Esmeralda von Lesbian
@esmevonsly.bsky.social
🏳️🌈 Chaotic good, now more chaotic than good
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Imma go hang out with socialists tomorrow, Wadsworth’s wife would understand.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Imma go hang out with socialists tomorrow, Wadsworth’s wife would understand.
Well now I’m obsessed with James Garfield and Chester Arthur
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Well now I’m obsessed with James Garfield and Chester Arthur
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aside from failed candidates and the Trump administration, whose prospective misery tonight is bringing you the most joy? I think mine is Cardinal Dolan
Some of the worst people in the world are having the worst night of their life, I fucking love it
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 AM
aside from failed candidates and the Trump administration, whose prospective misery tonight is bringing you the most joy? I think mine is Cardinal Dolan
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(minneapolis voice) LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR NEW YORK
Decision Desk has called the NYC mayors race for Zohran Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
(minneapolis voice) LORD I SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR NEW YORK
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ITS A BLUE TSUMAMDANI
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
ITS A BLUE TSUMAMDANI
MAMDANI!!!!! God I wish I was a New Yorker
November 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
MAMDANI!!!!! God I wish I was a New Yorker
I think I am the only person in the world who has watched A House of Dynamite as many times as I’ve watched it
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I think I am the only person in the world who has watched A House of Dynamite as many times as I’ve watched it
I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I know a lot of people hated A House of Dynamite but I absolutely loved it (even though I was frustrated at the ending).
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS
October 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS ABOUT BEN SOLO HOW DO WE FIX THIS
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enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.
August 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
And now I’ve watched The Poughkeepsie Tapes and same deal as before. It’s a terribly made and acted movie. If you’re going to make a provocative movie at least make it well.
Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.
August 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Look. If you’re gonna make a movie like Megan Is Missing, at least make it good. That movie was fucking terrible all the way around. And a really good indication of what will NOT happen if you get scammed by someone on the internets.
I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others
July 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I despise Reed Richards’ stretchy power, please tell me he has others
I had children with the WRONG MAN 🤬
July 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I had children with the WRONG MAN 🤬
Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent
July 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Ok look. LOOK. I’m not saying I’m not gay, but David Corenswet could get it. I’d be bi for a man like Clark Kent
Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩
July 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Do you have any idea how much I hate living in red states all the goddamn time 😩
The longer I’m gay the more gay I am 🙃
July 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The longer I’m gay the more gay I am 🙃
Y’all Superman was so good!
July 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Y’all Superman was so good!
Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit
July 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Where are all the lesbians in Atlanta? Come find me dammit
I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything
July 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I haven’t been here much lately have I missed anything
I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now
July 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m tired of being respectable-ish I think I’ll just be chaotic now
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I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.
June 10, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I have a tenuous grip on whatever this is.
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The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.
That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
June 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.
That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
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Amazing. Respect the lede.
June 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Amazing. Respect the lede.
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