and authenticator gave me this. Very mature m*crosoft
A screenshot of a 6 digit code. The numbers are 420 690.
February 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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I ordered a shirt for myself that was listed as a medium. I usually wear a large, so i knew i was pushing it. However it came today and it is like, toddler sized, so i can’t wear it. Brownie though…..
Brownie, a pointy reddish brown dog, wearing a green and orange patterned buttonup shirt. He is mid-yawn and making a silly face. Another photo of brownie, this time looking up at the camera.
February 17, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Finished Minute of Islands today. I really enjoyed it. The art is so lush and beautiful, even when things get real nasty. If you like a puzzle platformer and games about feeling inadequate at your job while undergoing apocalyptic conditions, give it a go.
A character in a flat colored cartoon style stands in a lush, bright garden of fungus in shades of purple, magenta, and green. The character, Mo, a pale girl with long dark blue hair, is wearing a yellow cloak, dark leggings, and yellow boots. She is looking up at the scenery around her. Image from GamingTrend. Mo stands on a sandy path in front of a dilapidated domes building. There is some shabby fencing and a table covered in assorted items in the background. She is looking ahead at an assortment of scarecrows made from green and yellow hooded garments. Some are wearing gas masks. In the lower right corner, a group of three of these scarecrow/dolls are posed at a table having a tea party. There are greenish yellow spores in the air. Image from PC Gamer. Mo stands at an altar outside a large stone arch seemingly built into a cliff face. A humanoid skull is mounted above the arch, and to either side of it are fossils embedded in the rock, one a giant ammonite like creature, the other more mammalian. On the rocks to the left of the arch is a large sea creature’s skeleton. The rocks are tinged red and there are fragments of ship parts on the ground. Mo is being prompted to place the Omni Switch on the altar. Greenish yellow spores float in the air. Image from IGN. Mo runs through a sandy pink landscape dotted with stones and large, reflective puddles. Everything is in hues of pale pink, orange, blue, and purple. Her reflection is shown in the central puddle. All around her, rising out of the ground, are gigantic spotted garden eels. Image taken from Nintendo Wire.
February 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Ask and ye shall receive?
February 9, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Oh these always make me laugh, i saw this one a couple weeks ago
February 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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There aren’t just humanoid guys, there’s tons of weird animals too. I love them all.
A fish with a human face. It is flopping on land and saying “I need water!” A zebra with a human face. The face is flesh colored, but also stripy with pink blush. It is standing on a hill and some foliage is in front of it. Two tan ducks with human faces. There is a radish man behind them.
February 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I stumbled across a game on the app store called Cryptid Aquarium and it is my new obsession. you start with a petri dish & work your way up to an aquarium that you can decorate & fill with these low poly weirdos. Each creature has a human man face. It rules.
A lumpy gray humanoid rock creature doing a pirouette. A humanoid creature with a green, muscular body and a yellow dandelion for a head. He is standing in front of a fallen log, and there is a cartoon poop and a loaf of bread at his feet. A humanoid creature shaped like a mushroom. A speech bubble saying hello is coming from him, pointing at his crotch. There is a stat sheet at the bottom of the screen, denoting his level, satiety, health, and marital status. This one is married. The UI is kind of funky and the text does not quite fit in the zones it is supposed to. A journal entry for something called a firefly-like creature. It looks like a firefly with a man’s face. The observation notes and data state: Type: Nocturnal Habitat: Desert Weight: 4.8g They try to seduce other creatures by making their butts glow at night. But everyone is mostly already a sleep.
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Don’t worry, he is currently snuggled up in fresh clean blankets & snoring!!
Brownie, curled up on a gray blanket on a green sofa. My hand is resting on his head and his little eyes are half open. He is very sleepy.
February 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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I warshed him
Brownie, a reddish brown and very pointy dog, standing in a bathtub and looking sadly at the camera. He is soggy and very pitiful looking. Another photo at the same angle, but brownie is now looking away, embarrassed.
February 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Behold the vegetables of my labor
A glass baking dish full of olive oil, rosemary, and golden roasted garlic.
February 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM