Skeet Wood
@essiewood.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
This is not a joke. This is not normal.
Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.
Why do Gatorade and Panda Express go way harder than they used to? They really glowed-up recently
June 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Why do Gatorade and Panda Express go way harder than they used to? They really glowed-up recently
I'm sick of the new meta of Cartoon cats and dogs being best friends. I miss when they were mean to each other, and there was a mildly uncomfortable, racial subtext to their conflict. Bring back the cats and dogs racism.
May 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm sick of the new meta of Cartoon cats and dogs being best friends. I miss when they were mean to each other, and there was a mildly uncomfortable, racial subtext to their conflict. Bring back the cats and dogs racism.
@bigjoel.bsky.social thoughts on the New Pope?
May 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
@bigjoel.bsky.social thoughts on the New Pope?
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
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Reskeeted with alt text because AGREED.
January 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Reskeeted with alt text because AGREED.
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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...
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February 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore
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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
GLENS FALLS, NY—Breaking its own record after scoring a touchdown to rack up its 600th point within the first quarter, the Boston Dynamics dog appeared unstoppable at the Puppy Bowl, sources confirmed Sunday. “It looks like Nacho is headed into the end zone, and—oh no, another brutal tackle from Spot, the robotic dog!” said game commentator Steve Levy, who clutched his head and winced as the gadget began emitting a high-pitched noise that caused the few still-standing puppies to crumple unconscious to the ground. “Oof, that’s gotta hurt! This is one dog that sure likes to play rough. It’ll be interesting to see what he does with the arm he’s protracting. Good God, Spot, no. That’s the referee! Run, everybody. Run for your lives!” At press time, the robotic dog was reportedly showboating with a victory dance on a pile of its opponents’ corpses.
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February 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Boston Dynamics Dog Unstoppable At Puppy Bowl
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For so many reasons.
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February 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
For so many reasons.
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He's testing the waters. You know who. Seeing if there'll be any consequences. There won't be.
January 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
He's testing the waters. You know who. Seeing if there'll be any consequences. There won't be.
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Ok now that Tiktok is less than 24 hours away from being banned, the Bluesky For You algorithm needs to get really REALLY good. Right now it's just a bunch of millennial shit.
January 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Ok now that Tiktok is less than 24 hours away from being banned, the Bluesky For You algorithm needs to get really REALLY good. Right now it's just a bunch of millennial shit.
biden you stupid fuck
January 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
biden you stupid fuck
"Somehow... Yoshi made a Wendy's"
January 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"Somehow... Yoshi made a Wendy's"
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David Lynch shot it down from heaven 💫
BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship explodes during test flight
January 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
David Lynch shot it down from heaven 💫
@hankgreen.bsky.social did cavemen get nostalgic?
January 15, 2025 at 9:30 PM
@hankgreen.bsky.social did cavemen get nostalgic?
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At a time when so many powerful people are bending the knee to Donald Trump, it’s incredibly important that we lift up acts of resistance.
Yesterday, the celebrated editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit the Washington Post when they killed the cartoon below. This is what courage looks like.
Yesterday, the celebrated editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit the Washington Post when they killed the cartoon below. This is what courage looks like.
January 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
At a time when so many powerful people are bending the knee to Donald Trump, it’s incredibly important that we lift up acts of resistance.
Yesterday, the celebrated editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit the Washington Post when they killed the cartoon below. This is what courage looks like.
Yesterday, the celebrated editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit the Washington Post when they killed the cartoon below. This is what courage looks like.
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Hey All. Bad faith lawyers Advocates for Faith and Freedom - the group targeting trans teens in Riverside - put out a call for teens to snitch to them if there is a trans athlete on their sports team. Please flood this form: faith-freedom.com/savegirlsspo...
Save Girls' Sports — Advocates For Faith & Freedom
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January 3, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Hey All. Bad faith lawyers Advocates for Faith and Freedom - the group targeting trans teens in Riverside - put out a call for teens to snitch to them if there is a trans athlete on their sports team. Please flood this form: faith-freedom.com/savegirlsspo...
When Andy Kaufman died his soul split into five pieces and they went to Zach Hadel, Dan Hentschel, Cole Escola, Joel Haver, and Jerma.
December 27, 2024 at 11:06 AM
When Andy Kaufman died his soul split into five pieces and they went to Zach Hadel, Dan Hentschel, Cole Escola, Joel Haver, and Jerma.
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He originally posted this on March 30th, 2021 and later deleted when his original account got nuked. Would be a shame if it started trending again:
December 23, 2024 at 4:29 PM
He originally posted this on March 30th, 2021 and later deleted when his original account got nuked. Would be a shame if it started trending again:
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This can’t keep happening…
December 23, 2024 at 5:30 PM
This can’t keep happening…